Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Keep it in your pants, Sullivan

Shawn
1. Barney Frank was pleased with Freddie Mac's offering, and promised there would be no congressional investigations on his watch.

2. "Sorry, you guys are all way too old for the Chinese gymnastics team."

3. And after meeting all night, Bush's elite team of economic advisers recommended a $700 billion bail out for corrupt mortgage companies.

4. Charges were dismissed after Mrs. Johnson failed to pick the alleged "cat molester" out of a police line-up.

5. Yeah, Calvin Klein isn't even pretending anymore.

Best of Passionate Conservative
YMCA: UR SPELN IT RONG!

Best of Passionate Conservative
George Takei's bachelor party.

Best of Kaptain Krude
FLOOR POOSHERS... YUR DOIN IT RONG!

Best of shoechick
Obviously they are stuck in Michael Jackson's basement and they are trying to spell HELP!

Best of Jack Reacher
After convincing the boys that the pool table would float away unless they held it down, Clay Aiken sat back with a glass of chardonnay and enjoyed the spectacle.

Best of Silhouette
"Up against the wall, punks!" Law and Order: Australia

Best of OpenID mklasing
"Gay Sesame Street" unveils its version of the "Which one of these is not like the other" game.


Best of Submariner
West Palm Beach's version of a Whitman Sampler Pack.

Best of jj
Barney Frank's Christmas card from NAMBLA.

17 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Glory Hole action in the southern hemisphere?

-OR-

When caught by the principal cavorting in a school locker room with unnamed classmates, a young Sen. Larry Craig maintained he was a hazing victim. yeah, uh huh... hazing, that's the ticket

Passionate Conservative said...

You know, in the old days, the altar boys would just drink the sacramental wine.

Passionate Conservative said...

YMCA: UR SPELN IT RONG!

Passionate Conservative said...

George Takei's bachelor party.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Push!"

Kaptain Krude said...

FLOOR POOSHERS... YUR DOIN IT RONG!

shoechick said...

Obviously they are stuck in Michael Jackson's basement and they are trying to spell HELP!

Jack Reacher said...

After convincing the boys that the pool table would float away unless they held it down, Clay Aiken sat back with a glass of chardonnay and enjoyed the spectacle.

Jack Reacher said...

A preview of NBC's hard-hitting new fall drama, "Senate Page."

Submariner said...

Sully's wannabe-boy-band never played any instruments, except their organs.

Silhouette said...

"Up against the wall, punks!"

Law and Order: Australia

mpur said...

The boys at the Neverland Orphanage always hated skidmark inspection days.


VW: zootw

Submariner said...

Gavin chose to interpret this as showing they were "heels over head" in love with him...

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir was losing his patience; weren't these girls EVER going to learn to execute a double axel landing?

mklasing said...

"Gay Sesame Street" unveils its version of the "Which one of these is not like the other" game.

Submariner said...

West Palm Beach's version of a Whitman Sampler Pack.

jj said...

Barney Frank's Christmas card from NAMBLA.