1. Planned Parenthood tries to make late term abortions more festive.
2. Ringling Brothers inaugurates its daycare center.
3. "Hey, careful muchacho. Those the anchor babies! Viva McCain!"
4. "Wow, John Edwards's heterosexuality has reasserted itself with a vengeance!"
5. "Well, gee, that's not very impressive. Hey! What if we had the Fonz jump over a shark instead?"
Best of The Man
NYT: Palin once stomped on babies as a member of the Alaskan Nazi-Baby Stomping Association in 1984.
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Best of Passionate Conservative
Hannibal Lecter prepares the grapes for his homemade Chianti.
Best of Chrees
I still don't get the graduation exercises for the Palestinian special forces...
Best of Whacko
Evel Schwartz sets the record of five babies in a single jump.
Best of prince of leaves
For the rest of her life, the little girl in the foreground would suffer uncontrollable and inexplicable panic attacks whenever DHL cargo planes flew over.
Best of Submariner
Wait; that's no way to kill roaches!