1. Planned Parenthood tries to make late term abortions more festive.
2. Ringling Brothers inaugurates its daycare center.
3. "Hey, careful muchacho. Those the anchor babies! Viva McCain!"
4. "Wow, John Edwards's heterosexuality has reasserted itself with a vengeance!"
5. "Well, gee, that's not very impressive. Hey! What if we had the Fonz jump over a shark instead?"
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NYT: Palin once stomped on babies as a member of the Alaskan Nazi-Baby Stomping Association in 1984.
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Hannibal Lecter prepares the grapes for his homemade Chianti.
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I still don't get the graduation exercises for the Palestinian special forces...
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Evel Schwartz sets the record of five babies in a single jump.
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For the rest of her life, the little girl in the foreground would suffer uncontrollable and inexplicable panic attacks whenever DHL cargo planes flew over.
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Wait; that's no way to kill roaches!
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McDonalds continued its denial that it is marketing to kids.
NYT: Palin once stomped on babies as a member of the Alaskan Nazi-Baby Stomping Association in 1984.
(Source - unknown)
Hannibal Lecter prepares the grapes for his homemade Chianti.
It's not as bouncy as a trampoline, but still very soft.
I still don't get the graduation exercises for the Palestinian special forces...
Evel Schwartz sets the record of five babies in a single jump.
The middle name of all of the babies: Danger.
Japanese children 'Don't Fear The Reaper.'
For the rest of her life, the little girl in the foreground would suffer uncontrollable and inexplicable panic attacks whenever DHL cargo planes flew over.
The singing of the national anthem at the opening of the alternative RNC convention left even the Ron Paul delegates speechless.
Fed up with its lack of success in combating childhood obesity, the UK Ministry of Health and the Environment resorts to brutal reprisals to defend Gaia.
In one of the world's least technologically advanced, grossly overpopulated countries, excited Koskatchyan officials proudly display the first 100% recyclable hay-filled sextuplet stroller to come off the assembly line... before hooking it up to the proud family's burro.
Wait; that's no way to kill roaches!
I'm not sure, but I think that's a McDonald's Express... Aren't they usually only in malls?
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