Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Jumping to Conclusions... Baby Edition

Brender

1. Planned Parenthood tries to make late term abortions more festive.

2. Ringling Brothers inaugurates its daycare center.

3. "Hey, careful muchacho. Those the anchor babies! Viva McCain!"

4. "Wow, John Edwards's heterosexuality has reasserted itself with a vengeance!"

5. "Well, gee, that's not very impressive. Hey! What if we had the Fonz jump over a shark instead?"

Best of The Man
NYT: Palin once stomped on babies as a member of the Alaskan Nazi-Baby Stomping Association in 1984.
(Source - unknown)

Best of Passionate Conservative
Hannibal Lecter prepares the grapes for his homemade Chianti.

Best of Chrees
I still don't get the graduation exercises for the Palestinian special forces...

Best of Whacko
Evel Schwartz sets the record of five babies in a single jump.

Best of prince of leaves
For the rest of her life, the little girl in the foreground would suffer uncontrollable and inexplicable panic attacks whenever DHL cargo planes flew over.

Best of Submariner
Wait; that's no way to kill roaches!

14 comments:

Double the U said...

McDonalds continued its denial that it is marketing to kids.

The Man said...

NYT: Palin once stomped on babies as a member of the Alaskan Nazi-Baby Stomping Association in 1984.
(Source - unknown)

Passionate Conservative said...

Hannibal Lecter prepares the grapes for his homemade Chianti.

Passionate Conservative said...

It's not as bouncy as a trampoline, but still very soft.

Chrees said...

I still don't get the graduation exercises for the Palestinian special forces...

Whacko said...

Evel Schwartz sets the record of five babies in a single jump.

Army of Dad said...

The middle name of all of the babies: Danger.

Rodney Dill said...

Japanese children 'Don't Fear The Reaper.'

prince of leaves said...

For the rest of her life, the little girl in the foreground would suffer uncontrollable and inexplicable panic attacks whenever DHL cargo planes flew over.

prince of leaves said...

The singing of the national anthem at the opening of the alternative RNC convention left even the Ron Paul delegates speechless.

prince of leaves said...

Fed up with its lack of success in combating childhood obesity, the UK Ministry of Health and the Environment resorts to brutal reprisals to defend Gaia.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In one of the world's least technologically advanced, grossly overpopulated countries, excited Koskatchyan officials proudly display the first 100% recyclable hay-filled sextuplet stroller to come off the assembly line... before hooking it up to the proud family's burro.

Submariner said...

Wait; that's no way to kill roaches!

Submariner said...

I'm not sure, but I think that's a McDonald's Express... Aren't they usually only in malls?