Monday, September 29, 2008

I'm Crazee ... What the Hell is that Thing?... Head!


1. "What the Hell, Michael Phelps? Nobody even remembers Mean Joe Green!"

2. A young Barry Soetero is humiliated once again for failing to memorize his Koranic verses.

3. "... but the kid in me is still fixated on the smell of sweaty male codpieces."

4. ORA: "Always remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

5. For Barney Frank's newest page, the hazing was the least humiliating part of the next two years.

Best of Army of Mom
Dear Mom and Dad,
Camp is good, although there's this one counselor who makes me wear things on my head and keeps dropping things and asking me to pick them up.

Love, Billy

Best of Army of Mom
Postcards from Michael Jackson swimcamp.

Best of Army of Dad
This one time at swim camp...

Best of Army of Mom
Abu Ghraib Summer Camp

Best of Army of Dad
The punishment for pissing in the training pool in Russia is being made to stand outside in only your swim gear.

Best of Army of Mom
Ms. Lafave said I was her favorite student. I think she's going to give me a candy bar cuz she said later we're going on the Hershey Highway.

Best of Army of Mom
Gallant said swimming would get us chicks. Goofus, however ... well, hell, look at him.

20 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Weird Science, the Next Generation

The Man said...

Often the last image that many of Emnuclaw's animals sees before the attack.

Dub said...

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Army of Dad said...

The Flying Dub is a Ang Lee remake of the old classic The Flying Nun.

Army of Mom said...

Dear Mom and Dad,
Camp is good, although there's this one counselor who makes me wear things on my head and keeps dropping things and asking me to pick them up.

Love, Billy

Army of Mom said...

Postcards from Michael Jackson swimcamp.

Army of Dad said...

PANTY RAID: UR DOING IT WRONG.

Army of Mom said...

Disgraced and unable to play baseball, Danny Almonte pursues swimming.

Army of Dad said...

This one time at swim camp...

Army of Mom said...

Abu Ghraib Summer Camp

Army of Mom said...

Mom and Dad went to Abu Ghraib and all I got was this weird thing to wear on my head.

Army of Dad said...

The punishment for pissing in the training pool in Russia is being made to stand outside in only your swim gear.

Army of Mom said...

Ms. Lafave said I was her favorite student. I think she's going to give me a candy bar cuz she said later we're going on the Hershey Highway.

Army of Mom said...

WETBACK: UR DOIN IT WRONG

Army of Mom said...

Gallant said swimming would get us chicks. Goofus, however ... well, hell, look at him.

Army of Mom said...

A young Greg Louganis. This explains a lot.

Army of Mom said...

Billy's battle with multiple personality disorder:

What time's synchronized swim team practice?

Army of Mom said...

I think Billy hit the platform a few times too many during dive practice.

Army of Dad said...

You can laugh now all you want, but I'm drinking milk and in 15 years the chicks will be all over me just like Michael Phelps.

Rodney Dill said...

"...but I don't even know what muff diving is."