Monday, September 29, 2008
I'm Crazee Bow Head... Anybody See a Shirtless Mulatto Go by Here?
1. "... Accepting the Grammy for Gary Glitter, "Mrs" Gary Glitter..."
2. JON BENET RAMSEY. UR DOIN IT WRONG BUT ITS OK CUZ THERE REELLY IZ NO WAY TO DO IT RITE
3. "I got off lucky. Only lost two fingers. You should see what mom cut off my brother when she caught him masturbating."
4. ORA: Mrs. A-Wiggins finally tells Mr. Tudbowl to double penetrate himself.
5. Billy didn't know it, but he was about to start the Worst First Day of Seventh Grade Evah!
Best of Army of Dad
Obama's sex ed class would soon teach her to put the fingers on both sides of her mouth and stick her tongue out.
Best of Double the U
When I was a kid, devil worshiping heavy metal kids were a lot different. Damn you glam-metal, damn you.
Bes of mklasing
Shortly after winning "Miss Hello Kitty" Darlene was blinded in both eyes by the floating hand of death.
Best of prince of leaves
The campy "Village of the Harshly Scolded" wasn't nearly as scary as "Village of the Damned"
Best of Artfldgr
Between this bow, and my hand, i can bring in radio free europe!
Best of the doyle
TEH SHOCKER, UR DOIN IT WRONG
Best of Army of Mom
Hook 'em Horns! UR DOIN IT WRONG!
Best of Dub
If you look closely, you can already see the start of the double chin. *sigh* Another one lost.
Best of Rodney Dill
Paul Simon For President!
Best of Todd
Shiny! Happy! Greetings from Planet B52, Earthlings!