Monday, September 29, 2008

I'm Crazee Bow Head... Anybody See a Shirtless Mulatto Go by Here?


1. "... Accepting the Grammy for Gary Glitter, "Mrs" Gary Glitter..."

2. JON BENET RAMSEY. UR DOIN IT WRONG BUT ITS OK CUZ THERE REELLY IZ NO WAY TO DO IT RITE

3. "I got off lucky. Only lost two fingers. You should see what mom cut off my brother when she caught him masturbating."

4. ORA: Mrs. A-Wiggins finally tells Mr. Tudbowl to double penetrate himself.

5. Billy didn't know it, but he was about to start the Worst First Day of Seventh Grade Evah!

Best of Army of Dad
Obama's sex ed class would soon teach her to put the fingers on both sides of her mouth and stick her tongue out.

Best of Double the U
When I was a kid, devil worshiping heavy metal kids were a lot different. Damn you glam-metal, damn you.

Bes of mklasing
Shortly after winning "Miss Hello Kitty" Darlene was blinded in both eyes by the floating hand of death.

Best of prince of leaves
The campy "Village of the Harshly Scolded" wasn't nearly as scary as "Village of the Damned"

Best of Artfldgr
Between this bow, and my hand, i can bring in radio free europe!

Best of the doyle
TEH SHOCKER, UR DOIN IT WRONG

Best of Army of Mom
Hook 'em Horns! UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Best of Dub
If you look closely, you can already see the start of the double chin. *sigh* Another one lost.

Best of Rodney Dill
Paul Simon For President!

Best of Todd
Shiny! Happy! Greetings from Planet B52, Earthlings!

36 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Obama's sex ed class would soon teach her to put the fingers on both sides of her mouth and stick her tongue out.

Double the U said...

When I was a kid, devil worshiping heavy metal kids were a lot different. Damn you glam-metal, damn you.

Passionate Conservative said...

Nancy's just doin' her part to "Keep Austin Weird."

mega said...

The Code Pink Youth Reeducation Program was, frankly, a huge success, helped along by its $5 billion windfall cut of the "Financial Bailout".

sonicfrog said...

Sarah Palin - The Early Years.

mklasing said...

Shortly after winning "Miss Hello Kitty" Darlene was blinded in both eyes by the floating hand of death.

Dub said...

I CAN HAZ ONE IN THE PINK AND ONE IN THE STINK?

Double the U said...

Okay, Okay relax DoubleU, relax. "HEY EVERYBODY, stay away from the brown acid"

prince of leaves said...

The campy "Village of the Harshly Scolded" wasn't nearly as scary as "Village of the Damned"

prince of leaves said...

Harry Reid?

Artfldgr said...

I would say F U! but i am deaf and dyslexic, so this is the best i can do.

Artfldgr said...

Pucker and Blow? no way, if ya want to whistle, first do this, then...

Artfldgr said...

Between this bow, and my hand, i can bring in radio free europe while in class!

Artfldgr said...

Marla thought she had the cartoon character part of the dominatrix market sewn up, then bubbles arrived on the strip.

Artfldgr said...

Yes my parents are liberals, why do you ask?

Artfldgr said...

When i am alone, i take my pen and draw eyes on my fingers and pretend my hand is pikachu.

Artfldgr said...

Last year i was captain of the football team, this year...

the doyle said...

TEH SHOCKER, UR DOIN IT WRONG

Army of Mom said...

Sarah Palin's efforts to get the votes in Who-ville were considered a sad reflection of the real Cindy Lou Who.

Army of Mom said...

Hook 'em Horns! UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Army of Mom said...

HANG LOOSE! UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Army of Mom said...

Only 10 years old, yet another victim of text messaging finger amputations.

Army of Mom said...

Tell me little Tammy, how many times did the lady washing the car make you have tingly feelings down there?

Army of Mom said...

Trying to disguise herself after the outburst on the soccer pitch, little MacKenzie missed the boat on how to blend.

Army of Mom said...

How to tell your mom is an 80s retread: she makes you dress up like one of the B-52s. What is a true tragedy is her brother - who has to be Fred.

Army of Mom said...

Read between the lines mom!

Army of Mom said...

Next on E True Hollywood story: the early days of Pink.

Army of Mom said...

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

Army of Dad said...

Bubble gum pop gone bad.

Army of Mom said...

DOIN A LYNNDIE: UR DOIN IT WRONG

Dub said...

If you look closely, you can already see the start of the double chin. *sigh* Another one lost.

Dub said...

SPECULUM...UR DOIN IT GREAT!

Adjustah said...

SHAMWOW...UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Rodney Dill said...

Paul Simon For President!

Todd said...

Shiny! Happy! Greetings from Planet B52, Earthlings!

Rodney Dill said...

The cockteaser at Roosterama