Divine Miss M
1. Twenty years later, when the bodies of 19 traveling businessmen were found in Becky's crawlspace, no one was surprised.
2. Do it to a cat, it's animal cruelty and you go to jail. Do it to a submissive bottom wrapped in an American flag and it's performance art, and you get a NEA grant.
3. Erwin Schrodinger's genetic line has, um, diminished with successive generations.
4. Unfortunately, she only took second place behind little Andy Sullivan's exhibit, "Gerbil vs. Anus."
5. PETA day care.
Best of Jack Reacher
In their latest drive to capture market share, the Die Hard marketing department may have over-reached.
Best of prince of leaves
Lynndie England, the Early Years.
Best of Passionate Conservative
...and now for my next demonstration, a cat who leaps 20 feet straight up into the air!
Best of Submariner
Jodie would go on to a critically acclaimed and lucrative film career and having a constant craving to glaze donuts...
Best of Adjustah
Nobody was really surprised when this lead, of course, to 'Knives vs. Dogs', 'Axe vs. Parents', 'Bed-spring shiv vs. Cell mate', ending of course with 'Electricity vs. Becky'.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Early photo of Kathy Bates, who even today wistfully credits Fluffy and Mr. Sparky as muses for her shocking performance in Misery.
Best of Chrees
Jimmy the Greek's granddaughter setting odds and taking bets...