Friday, September 12, 2008

Happy Lizard Plane


1. "Call CENTCOM, tell 'em another air asset has become possessed by Gene Simmons."

2. "Do you like that. Yeah, it feels good when I touch you there, doesn't it?"

3. "OK, adjust the lens, and we'll just send you on a little 'sightseeing' trip over the nude beach."

4. "What is it, girl? Is something wrong? Is Timmy down a well? Did a tractor flip over on grandpa?"

5. Srgt. Weston was so wrapped in his work he completely failed to note the Go'auld symbiote poised to strike.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hey, where can I get a drone that runs on licorice?

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Okay, now watch her tongue when I scratch her j-u-u-u-st r-i-i-i-ght here.

Best of sonicfrog
Jeez, even the plane has a penis... like I said, "It's Phallic Phriday at Caption This"!!!

Best of Silhouette
Little known fact: Harry Olsen, the 100 ft tall man, served during WWII servicing B-17 bombers

Best of Foz
Q. What's the difference between an armed UAV and Saracuda Palin?
A. It is in fact a trick question... there is no difference. Heads up Barry, INCOMING!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tech 1st Class Cornbuhl successfully reprogrammed the UAV so it would acquire and retrieve red licorice strips from arab street vendors.

Best of racerboy
I'll make that face too, if you grab me like that!!!

Best of flyovercountry
OK, now how do you spell "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"?

Best of mpur
Everyone loves a happy ending.

Best of Adjustah
ORA "I think it's a mail plane..."

Best of Submariner
In preparation for an Obama presidency, troops have begun teaching the armament to stick it's tongue out, and in the most severe cases, to taunt with a French accent.

21 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hey, where can I get a drone that runs on licorice?

Whacko said...

Get yours today at Radio Shack! Laser-guided missiles and armor-piercing ammo sold separately.

Submariner said...

OK; napalm tank is armed. What were the coordinates of that "Boobs Not Bombs" rally again?

Submariner said...

Voice Over: "John McCain sends drone's like this one full of Hershey bars and nylons. Then the nuc arrives about 15 minutes later. I won't. I'm Barack Obamessiah and I approved this propaganda."

Submariner said...

Y'know, Mac, I think the Berkeley Recruiters are gonna have a parking place this afternoon...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Okay, now watch her tongue when I scratch her j-u-u-u-st r-i-i-i-ght here.

sonicfrog said...

Jeez, even the plane has a penis... like I said, "It's Phallic Phriday at Caption This"!!!

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "You want to experience an epiphany, something coming down from the sky? Well, I got your epiphany right here..."

Silhouette said...

Little known fact: Harry Olsen, the 100 ft tall man, served during WWII servicing B-17 bombers

mega said...

Obama's response hit the airwaves within minutes. "The notion that our offensive in Afghanistan was derailed by one tasty fruitfly is .. uh ... ah ... uh ... entirely unacceptable."

racerboy said...

"Oh, sorry, he was adjusted for quail..."

Foz said...

What's the difference between an armed UAV and Saracuda Palin?

It is in fact a trick question... there is no difference. Heads up Barry, INCOMING!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The "turn your head and cough" diagnostic wasn't in the USAF manual, but wasn't all that surprising either considering urologist Fitzhew was a victim of WWBM - Weekend Warrior Billet Mismatch.

or

Tech 1st Class Cornbuhl successfully reprogrammed the UAV so it would acquire and retrieve red licorice strips from arab street vendors.

or

Subtle clue that Gilbert was making unauthorized fly-bys over the warlord's harem... UAV returns with a boner and its tongue hanging out.

racerboy said...

I'll make that face too, if you grab me like that!!!

flyovercountry said...

OK, now how do you spell "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"?

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

Red Rocket! Red Rocket!

Army of Dad said...

The toungue is there in case Obama get elected since that will be the only armament the miliraty will be able to afford.

mpur said...

Everyone loves a happy ending.

Adjustah said...

ORA "I think it's a mail plane..."

Submariner said...

In preparation for an Obama presidency, troops have begun teaching the armament to stick it's tongue out, and in the most severe cases, to taunt with a French accent.