Friday, September 12, 2008
Happy Lizard Plane
1. "Call CENTCOM, tell 'em another air asset has become possessed by Gene Simmons."
2. "Do you like that. Yeah, it feels good when I touch you there, doesn't it?"
3. "OK, adjust the lens, and we'll just send you on a little 'sightseeing' trip over the nude beach."
4. "What is it, girl? Is something wrong? Is Timmy down a well? Did a tractor flip over on grandpa?"
5. Srgt. Weston was so wrapped in his work he completely failed to note the Go'auld symbiote poised to strike.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hey, where can I get a drone that runs on licorice?
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Okay, now watch her tongue when I scratch her j-u-u-u-st r-i-i-i-ght here.
Best of sonicfrog
Jeez, even the plane has a penis... like I said, "It's Phallic Phriday at Caption This"!!!
Best of Silhouette
Little known fact: Harry Olsen, the 100 ft tall man, served during WWII servicing B-17 bombers
Best of Foz
Q. What's the difference between an armed UAV and Saracuda Palin?
A. It is in fact a trick question... there is no difference. Heads up Barry, INCOMING!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tech 1st Class Cornbuhl successfully reprogrammed the UAV so it would acquire and retrieve red licorice strips from arab street vendors.
Best of racerboy
I'll make that face too, if you grab me like that!!!
Best of flyovercountry
OK, now how do you spell "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"?
Best of mpur
Everyone loves a happy ending.
Best of Adjustah
ORA "I think it's a mail plane..."
Best of Submariner
In preparation for an Obama presidency, troops have begun teaching the armament to stick it's tongue out, and in the most severe cases, to taunt with a French accent.