1. "Ssssh, sssh, it's all right. Just a man and a horse being hanged."
2. I R VAMPYRE. NOM NOM NOM.
3. Imadinnerjacket discovers the Axxe Effect.
4. "Dude, what, did you bathe in Paco Roban?"
5. Ecstasy Day at the United Nations was always popular.
Best of Rodney Dill
Elevator etiquette... Ur doin' it rong.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Only one thing left to do. Go through the body and look for loose change...
Best of Dub
Please tell me that's a pack of Certs in your pocket.
Best of GregMan
After Iranian President Ahmadinnerjacket went to the Folsom Street Fair during his U.S. visit, he was never the same again.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Shh, Shh...Don't cry,little bald man. It's okay. I can't pronounce my name either."
Best of mega
"I know, Mahmoud, I know...I'm so sorry the Jews are still alive. Maybe next year..."
Best of Army of Dad
I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
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Elevator etiquette... Ur doin' it rong.
When Freddie met Fannie
"Is that..? Is that your tongue in my ear? Eewwwwwwwwww!"
Only one thing left to do. Go through the body and look for loose change...
Village People 30th reunion concert.
"Dude, whatever you had for lunch, you are totally violating my airspace."
Standard Cap #4
Putting the dic in dictator.
"So Mahmoud, is that sulfur I smell, or did you eat at the UN cafeteria again?"
Ahmadinejad and Cheney, together at last!
Please tell me that's a pack of Certs in your pocket.
After Iranian President Ahmadinnerjacket went to the Folsom Street Fair during his U.S. visit, he was never the same again.
It may be wrong, but it feels so right.
"I can't quit you, so maybe I'll have a jihadi cut your head off instead."
After speaking at the U.N., Ahmadumbjihadi's limo makes a wrong turn and ends up on Fire Island my mistake. Hilarity ensues.
BY mistake. Or maybe, given this picture, BI-mistake?
"Shh, Shh...Don't cry,little bald man. It's okay. I can't pronounce my name either."
"Hey, tap me once if that's Obama standing behind me, twice if it's not. It's so hard to tell with those people."
"I know, Mahmoud, I know...I'm so sorry the Jews are still alive. Maybe next year..."
"Thank you, thank you, for getting the entire UN painted green in honor of Islam."
Ahmadinejad and d’Escotobrockmann share a little of the Love That Cannot Pronounce It's Name.
Whispers: "No, it's okay, Miguel -- women are for babies, but men are for fun."
Is that a suspected active nuclear weapons program in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
REACH AROUND--U R DOIN IT WRONG.
In an Obama presidency, all diplomatic negotiations are required to begin and end with a hug.
(So much for "without precondition")
I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
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