Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Free Hugs!! Any Takers?

SondraK

1. "Ssssh, sssh, it's all right. Just a man and a horse being hanged."

2. I R VAMPYRE. NOM NOM NOM.

3. Imadinnerjacket discovers the Axxe Effect.

4. "Dude, what, did you bathe in Paco Roban?"

5. Ecstasy Day at the United Nations was always popular.


Best of Rodney Dill
Elevator etiquette... Ur doin' it rong.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Only one thing left to do. Go through the body and look for loose change...

Best of Dub
Please tell me that's a pack of Certs in your pocket.

Best of GregMan
After Iranian President Ahmadinnerjacket went to the Folsom Street Fair during his U.S. visit, he was never the same again.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Shh, Shh...Don't cry,little bald man. It's okay. I can't pronounce my name either."

Best of mega
"I know, Mahmoud, I know...I'm so sorry the Jews are still alive. Maybe next year..."

Best of Army of Dad
I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

25 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Elevator etiquette... Ur doin' it rong.

Rodney Dill said...

When Freddie met Fannie

Passionate Conservative said...

"Is that..? Is that your tongue in my ear? Eewwwwwwwwww!"

Passionate Conservative said...

Only one thing left to do. Go through the body and look for loose change...

Passionate Conservative said...

Village People 30th reunion concert.

Jack Reacher said...

"Dude, whatever you had for lunch, you are totally violating my airspace."

Anonymous said...

Standard Cap #4

Putting the dic in dictator.

Jack Reacher said...

"So Mahmoud, is that sulfur I smell, or did you eat at the UN cafeteria again?"

sonicfrog said...

Ahmadinejad and Cheney, together at last!

Dub said...

Please tell me that's a pack of Certs in your pocket.

GregMan said...

After Iranian President Ahmadinnerjacket went to the Folsom Street Fair during his U.S. visit, he was never the same again.

GregMan said...

It may be wrong, but it feels so right.

GregMan said...

"I can't quit you, so maybe I'll have a jihadi cut your head off instead."

GregMan said...

After speaking at the U.N., Ahmadumbjihadi's limo makes a wrong turn and ends up on Fire Island my mistake. Hilarity ensues.

GregMan said...

BY mistake. Or maybe, given this picture, BI-mistake?

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Shh, Shh...Don't cry,little bald man. It's okay. I can't pronounce my name either."

mega said...

"Hey, tap me once if that's Obama standing behind me, twice if it's not. It's so hard to tell with those people."

mega said...

"I know, Mahmoud, I know...I'm so sorry the Jews are still alive. Maybe next year..."

mega said...

"Thank you, thank you, for getting the entire UN painted green in honor of Islam."

prince of leaves said...

Ahmadinejad and d’Escotobrockmann share a little of the Love That Cannot Pronounce It's Name.

prince of leaves said...

Whispers: "No, it's okay, Miguel -- women are for babies, but men are for fun."

Todd said...

Is that a suspected active nuclear weapons program in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Jack Reacher said...

REACH AROUND--U R DOIN IT WRONG.

mpur said...

In an Obama presidency, all diplomatic negotiations are required to begin and end with a hug.

(So much for "without precondition")

Army of Dad said...

I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!