Thursday, September 18, 2008

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet...



Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Undated paparazzi-pix of Bette Midler during her Christopher Reeve phase.

Best of Silhouette
Remember, she has x-ray vision. She's not smiling at you, she's laughing at your Scooby-Doo underwear.

Best of Army of Dad
I wonder if she goes down faster than a speeding bullet.

Best of Dwight
...And then David Duchovney checked himself back into porn rehab.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Man, that Jimmy Olsen has some weird fantasies...

Best of The Man
The "S" stands for Pretty.

Best of Dub
Kryptonite may kill Superman, but Supergirls giant nose kills Dubs erection.

Best of Jack Reacher
How long can she hold that pose? As long as something shiny hypnotizes her.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Kal El: "Uhm, ya know, I heard we're not really cousins..."

Best of mpur
You know, Clark Kent gets really pissed when the hookers rummage through his closet while he's sleeping.

Best of racerboy
Debbie Does Metropolis

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Look, up in the sky! The sky! THE SKY'S UP THERE, YA PERVS!

Best of Adjustah
"Thank you Jewish Super-Girl!"

41 comments:

Cybrludite said...

And folks wonder why I like going to sci-fi conventions...

Rodney Dill said...

...but can she leap over erected buildings?

Rodney Dill said...

When did Palin go blonde?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

From the DC Comics Archives
Undated paparazzi-pix of Bette Midler during her Christopher Reeve phase.

Silhouette said...

Remember, she has x-ray vision. She's not smiling at you, she's laughing at your Scooby-Doo underwear.

The Man said...

...dumber than a pile of bricks.

The Man said...

The "S" stands for Pretty.

Army of Mom said...

What do you mean 'does the S stand for suck'?

Army of Mom said...

*thought bubble over brunette in fishnet*

"Damn blonde. I stuff my ass in this pleather outfit, squish my thighs into fishnet hose and does anyone want to take my picture? Noooooooo."

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I have this outfit.

*word verification: oohsy*

Army of Dad said...

I wonder if she goes down faster than a speeding bullet.

Dwight said...

...And then David Duchovney checked himself back into porn rehab.

Passionate Conservative said...

Man, that Jimmy Olsen has some weird fantasies...

Passionate Conservative said...

Monica!, you've lost weight. and gone blond, and had a nose job. But I see you're still wearing blue outfits.

Passionate Conservative said...

Lex Luthor begged to be taken in...

Dub said...

The Man said...
The "S" stands for Pretty.




That's awesome. You win!!!

Dub said...

Kryptonite may kill Superman, but Supergirls giant nose kills Dubs erection.

Jack Reacher said...

Drill here, drill now.

Jack Reacher said...

How long can she hold that pose? As long as something shiny hypnotizes her.

Dub said...

Why is her face two shades lighter than the rest of her body??

Son Of The Godfather said...

I just Kryptonited in my pants.

The Man said...
The "S" stands for Pretty.


Nice!

Jack Reacher said...
Drill here, drill now.


Excellent

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kal El: "Uhm, ya know, I heard we're not really cousins..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"...can you read my mind?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

OT: Anyone know where I can pick up some red-Kryptonite ruffies?

Son Of The Godfather said...

DRUDGE BREAKING:
Meet the new superhero in town!
(creepy captioners crying out for "help!" on the rise)
...DEVELOPING

mpur said...

You know, Clark Kent gets really pissed when the hookers rummage through his closet while he's sleeping.

flyovercountry said...

By day, a mild mannered governor of Alaska, by night, an elitist liberal's worst nightmare, look, up in the sky, it's a bird, no, it's a plane, no it's-oh, wait, it's just a really hot chick in a very nice Superman costume.

racerboy said...

Debbie Does Metropolis

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Look, up in the sky! The sky! THE SKY'S UP THERE, YA PERVS!

steve o said...

Onlookers failed to recognize Sarah Palin without her glasses.

prince of leaves said...

If you like this latest reimagined "Superman", wait until you see what they did to General Zod.

Submariner said...

Being "faster than a speeding bullet" is NOT always a good thing, SOTG.

Submariner said...

I think I like the Fembot, Justice League Edition...

Submariner said...

Clark's thought bubble; "Usually I hate Red Kryptonite's odd effects, but this one really isn't so bad... Now, where was Lois? I want to go shopping for handbags..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner said...
Being "faster than a speeding bullet" is NOT always a good thing, SOTG.


Why not? then she has time to iron my shirts.

(kidding ladies, just kidding! ;)

Dub said...

S is for Silicone.

Submariner said...

Arggggh, point of order, Cap'n Barbosa; that be the "S" I leaves as me mark on me booty share, arrgh...



9/19 'Tis annual "Talk Like a Pirate Day" for ye what din't know...

Army of Mom said...

Dub - noses are designed like that for a reason ... I think Army of Dad best summed it up with his "going down" comment. *if you get my meaning*

And, the reason her face is lighter than her body ... she's not gifted with matching her skin tone to her make-up. That or the camera flash just lit up her face more.

Again, I doubt you get better than that. I'm still waiting for the photographic evidence of your masculine superiority.

Adjustah said...

It was moments like this that Robin really hated both his costume designer and his hormones...

Adjustah said...

"Thank you Jewish Super-Girl!"

steve o said...

Sarah Palin, without her glasses.