Thursday, September 18, 2008
Faster Than a Speeding Bullet...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Undated paparazzi-pix of Bette Midler during her Christopher Reeve phase.
Best of Silhouette
Remember, she has x-ray vision. She's not smiling at you, she's laughing at your Scooby-Doo underwear.
Best of Army of Dad
I wonder if she goes down faster than a speeding bullet.
Best of Dwight
...And then David Duchovney checked himself back into porn rehab.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Man, that Jimmy Olsen has some weird fantasies...
Best of The Man
The "S" stands for Pretty.
Best of Dub
Kryptonite may kill Superman, but Supergirls giant nose kills Dubs erection.
Best of Jack Reacher
How long can she hold that pose? As long as something shiny hypnotizes her.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Kal El: "Uhm, ya know, I heard we're not really cousins..."
Best of mpur
You know, Clark Kent gets really pissed when the hookers rummage through his closet while he's sleeping.
Best of racerboy
Debbie Does Metropolis
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Look, up in the sky! The sky! THE SKY'S UP THERE, YA PERVS!
Best of Adjustah
"Thank you Jewish Super-Girl!"