1. "Wow, Rosie O'Donnell. You're much slimmer in person."
2. The 'other' way mad cow disease gets into the human population.
3. "Hey, I'll miss you, too. But my aunt's in line to be vice president of the United States and the family just can't take another scandal right now."
4. "But why should I marry you when you've been giving me the milk for free?"
5. "What do you mean that you've been with that RNC delegate and now you'll never go back?"
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Where will YOU be when your V1agra kicks in?
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Practical joke #171 in the Super Glue Joke Book.
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Hey Matilda. Want me to artifically inseminate you or do it the fun way?
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Billy's summer project ended up getting him banned from 4H for life.