Saturday, September 06, 2008

Enumclaw B&D

Brender

1. "Wow, Rosie O'Donnell. You're much slimmer in person."

2. The 'other' way mad cow disease gets into the human population.

3. "Hey, I'll miss you, too. But my aunt's in line to be vice president of the United States and the family just can't take another scandal right now."

4. "But why should I marry you when you've been giving me the milk for free?"

5. "What do you mean that you've been with that RNC delegate and now you'll never go back?"

Best of Frank_IBC
Where will YOU be when your V1agra kicks in?

Best of Jack Reacher
Practical joke #171 in the Super Glue Joke Book.

Best of Army of Mom
Hey Matilda. Want me to artifically inseminate you or do it the fun way?

Best of Submariner
Billy's summer project ended up getting him banned from 4H for life.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

"The Cow Whisperer" was not a hugely anticipated sequel.

Submariner said...

Ricky's nose was permanently flattened from chasing parked cows...

Submariner said...

♪ Do you really wanna Hereford me?♪

Nose said...

I can't quit yoooooou.

booth said...

he say glue or moo?

prince of leaves said...

"I wish I knew how to quit moo."

Frank_IBC said...

Where will YOU be when your V1agra kicks in?

robert said...

"I sure do love you... you're the best pet I've ever had. You'll be delicious at the Sunday BBQ!"

Come on Tom - can't you get me off the hook? For old time's sake?

Verification word: mmmuh

prince of leaves said...

"Oh sweet jeebus," McCain groaned, "what've those Kos bastards dug up on Sarah NOW?"

Jack Reacher said...

Slide 64 in the DNC slide show, entitled "What bitter gun and Bible-clingers do with their time."

Jack Reacher said...

Little Davey's mom told him he could tell when meat was bad by smelling it. Davey took that idea to its logical conclusion.

Jack Reacher said...

Practical joke #171 in the Super Glue Joke Book.

Jack Reacher said...

"I know you're married to Michael Moore, but someday, when I grow up..."

Army of Mom said...

Errr, cyclops.


*inside joke*

Army of Mom said...

Brian, is that *gasp* a hamburger I smell on your breath? You said you stopped.

Army of Mom said...

S&M. Animal husbandry style.

Army of Mom said...

Hey Matilda. Want me to artifically inseminate you or do it the old fashioned way?

Army of Mom said...

Jonesboro, Arkansas.

Where the men are men and the cows are scared.

Army of Mom said...

You must be from Oklahoma son. Only thing that comes from there are steers or queers.

This cow was not being very nice to her new boy.

Army of Mom said...

I like to moooooove it moooooove it. I like to moooooove it, moooooove it. We like to mooooooove it!

Matilda's favorite movie: Madasgar.

Army of Mom said...

Mike Rowe: the early years.

Army of Mom said...

MILKING DA COW: UR DOIN IT RONG

Army of Mom said...

I CAN HAZ MILK

Army of Mom said...

How Billy REALLY got his milk mustache.

Army of Mom said...

BESTIALITY: UR DOIN IT RONG

Army of Mom said...

Beef: its whats for dinner.

Submariner said...

Yer the ony one what unnerstans me, Bess...
mooooooooooooooo!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Jim Bob's prom date was right there under his nose all along...

Submariner said...

Billy's summer project ended up getting him banned from 4H for life.

Dub said...

Unable to wait to get his next fix, Timmy tries sniffing glue straight from the source.