1. "Wow, Rosie O'Donnell. You're much slimmer in person."
2. The 'other' way mad cow disease gets into the human population.
3. "Hey, I'll miss you, too. But my aunt's in line to be vice president of the United States and the family just can't take another scandal right now."
4. "But why should I marry you when you've been giving me the milk for free?"
5. "What do you mean that you've been with that RNC delegate and now you'll never go back?"
Best of Frank_IBC
Where will YOU be when your V1agra kicks in?
Best of Jack Reacher
Practical joke #171 in the Super Glue Joke Book.
Best of Army of Mom
Hey Matilda. Want me to artifically inseminate you or do it the fun way?
Best of Submariner
Billy's summer project ended up getting him banned from 4H for life.
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"The Cow Whisperer" was not a hugely anticipated sequel.
Ricky's nose was permanently flattened from chasing parked cows...
♪ Do you really wanna Hereford me?♪
I can't quit yoooooou.
he say glue or moo?
"I wish I knew how to quit moo."
Where will YOU be when your V1agra kicks in?
"I sure do love you... you're the best pet I've ever had. You'll be delicious at the Sunday BBQ!"
Come on Tom - can't you get me off the hook? For old time's sake?
Verification word: mmmuh
"Oh sweet jeebus," McCain groaned, "what've those Kos bastards dug up on Sarah NOW?"
Slide 64 in the DNC slide show, entitled "What bitter gun and Bible-clingers do with their time."
Little Davey's mom told him he could tell when meat was bad by smelling it. Davey took that idea to its logical conclusion.
Practical joke #171 in the Super Glue Joke Book.
"I know you're married to Michael Moore, but someday, when I grow up..."
Errr, cyclops.
*inside joke*
Brian, is that *gasp* a hamburger I smell on your breath? You said you stopped.
S&M. Animal husbandry style.
Hey Matilda. Want me to artifically inseminate you or do it the old fashioned way?
Jonesboro, Arkansas.
Where the men are men and the cows are scared.
You must be from Oklahoma son. Only thing that comes from there are steers or queers.
This cow was not being very nice to her new boy.
I like to moooooove it moooooove it. I like to moooooove it, moooooove it. We like to mooooooove it!
Matilda's favorite movie: Madasgar.
Mike Rowe: the early years.
MILKING DA COW: UR DOIN IT RONG
I CAN HAZ MILK
How Billy REALLY got his milk mustache.
BESTIALITY: UR DOIN IT RONG
Beef: its whats for dinner.
Yer the ony one what unnerstans me, Bess...
mooooooooooooooo!
Jim Bob's prom date was right there under his nose all along...
Billy's summer project ended up getting him banned from 4H for life.
Unable to wait to get his next fix, Timmy tries sniffing glue straight from the source.
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