Friday, September 12, 2008

Cockberg Ahead!


Andrew Sullivan announced he is taking a Sabbatical from his questioning-the- legitimacy-of-Sarah-Palin's-children duties at The Atlantic to undertake an expedition to Antarctica. His last garbled message was either "following the expedition of Shackleford" or "expredition to be shackled to an iceberg."

Wicked Icy Cold Slow-Brewed Best of Adjustah
Batman hated it when Mr. Freeze left 'clues' behind at the scene after he'd been drinking.

Icy Cold Best of sonicfrog
"Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE"
Jayna: "Form of... a Sperm Whale!!!"
Zan: "Form of... an Ice Penis!!! Come to me Jayna!"
Jayna: "Zan, WTF???"

Icy Cold Best of paul
Global Warming can now be blamed for shrinkage.

Icy Cold Best of The Man
Sully is always racing to one pole or the another.

Icy Cold Best of ochagirl
For once, the dildo looked much smaller online.

Icy Cold Best of Son Of The Godfather
Last time I went kayaking up north, I got the shaft.

And he can't wait to go back - VtK

Icy Cold Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ishmael: "Wait just one effing minute, Ahab... You mean THAT is what all this fuss has been over?!?"

Icy Cold Best of Submariner
Tipper's only comment was that it was "...slightly less stiff than Al, slightly warmer and would indubitably be more fun at parties."

Icy Cold Best of Carpe Phlogiston
At least 4 Japanese whaling vessels full of horny sailors have sunk after being lured too close to what Greenpeace calls its "Tokyo Rose Merman."

Icy Cold Best of Jay Guevara
Forget Obama - that's the one the chicks have been waiting for!

Icy Cold Best of racerboy
Never thought I'd see an iceberg that needed a "fluffer"...

Icy Cold Best of Army of Mom
It's definitely a grower.

36 comments:

mega said...

Though some were content with the female takeover of the VP slot, the unexplained giant phallic scultures now strewn across the American landscape were testament to the still-extant tensions and bitterness in society and, some felt, the coming War of the Sexes.

sonicfrog said...

The Arctic, sick of being ignored trying to warn us about Global Warming for so many years, tells us to go fuck ourselves in the only way it knows how!

sonicfrog said...

I just read on Andrew Sullivan's blog that he's taking a couple of weeks off. Apparently, he's taking a trip to the Arctic to experience the effects of Global Warming personally.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

When Super Hero's goof off:

"Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE"

Jayna: "Form of... a Sperm Whale!!!"

Zan: "Form of... an Ice Penis!!! Come to me Jayna!"

Jayna: "Zan, WTF???"

paul said...

Global Warming can now be blamed for shrinkage.

Jack Reacher said...

Proof that some shippers routinely dump surplus Viagra supplies into the ocean.

Jack Reacher said...

A rare photo of the iceburg struck by the Titanic adds new poignancy to the First Mate's words, "We just got f***ed."

The Man said...

Sully is always racing to one pole or the another.

ochagirl said...

The dildo looked much smaller online.

ochagirl said...

Nature offers its full support of the preservation of

Giant Penis Man

Whacko said...

Looks sort of like a penis, only smaller.

OK, I've used this before. Sue me.

sonicfrog said...

Whacko, shouldn't that be:

"Looks sort of like my penis, only smaller.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Last time I went kayaking up north, I got the shaft.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey Jake?... I think we found that part Optimus Prime was looking for..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Apparently, Mother Earth is an hermaphrodite.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Uhm, thanks, but I'll take my whiskey neat..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ishmael: "Wait just one effing minute, Ahab... You mean THAT is what all this fuss has been over?!?"

Achilles said...

The next season of 'Ice Road Truckers' targets a new demographic.

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Ishmael: "Wait just one effing minute, Ahab... You mean THAT is what all this fuss has been over?!?"


Absolutely frakkin' superb! amigo.

Submariner said...

All I'm sayin' is that King Triton shouldn't oughta be lookin up Lady Lib's skirt!

Submariner said...

It'd be worth a Sheik's inheritance to hear a Muslim ship driver try to explain it to the Admiralty Court if this was what tore out the bottom of his tanker...

Submariner said...

Methinks this berg will not melt due to global warming, but rather Sully-friction...

Submariner said...

Tipper's only comment was that it was "...slightly less stiff than Al, slightly warmer and would indubitably be more fun at parties."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

At least 4 Japanese whaling vessels full of horny sailors have sunk after being lured too close to what Greenpeace calls its "Tokyo Rose Merman."

UPDATE: Japan petitioned the World Court to extend ordinances forbidding x-rated sandcastle art to ban Greenpeace high seas ice sculptures that mock and/or excite Japanese whalers.

Jay Guevara said...

Forget Obama - that's the one the chicks have been waiting for!

Adjustah said...

Batman hated it when Mr. Freeze left 'clues' behind at the scene after he'd been drinking.

racerboy said...

"Have that one washed and brought to my tent."

racerboy said...

Never thought I'd see an iceberg that needed a "fluffer"...

racerboy said...

Rosie yawned, rubbed her eyes, and said "You woke me up for this?"

sonicfrog said...

Brokeback Iceberg!

sonicfrog said...

Thar She Blows!!!

Army of Mom said...

Well I dont know how to tell the weight of the sun,
And of mathematics well I want none,
And I may be the mayor of Cockberg,
But I know one thing,
And thats I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the mayor of Cockberg.

There's a reason why that band was called XTC. Yes sirree.

Army of Mom said...

It's definitely a grower.

Army of Mom said...

Shaved ice.

*cracking myself up*

mpur said...

Looks like it's a little cold out there.