1. CBS News headline: Clinton Creates 'whip Team' To Quell Anti-Obama Protests.2. Army of Mom had been warned what would happen if she made any more "phallically speculative" captions about Michael Phelps.
3. Dub's Prom date suffers the penalty for being "insufficiently perky."
4. Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Skank.
5. "You're sure this is a standard TSA procedure?" "It is now, ma'am."
Best of Jack Reacher
"You're lucky it's just the belt. That other chick who denied global warming? Crushed with heavy stones."
Best of Jack Reacher
Dawn wouldn't let things proceed any farther until she received proof the belt came from Old Navy.
Best of curly
Amerikkka’s a downright mean nation in 2008.
Best of mpur
This is what should happen to every 30-something woman who wears her daughters clothes.
Best of Army of Dad
This shot was taken a second after he said that she was getting one lick for every freckle.
Best of Dub
Redheads...making unsexy photos since 42BC.
12 comments:
young lady, this is gonna hurt me more than it will....aw fuck, who am I kidding? Get ready for the pain, bitch!
Thong? Mongo love thong!
"You're lucky it's just the belt. That other chick who denied global warming? Crushed with heavy stones."
Well, I see someone won't be masquerading as a Christian holier-than-thou do-gooder.
Dawn wouldn't let things proceed any farther until she received proof the belt came from Old Navy.
I dont know if its a good week, or a bad week, when I get an honorable mention in the Top 5.
Amerikkka’s a downright mean nation in 2008.
This is what should happen to every 30-something woman who wears her daughters clothes.
Something tells me she is going to get beat like a red-headed step-child.
This shot was taken a second after he said that she was getting one lick for every freckle.
Redheads...making unsexy photos since 42BC.
Metaphor for the VP selection process. Also, see picture above.
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