Friday, August 22, 2008

You must spank her and spank her well

1. CBS News headline: Clinton Creates 'whip Team' To Quell Anti-Obama Protests.

2. Army of Mom had been warned what would happen if she made any more "phallically speculative" captions about Michael Phelps.

3. Dub's Prom date suffers the penalty for being "insufficiently perky."

4. Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Skank.

5. "You're sure this is a standard TSA procedure?" "It is now, ma'am."

Best of Jack Reacher
"You're lucky it's just the belt. That other chick who denied global warming? Crushed with heavy stones."

Best of Jack Reacher
Dawn wouldn't let things proceed any farther until she received proof the belt came from Old Navy.

Best of curly
Amerikkka’s a downright mean nation in 2008.

Best of mpur
This is what should happen to every 30-something woman who wears her daughters clothes.

Best of Army of Dad
This shot was taken a second after he said that she was getting one lick for every freckle.

Best of Dub
Redheads...making unsexy photos since 42BC.

12 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

young lady, this is gonna hurt me more than it will....aw fuck, who am I kidding? Get ready for the pain, bitch!

Passionate Conservative said...

Thong? Mongo love thong!

Jack Reacher said...

"You're lucky it's just the belt. That other chick who denied global warming? Crushed with heavy stones."

Jack Reacher said...

Well, I see someone won't be masquerading as a Christian holier-than-thou do-gooder.

Jack Reacher said...

Dawn wouldn't let things proceed any farther until she received proof the belt came from Old Navy.

Dub said...

I dont know if its a good week, or a bad week, when I get an honorable mention in the Top 5.

curly said...

Amerikkka’s a downright mean nation in 2008.

mpur said...

This is what should happen to every 30-something woman who wears her daughters clothes.

Army of Dad said...

Something tells me she is going to get beat like a red-headed step-child.

Army of Dad said...

This shot was taken a second after he said that she was getting one lick for every freckle.

Dub said...

Redheads...making unsexy photos since 42BC.

Chrees said...

Metaphor for the VP selection process. Also, see picture above.