1. A Former U.S. Attorney fired by the Bush Administration, hits rock-bottom. Later, he will be murdered by ace.
2. "I'm hungover, and I'm lying in a pool of effluent... from here, a McCain presidency looks pretty good."
3. Oh, hi Dad.
4. Unlike most liberal celebrities, Bea Arthur followed through on her threat to move to Italy if McCain won.
5. Opening a Bud produces a rather different sensation than biting into a York Peppermint patty.
Best of Rodney Dill
You go to the Boardwalk with the beer you have, not the beer you wish to have or will have at a later time...
Best of Double the U
Old Bob still has it, fell off a dock and didn't spill a drop of beer.
Best of Passionate Conservative
If I sit in the water while I drink, no one can tell when I piss myself.
Best of sonicfrog
Roger Daltrey has really let himself go.
Best of Jack Reacher
All in all, dating Heidi Fleiss probably wasn't the best thing that happened to Tom Sizemore.
Best of andthenblammo!
"I'm pretty sure I've got everything I need for a great boating weekend, but I just can't shake a nagging feeling that I've forgotten something............"
Best of mpur
EuroDisney's Pirates of the Caribbean attraction was decidedly less animated than the American version.
Best of curly
Even the mermaids are ugly and dysfunctional in the Boston Harbor.
Best of Submariner
Apparently, Quentin Taratino is remaking "The Incredible Mr. Limpet."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The nightmare's always the same - just before Laura finds him huddled in a corner, sucking on an empty, wrapped up in the Mission Accomplished banner with his pants soaking wet - The Shrub's imagining himself a Katrina victim.
Best of Adjustah
Scarred irrevocably by the sight of Simon Le Bon fondling his grapes, Antione retired to Venice to simply drink those brain cells away in peace and quiet.
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You go to the Boardwalk with the beer you have, not the beer you wish to have or will have at a later time... -- Rumsy
Giuseppe's career as a gondoleer didn't advance quite as fast as expected, but he was sure business would pick up once he bought a boat.
Dub prepares for another round of "critique that babe" on Cap This!
The one role to which even Paul Newman couldn't bring an element of class.
...and once Gavin could handle the long neck, he graduated to podium mics.
Old Bob still has it, fell off a dock and didn't spill a drop of beer.
While the purchase of Anheuser-Busch by InBev may be good for the company, the Marketing Department still needs to improve their advertising campaigns.
Rain? What rain?
Mike Phelps thinks he can swim? Does he live in the water like me? I coulda been a contender.
If I sit in the water while I drink, no one can tell when I piss myself.
Roger Daltrey has really let himself go.
Variety reports that filming continues on the Hemmingway sequel "Old Man In The Sea".
The first post-Katrina Mardi Gras was a bit damp, but no one let that stop them.
"Just sitting by the dock of the bay,
Watching the ti-ide roll away,
sittin' in my easy chair,
then I go and float over the-ere,
Sittin' by the dock of the bay,
It's 'getting wasted' ti-ime.
*burp*"
"Damn global warming. This used to be the gutter. Now it's the lake."
John Edwards finds a new patsy to take the blame for his love child.
Quinn the Eskimo gives up his dogsled for more enjoyable pursuits.
Creditors took his gondola, but once he's put away enough Buds, he'll be able to take tourists for a ride on his belly.
The effects of Michael Moore's cannonball dive into the pool were felt some distance away.
All in all, dating Heidi Fleiss probably wasn't the best thing that happened to Tom Sizemore.
River mud meets Bud-mud.
"I'm pretty sure I've got everything I need for a great boating weekend, but I just can't shake a nagging feeling that I've forgotten something............"
EuroDisney's Pirates of the Caribbean attraction was decidedly less animated than the American version.
VR: zssbrrt (French beer belch)
Dan, "drinks like a fish" is a metaphor...
Awwwww, mama, can this really be the end? To be stuck inside of Venice with the Memphis blues again...
Thanks to rigor mortis, we don't really need CSI to figure out what George Eads was doing when he died.
John F'n Kerry's post-2004 career was the stuff of washed-up politician legend.
Grazie, eHarmony.
“Thanks for the lift, Senator Kennedy!”
♪ How dry I am ♫
Subby thought bubble: “Sure, Rosie O’Donnell’s wet enough, but am I drunk enough?”
Oliver Stone’s “Flipper's New Adventure” spends more time blaming society’s ills on George Bush than it does on the remarkable Dolphin.
Even the mermaids are ugly and dysfunctional in the Boston Harbor.
Howard Dean's retirement years, "Damn you Barack, you weren't supposed to raise MY taxes"!
“Look at me! I’m a Bottlenose Dolphin!...Get it?...Get it?”
Curly said...
Subby thought bubble: “Sure, Rosie O’Donnell’s wet enough, but am I drunk enough?”
Dude! There aren't enough recreational pharmaceuticals in this hemisphere...
Apparently, Quentin Taratino is remaking "The Incredible Mr. Limpet."
Screw Stella; where's Mabel?
When New Orleans Flood - Part 2 hit, most were like "Been there, done that."
The Bureau of Prisons staged an elaborate fake scene to back-justify its $8 million expenditure on wicking prison uniforms.
Kicking thousands of Roma out of the cities seemed like a really good idea, at first.
The nightmare's always the same - just before Laura finds him huddled in a corner, sucking on an empty, wrapped up in the Mission Accomplished banner with his pants soaking wet - The Shrub's imagining himself a Katrina victim.
"Drink no wine before its time. Now seems to be a good time."
Scarred irrevocably by the sight of Simon Le Bon fondling his grapes, Antione retired to Venice to simply drink those brain cells away in peace and quiet.
I know that this is Venice, but this is every French teacher I ever had...
The delicious part about starting up Angelo's home-made FartHovercraft™ was fuelling up first thing every morning.
Move along people, nothing to see here except the standard Kennedy family training. Have to be able to float and still drink your beer while your girlfriend drowns.
Valet parking at the Kennedy compound.
*Drunk signing* "Like a virgin, touched for the very first time..."
In case of a water landing smelly priate hookers can be used as a flotation device.
Gills no longer available in Bud Lite.
Jay Leno could bring an everyday-guy vibe, no matter where he went, even in stuck-up Old Europe.
Swiftboating: Yur doin' it wrong!
Michael Dukakis endorses Obama…and Budweiser, the King of Beers®!
John Kerry does Nick Nolte in the European version, Down and Out in Venice.
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