1. A Former U.S. Attorney fired by the Bush Administration, hits rock-bottom. Later, he will be murdered by ace.
2. "I'm hungover, and I'm lying in a pool of effluent... from here, a McCain presidency looks pretty good."
3. Oh, hi Dad.
4. Unlike most liberal celebrities, Bea Arthur followed through on her threat to move to Italy if McCain won.
5. Opening a Bud produces a rather different sensation than biting into a York Peppermint patty.
Best of Rodney Dill
You go to the Boardwalk with the beer you have, not the beer you wish to have or will have at a later time...
Best of Double the U
Old Bob still has it, fell off a dock and didn't spill a drop of beer.
Best of Passionate Conservative
If I sit in the water while I drink, no one can tell when I piss myself.
Best of sonicfrog
Roger Daltrey has really let himself go.
Best of Jack Reacher
All in all, dating Heidi Fleiss probably wasn't the best thing that happened to Tom Sizemore.
Best of andthenblammo!
"I'm pretty sure I've got everything I need for a great boating weekend, but I just can't shake a nagging feeling that I've forgotten something............"
Best of mpur
EuroDisney's Pirates of the Caribbean attraction was decidedly less animated than the American version.
Best of curly
Even the mermaids are ugly and dysfunctional in the Boston Harbor.
Best of Submariner
Apparently, Quentin Taratino is remaking "The Incredible Mr. Limpet."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The nightmare's always the same - just before Laura finds him huddled in a corner, sucking on an empty, wrapped up in the Mission Accomplished banner with his pants soaking wet - The Shrub's imagining himself a Katrina victim.
Best of Adjustah
Scarred irrevocably by the sight of Simon Le Bon fondling his grapes, Antione retired to Venice to simply drink those brain cells away in peace and quiet.