Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Time to Whomp Some Hippie Ass!



Best of mpur
I love the smell of patchouli in the morning.

Best of GregMan
Officer Betty was the best at handling long, hard rods.

Best of Army of Dad
Hmm, mouth guard, handcuffs and an unusually large black rod-yep looks like Denver PD is fully prepared for the Democrats coming to town.

Best of Jack Reacher
Security at the buffet was tight after Michael Moore arrived.

Best of Two Dogs
Since there were so many celebrities in Denver, an Ice-T welcoming committee was formed.

Best of Jay Guevara
"We'll approach from the upwind side, for obvious reasons."

Best of Passionate Conservative
"Attention, attention! The supply of Soylent Green has been exhausted. Please leave the market in an orderly fashion."

Best of kam582
OK, now look, we hit the smelly ones, not the ones with the expensive video cameras. Got that?

Best of Submariner
I'm "Hope." My club is "Change." I heard you were looking for us...

Best of Kaptain Krude
I see your taser is set for "stunning".

Best of Submariner
Mom?!?

Best of Dub
Arming themselves with riot helmets, clubs, a mouthguard and 50 feet of royal blue Cat-5 cable, the Geek Squad is really trying to improve their image.

Best of shoechick
Anyone going to admit to having that outfit?

43 comments:

mpur said...

I love the smell of patchouli in the morning.

GregMan said...

The new Terminators were no match for the stench of a crowd of hippies.

GregMan said...

Officer Betty was the best at handling long, hard rods.

GregMan said...

"Down with fascist pigs - oh, hi, good-lookin'."

GregMan said...

The Denver Police took advantage of the fact that the Re-create '68 protesters had never been within 20 feet of a real, live woman before.

Army of Dad said...

Hmm, mouth guard, handcuffs and an unusually large black rod-yep looks like Denver PD is fully prepared for the Democrats coming to town.

Tom said...

Those hippies from the picture below were here. According to the stench they went dat a way

Jack Reacher said...

"Anyone here call for some Hope and Change? Bwahahahahahaha!"

Jack Reacher said...

Security at the buffet was tight after Michael Moore arrived.

Two Dogs said...

Since there were so many celebrities in Denver, an Ice-T welcoming committee was formed.

Two Dogs said...

Dang, first time to ever post two, but this came to me the second that I hit "publish."

Equality 0272800 was assigned to the street sweepers, along with International 0225800 and Unity 04076, immediately upon Barry Obama getting elected.

Two Dogs said...

That reads like crap.


Equality 0272800, International 0225800, and Unity 04076 were assigned to the street sweepers immediately upon Barry Obama getting elected.

Jay Guevara said...

"We'll approach from the upwind side, for obvious reasons."

jeff said...

"My high school boyfriend was a hippie... hey, there he is. He's goin' down."

Passionate Conservative said...

"Attention, attention! The supply of Soylent Green has been exhausted. Please leave the market in an orderly fashion."

Passionate Conservative said...

"THX-1138, why aren't you at your post?"

Passionate Conservative said...

"When I get done using this club, that freak is gonna wish I had used the cornbrator on him."

Passionate Conservative said...

ORA: "Let's go blow this guy!"

Dub said...

Dub has no witty comment...he's too busy scanning the crowd looking for the "Iron my shirt, bitch" sign.

Silhouette said...

"It's a Billy Club. Which one of you wants to be Billy?"

Double the U said...

Damn, so many hippies and I can't crack any of their skulls.

Rodney Dill said...

"Gawd my high heels are killing me."

kam582 said...

OK, now look, we hit the smelly ones, not the ones with the expensive video cameras. Got that?

kam582 said...

The first one that makes a remark about "that time of the month" goes out on a stretcher!

Jack Reacher said...

Send lawyers, guns and money,
Dad, get me out of this!

robert said...

Hello. I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Don't make me come over there.

Who's your daddy now?

Submariner said...

I'm "Hope." My club is "Change." I heard you were looking for us...

Submariner said...

Dub said...
Dub has no witty comment...


No kidding? It never stopped you in the past, so don't let it stop you now.
(And to beat you to the line, it never stops the rest of us, either.)

Kaptain Krude said...

"Don't tase me, bro...

...use the club. You know what I like." Yes, the Denver police department was STILL prepared for that eventuality.

Kaptain Krude said...

I see your taser is set for "stunning".

Anonymous said...

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

The "Lesbian Pacifist Front" came fully prepared for a peaceful protest.

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "I wonder if she's into paci-fisting?"

Submariner said...

Mom?!?

racerboy said...

ORA: "How do you like your little boys, girls??"
...
There's blackjack, nightstick, and Ohmigod!!!

Dub said...

Arming themselves with riot helmets, clubs, a mouthguard and 50 feet of royal blue Cat-5 cable, the Geek Squad is really trying to improve their image.

Passionate Conservative said...

The Detroit Police Department was stunned at the OCP announcement that Robocop had decided to leave town and Retire to Tokyo.

shoechick said...

Anyone going to admit to having that outfit?

Submariner said...

I'll bite:

What are the odds? Shoechick HAS both this outfit AND the one below...

Jack Reacher said...

"Are you sure you want to talk to us about Ron Paul? Think it over."

Adjustah said...

To unwind, Shiela like to go clubbing downtown...

lawhawk said...

Now, if you don't back up, you're going to face my boom stick.

Submariner said...

Rick used to laugh at Stephanie's baton twirling. No more...