Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Swap


1. Michelle Obama would be disappointed to learn that Biden f-cked exactly like Neil Kinnock.

2. Michelle Obama would be disappointed to learn that his law school grades weren't the only thing Biden grossly exaggerated.

3. The swap was going fine until Obama informed Mrs. Biden that under the terms of his contract, Keith Olbermann was entitled to "sloppy seconds."

4. This week on Wife Swap, Michelle's a radical Marxist with severe racial grievances, Jill's a whitebread schoolteacher. Can their families adjust to their whacky ways?

5. *sniff* *sniff*... Michelle, may I introduce you to my good friend, ...Doctor Massingale!."

Best of Dub
Biden proceeds to maul Michelle like a coyote on a pack of hotdogs.

Best of Dub
I am Barrack Osama, and I approve of this white woman.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Tongue! Oh my God, he's sticking his tongue in my mouth! And it tastes like Kools!

Best of Passionate Conservative
Now we know why Biden and Obama got AIDS tests.

Best of Submariner
Joe's thought bubble; "Finally, a clean, well-articulated woman..."

Best of Chrees
What followed showed that there was a serious typo regarding "Recreate 68"

Best of Jay Guevara
Obama thought bubble: "I wonder if dear old Dad got his start this way. He was a playa!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, Senator, I'd like to learn about your stimulus package."

Best of Army of Mom
So, THAT's how it is in their family.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Feeling the earth move, both couples assumed it was a ground swell of support... turned out to be a nation retching.

38 comments:

Dub said...

Biden proceeds to maul Michelle like a coyote on a pack of hotdogs.

Dub said...

Its 3 in the morning, a crisis looms in the Middle East...and the phone rings...but apparently the Obama-Biden wife swap takes precedence.

Dub said...

I am Barrack Osama, and I approve of this white woman.

Dub said...

Why is Biden hugging Omarosa?

Passionate Conservative said...

Tongue! Oh my God, he's sticking his tongue in my mouth! And it tastes like Kools!

Passionate Conservative said...

Jill laughed at Joe, "No, don't worry honey, he's been tested, just like you were..."

Passionate Conservative said...

Now we know why Biden and Obama got AIDS tests.

Army of Dad said...

BO lets his fingers do the walking.

Passionate Conservative said...

The fun starts later when Michelle and Jill hook up. HLA!

Submariner said...

Biden thought bubble; "Wonder if she's kosher?"

Submariner said...

Joe and Jill's simultaneous thought bubble; "One you go black..."

shoechick said...

Thought bubble over both Bidens...Once you go black, you never go back.

Submariner said...

Joe's thought bubble; "Finally, a clean, well-articulated woman..."

Submariner said...

Stop me if you've heard this one; "Biden takes the Dali Bama into Boston's "Combat Zone" looking for a good time..."

Submariner said...

Another example of the Osamabama team providing him GREAT advice; "Seriously, BO, you need to lay a lip lock on a white woman to reach those 'lunchpail Democrats' we need..."

Anonymous said...

Obama has learned never to do a photo op kiss without the "dude check".

Chrees said...

What followed showed that there was a serious typo regarding "Recreate 68"

jeff said...

Michelle: "Watch that left hand, Barry..."

Silhouette said...

They didn't understand the square dance call, "Swing your partner."

But they nailed the Do Si Do.

Jay Guevara said...

"Let's go back to our hotel and get naked."

Word verification: lslrug. Not sure what that means, but it sounds suggestive...

Jay Guevara said...

Obama thought bubble: "I wonder if dear old Dad got his start this way. He was a playa!"

Submariner said...

Obama-Biden 08; pandering for the Nagin 9th Ward, "Chocolate City" vote

Jack Reacher said...

"Are you the one that drove the lady off the bridge and left her?"
"Ah, no, that was Kennedy."
"Oh. Which one are you again?"

Jack Reacher said...

Four Goofuses, not a Gallant in sight.

Jack Reacher said...

"Yes, Senator, I'd like to learn about your stimulus package."

Submariner said...

I dunno, maybe it's just me, but it looks like Joe is REALLY gettin into it...

Submariner said...

Michelle's thought bubble; "This cracker-@ss is havin' him some Mandingo dreams..."

Army of Mom said...

So, THAT's how it is in their family.

duke of red said...

"Mmmm, I always wanted a chocolate one..."

duke of red said...

Biden whispering "Michelle, forget that loser. I've got a Congressional White Caucus with your name written ALL over it. YOU know what I'm saying..."

duke of red said...

Biden whispering "Michelle, forget that loser. I've got a Congressional White Caucus with your name written ALL over it. YOU know what I'm saying..."

Army of Mom said...

Gee, your hair smells terrific.

Army of Mom said...

Jill Biden thought bubble:

I'll show him to shoot a load in my mouth. Come here and give me a kiss, Barry. Let's see how you like a snowball!

Army of Mom said...

Where all the white women at? Oh yeah, right here!

Army of Mom said...

BO shows his lack of experience again by going straight for Jill's cookie jar before he even gets his tongue in her mouth.

Army of Mom said...

Jill wants to be singing that she's f*cking Obama, too.

jeff said...

Michelle & Jill thought balloons: "Please God - no tongue."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Feeling the earth move, both couples assumed it was a ground swell of support... turned out to be a nation retching.

Proving once again that politics makes strange bedfellows.

Never have two bleeding heart liberal extremist couples deserved each other more.

Photo Op for the Surgeon General's Herpes Cold Sore PSA