1. Michelle Obama would be disappointed to learn that Biden f-cked exactly like Neil Kinnock.
2. Michelle Obama would be disappointed to learn that his law school grades weren't the only thing Biden grossly exaggerated.
3. The swap was going fine until Obama informed Mrs. Biden that under the terms of his contract, Keith Olbermann was entitled to "sloppy seconds."
4. This week on Wife Swap, Michelle's a radical Marxist with severe racial grievances, Jill's a whitebread schoolteacher. Can their families adjust to their whacky ways?
5. *sniff* *sniff*... Michelle, may I introduce you to my good friend, ...Doctor Massingale!."
Best of Dub
Biden proceeds to maul Michelle like a coyote on a pack of hotdogs.
Best of Dub
I am Barrack Osama, and I approve of this white woman.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Tongue! Oh my God, he's sticking his tongue in my mouth! And it tastes like Kools!
Best of Passionate Conservative
Now we know why Biden and Obama got AIDS tests.
Best of Submariner
Joe's thought bubble; "Finally, a clean, well-articulated woman..."
Best of Chrees
What followed showed that there was a serious typo regarding "Recreate 68"
Best of Jay Guevara
Obama thought bubble: "I wonder if dear old Dad got his start this way. He was a playa!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, Senator, I'd like to learn about your stimulus package."
Best of Army of Mom
So, THAT's how it is in their family.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Feeling the earth move, both couples assumed it was a ground swell of support... turned out to be a nation retching.
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Biden proceeds to maul Michelle like a coyote on a pack of hotdogs.
Its 3 in the morning, a crisis looms in the Middle East...and the phone rings...but apparently the Obama-Biden wife swap takes precedence.
I am Barrack Osama, and I approve of this white woman.
Why is Biden hugging Omarosa?
Tongue! Oh my God, he's sticking his tongue in my mouth! And it tastes like Kools!
Jill laughed at Joe, "No, don't worry honey, he's been tested, just like you were..."
Now we know why Biden and Obama got AIDS tests.
BO lets his fingers do the walking.
The fun starts later when Michelle and Jill hook up. HLA!
Biden thought bubble; "Wonder if she's kosher?"
Joe and Jill's simultaneous thought bubble; "One you go black..."
Thought bubble over both Bidens...Once you go black, you never go back.
Joe's thought bubble; "Finally, a clean, well-articulated woman..."
Stop me if you've heard this one; "Biden takes the Dali Bama into Boston's "Combat Zone" looking for a good time..."
Another example of the Osamabama team providing him GREAT advice; "Seriously, BO, you need to lay a lip lock on a white woman to reach those 'lunchpail Democrats' we need..."
Obama has learned never to do a photo op kiss without the "dude check".
What followed showed that there was a serious typo regarding "Recreate 68"
Michelle: "Watch that left hand, Barry..."
They didn't understand the square dance call, "Swing your partner."
But they nailed the Do Si Do.
"Let's go back to our hotel and get naked."
Word verification: lslrug. Not sure what that means, but it sounds suggestive...
Obama thought bubble: "I wonder if dear old Dad got his start this way. He was a playa!"
Obama-Biden 08; pandering for the Nagin 9th Ward, "Chocolate City" vote
"Are you the one that drove the lady off the bridge and left her?"
"Ah, no, that was Kennedy."
"Oh. Which one are you again?"
Four Goofuses, not a Gallant in sight.
"Yes, Senator, I'd like to learn about your stimulus package."
I dunno, maybe it's just me, but it looks like Joe is REALLY gettin into it...
Michelle's thought bubble; "This cracker-@ss is havin' him some Mandingo dreams..."
So, THAT's how it is in their family.
"Mmmm, I always wanted a chocolate one..."
Biden whispering "Michelle, forget that loser. I've got a Congressional White Caucus with your name written ALL over it. YOU know what I'm saying..."
Biden whispering "Michelle, forget that loser. I've got a Congressional White Caucus with your name written ALL over it. YOU know what I'm saying..."
Gee, your hair smells terrific.
Jill Biden thought bubble:
I'll show him to shoot a load in my mouth. Come here and give me a kiss, Barry. Let's see how you like a snowball!
Where all the white women at? Oh yeah, right here!
BO shows his lack of experience again by going straight for Jill's cookie jar before he even gets his tongue in her mouth.
Jill wants to be singing that she's f*cking Obama, too.
Michelle & Jill thought balloons: "Please God - no tongue."
Feeling the earth move, both couples assumed it was a ground swell of support... turned out to be a nation retching.
Proving once again that politics makes strange bedfellows.
Never have two bleeding heart liberal extremist couples deserved each other more.
Photo Op for the Surgeon General's Herpes Cold Sore PSA
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