Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Someone's in the Kitchen with Chewie
1. "Hey, there's a hair in my... oh, never mind."
2. C3P0 sighed, "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me... but at least he made breakfast after."
3. "And now on HGTV, Cooking Naked with Robin Williams..."
4. Han Solo poked his head into the hallway, "Oh, Force, she's still here... and she's making breakfast!"
5. Droids don't rip people's arms out of their sockets when they run out of cilantro ...Wookies have been known to do that...
Best of Jack Reacher
Lemme guess; you like the crunchy side of the shredded wheat. The sweet side, not so much.
Best of Dub
Ewok...the other, other, other white meat.
Best of Chewman
Hey SnoopDog! Chewie's got the munchies again! I know we just got back from Tacobell so you tell him to stay out of the fridge!
Best of Rodney Dill
Somehow the Millenium Kitchen, just didn't have the same ring to it.
Best of Army of Mom
Bitch calls me a big walking carpet. We'll see how she likes her hash browns with some special Wookie sauce in 'em.
Best of Submariner
Well, that explains the $13.57 in water bills with a companion $3,681.53 in rotor rooting of shower drains.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Stupid? Hell, yeah, I feel stupid. 'Bathing in Rogaine' sounded like a fun reality show. The 3-day soak wasn't bad, but I wimped out during the Brazilian wax tie-breaker challenge."
Best of Silhouette
Let me guess. He's making chewy nut brownies, chewy pecan squares, and chewy oatmeal raisin cookies.
Yes, I said chewy nut brownies. What of it?
Best of Whacko
"I'm a little teapot short and --- damn it! I'm a giant fur ball!"
Best of GregMan
"Dammit, where's the arugula?! How do you expect me to make breakfast without any arugula!?!"