1. eHarmony FAIL!
2. "Actually, dad, it's not the Star Fleet uniform, it's the fake tits that freak me out."
3. "Yeah, dad, everybody at the convention is going to love your Orion slave girl costume. Um, we're going in a separate car."
4. "Well, we can still write in Dennis Kucinich."
5. "Grandma, tell that story again about how you tricked those numbnuts on the Enterprise into blowing up the crystalline entity."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Dad... you red-shirted Grandma?"
Best of Submariner
Wanna take a trip in the "worm-hole" Billy?
Best of Double the U
Like any other teenager young Billy rebelled against his mother.
Best of Pendark
Thanks to his mother's influence, at least dad didn't have to worry about Billy being one of those damned emo-gothic-vampire kids.
Best of Passionate Conservative
A House Divided.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Mom's stew gave me the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs."
Best of mpur
"Alright, I posed for your stupid picture. Now give me my social security check you pinched out of the mailbox!"
Best of Army of Mom
"Your thoughts dwell on your mother."
Wouldn't yours in this get up?
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"Dad... you red-shirted Mom?"
HALP ME JON KARRI, I'M STUCK HEAR IN AWRECK...
"Is that a light sabre in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a light sabre, Grandma - gross!"
Wanna take a trip in the "worm-hole" Billy?
One of the few aliens that even Bill Shatner couldn't bring himself to explore...
The sad thing? She's more likely to get some action at SciFiCon than he is...
Apparently, the producers are telling us that we'll still have smelly pirate hookers in the 25th century...
Like any other teenager young Billy rebelled against his mother.
Thanks to his mother's influence, at least dad didn't have to worry about Billy being one of those damned emo-gothic-vampire kids.
House Divided.
All's well in Spazland.
It was almost twenty years since the last movie, but Norman felt a need for another installment of the "Revenge of the Nerds" franchise.
The real reason Anakin turned to the Dark Side of the Force.
"We are the change we've been waiting for" FAIL.
After snapping this photo, Sis had to run off to the bakery to whip up some giant muffins.
The remake of Harold and Maude left a great deal to be desired.
"Dad, get out of that Gort suit, you look ridiculous."
Shoot, the Harold & Maude reference has already been taken...(and love the picture of the kid tacked to the
staircase...
"I feel a disturbance in my stomach...and a little bit in my mouth."
"I'm not the young boy you are looking for."
The fanpic remake of Hansel and Gretel left something to be desired.
Keeping with the theme, Dad dressed like someone from Star Search, and sis like Star Parker.
Star Warts VII
"Mom's stew gave me the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs."
"Alright, I posed for your stupid picture. Now give me my social security check you pinched out of the mailbox!"
An exclusive SciFi Channel movie: Geeks...Generations
Relativity sucks
"I'm going to the Jedi Temple to start my training, I hope. Her? She's going to Ten Forward, I hope. *thought cloud* Anywhere but being seen with me. Gees.
Ensign Sally longed for the days when Billy wore his little tuxedo and smiled instead of this rebellious Star Wars phase he was going through.
Sass me one more time, young padawan, and I'm sending you on an away mission where you won't come back. We'll see who's wearing the red shirt then!
Dub: the early years.
Subby, your prom date/away team is here.
Early years? That picture was taken last week. I look good in red though.
But seriously...I wont even point out the obvious flaws. I'll wait to see what we get on Thursday.
Once again I can say this with complete honesty:
Ironically, I have this outfit.
*geesus, I hope I look better in mine*
"Clouded, this boy's future is."
"Your thoughts dwell on your mother."
Wouldn't yours in this get up?
"If I'm late for another scolding, does it really matter?"
"Scolding? You're not a little boy any more. But as long as you're my student, you will heed my wisdom."
"You're right, I'm not a little boy. And as far as your wisdom is goes, you're no Qui-Gon Jinn!"
Smelly, stupid and dorky is no way to go through life, son.
*sniff sniff*
Chewie's baking brownies again.
"At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something."
Army of Mom said...
"Dimissed."
Starfleet weeps at the obvious typo. ;)
Long long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack ...
Geesus, Billy, stop singing that damn song!
"Dismissed. That's Starfleet for get out!"
Dub - thanks for so kindly pointing out my typo. It is perfection like yours that makes my imperfections so tolerable.
Glad I could help.
May the sporks be with you.
Why Dad took to drinking Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
This picture may explain why govt officials used to justify cougar hunting.
SciFi Channels latest offering - "Tales From The Dark Side Of Uranus" - is described as "The Crypt Keeper meets Arthur Dent.
FAIL
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