Wednesday, August 27, 2008
1. "Oba-a-a-a-a-ma! Oba-a-a-a-a-ma!"
2. Obama delegates are very easy to distinguish from Clinton delegates.
3. "OK, now to set the scene, shepherds are watching you guys by night, and an angel of the Lord appears to the shepherds and announces that Barack Obama is about to be born." -- DNC Convention, Behind the Scenes.
4. "Yeah, 'I wish I could quit ewe, too.' You're hilarious. Now, pay me the 200 bucks so I can get this itchy costume off."
5. Too eager to top Dolly, the cloning scientists went a bit too far.
Best of Passionate Conservative
...no I don't have any f*cking wool! Now shut up!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
2008 Jeff Foxworthy "Are you a Redneck?" Rorschach test -
If you find anything erotic about this photo, you ARE a redneck!
Best of Dwight
The whole fettish porn acting gig seemed harmless enough... until Peter North stepped out of the dressing room wearing a kilt.
Best of Dub
Being more of a "horse aficionado", the shepherd sulked under the tree while quietly working his staff.
Best of Double the U
ORA: "She drives me crazy and I can't help myself."
Best of mpur
"You want a piece of me? Uh, no, wait a minute..."
Best of attmay
"Quick, the Scottish are coming! Everybody hide!"
Best of Silhouette
Based on evidence, experts predict cows also in corn.
Best of Army of Dad
Damn kid kept crying wolf and now there really is a wolf and we are so screwed.
Best of Jack Reacher
When Wile E. Coyote dreams.
Best of Submariner
The flock didn't mind #3's quirks until she bought a Serta.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"No, really! You're supposed to take us seriously!"
Best of Army of Mom
Hey good looking, we'll be baaaaa-ck to pick you up later!
Best of Adjustah
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