Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Sheeple


1. "Oba-a-a-a-a-ma! Oba-a-a-a-a-ma!"

2. Obama delegates are very easy to distinguish from Clinton delegates.

3. "OK, now to set the scene, shepherds are watching you guys by night, and an angel of the Lord appears to the shepherds and announces that Barack Obama is about to be born." -- DNC Convention, Behind the Scenes.

4. "Yeah, 'I wish I could quit ewe, too.' You're hilarious. Now, pay me the 200 bucks so I can get this itchy costume off."

5. Too eager to top Dolly, the cloning scientists went a bit too far.


Best of Passionate Conservative
...no I don't have any f*cking wool! Now shut up!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
2008 Jeff Foxworthy "Are you a Redneck?" Rorschach test -
If you find anything erotic about this photo, you ARE a redneck!

Best of Dwight
The whole fettish porn acting gig seemed harmless enough... until Peter North stepped out of the dressing room wearing a kilt.

Best of Dub
Being more of a "horse aficionado", the shepherd sulked under the tree while quietly working his staff.

Best of Double the U
ORA: "She drives me crazy and I can't help myself."

Best of mpur
"You want a piece of me? Uh, no, wait a minute..."

Best of attmay
"Quick, the Scottish are coming! Everybody hide!"

Best of Silhouette
Based on evidence, experts predict cows also in corn.

Best of Army of Dad
Damn kid kept crying wolf and now there really is a wolf and we are so screwed.

Best of Jack Reacher
When Wile E. Coyote dreams.

Best of Submariner
The flock didn't mind #3's quirks until she bought a Serta.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"No, really! You're supposed to take us seriously!"

Best of Army of Mom
Hey good looking, we'll be baaaaa-ck to pick you up later!

Best of Adjustah
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32 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

...are you my da-a-a-a-a-a-a-ddy?

Passionate Conservative said...

This is what happens if you let arabs become shepherds.

Passionate Conservative said...

...no I don't have any f*cking wool! Now shut up!

Passionate Conservative said...

This is why prostitutes hate it when the National Sheepherders Society of America comes to town for their convention.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

2008 Jeff Foxworthy "Are you a Redneck?" Rorschach test -
If you find anything erotic about this photo, you ARE a redneck!

Dwight said...

The whole fettish porn acting gig seemed harmless enough... until Peter North stepped out of the dressing room wearing a kilt.

Dub said...

Being more of a "horse aficionado", the shepherd sulked under the tree while quietly working his staff.

Achilles said...

Old McSully had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Rodney Dill said...

Enumclaw -- The Musical

Army of Dad said...

Just proves the old adage that there is a black sheep in every family.

Double the U said...

ORA: "She drives me crazy and I can't help myself."

mpur said...

"You want a piece of me? Uh, no, wait a minute..."

Dub said...

Unfortunately, these sheep are just a little too fat for my liking.

attmay said...

"Quick, the Scottish are coming! Everybody hide!"

Silhouette said...

Based on evidence, experts predict cows also in corn.

kam582 said...

The Shakespeare On The Green troupe performs "A Mid Summer Nights Graze".

Army of Dad said...

Damn kid kept crying wolf and now there really is a wolf and we are so screwed.

Jack Reacher said...

When Wile E. Coyote dreams.

Army of Dad said...

The sheep started to get concerned when they noticed the shepard was blitzed and singing You're pretty when I'm Drunk

Submariner said...

The flock didn't mind #3's singing until they started hearing ♪...and I'm hungry like the wolf...♪

Submariner said...

The flock didn't mind #3's quirks until she bought a Serta.

Submariner said...

My Gaia, Marge, you shaved!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"No, really! You're supposed to take us seriously!"

Dub said...

Prom Night in Enumclaw

Army of Mom said...

I think the white sheep just realized where she'll be when her laxative kicked in.

Army of Mom said...

Hey good looking, we'll be baaaaa-ck to pick you up later!

Army of Mom said...

Sheepinator:
I'll be baaaaaaack!

Army of Mom said...

Shepherd, set the staff down and baaaack away slowly.

Adjustah said...

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Submariner said...

John Edwards is good!

lawhawk said...

And here I thought Obama's supporters were lemmings.

Submariner said...

McCain selected who?