1. After seeing coverage of the protests on their behalf, the Iraqi population voted unanimously in favor of "Bombs."
2. ♫"Manatee, my manatee/How your whiskers tickle me/In places no one ever sees/My large and supple manatee.." ♫
3. Another photograph from alt.binaries.gouge-my-eyes-out-with-a-fork
4. Vladimir Putin's carefully staged "Welcome Home" events resulted in 100% of Russian troops re-enlisting for another tour of Georgia.
5. "We love you long time... 30 kopecks... (Belch)."
Wicked Best of Rodney Dill
Oh the huge manatees
Best of Silhouette
Celebrating glorious victory over moose and squirrel.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Great, the only boobs on the Internet I don't want to see.
And yes, this caption could also go with the previous picture.
Best of Army of Dad
And Then Dub's Head Exploded.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Gravity has really taken its toll on Jenna Jameson.
Best of Jack Reacher
Celebrations on a continued whaling ban were enthusiastic and sincere.
Best of Submariner
Upon reaching port, Jack Sparrow took one look at the hookers awaiting him and his crew and left for the edge of the world again...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In a misguided attempt to help the endangered species - Ursus maritimus - the Russian chapter of the Polar Bear Club decided to release several members into the wild.
Follow-up: Male bears showed no interest. One even snorted, "Potential mates? You're kidding? We just thought they were really ugly seals!"
Best of shoechick
I CAN HAZ LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS CHEEZBURGER?
Best of kam582
The swimsuit competition of the Miss Russia Pageant took a turn for the worse when the judges realized that all the pretty girls were on the internet trying to find a man from the USA.
Best of Dub
...meanwhile, at the Krispy Kreme shareholders meeting....
Best of attmay
Fat Broads In Bikinis: Doing their part to spread Teh Ghey to less fabulous areas of the world since 1951.