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Best of Whacko
Butt. Crack.

Best of Adjustah
Judges much preferred the first version of the Cuban Women's Volleyball Team uniforms.

Best of Submariner
Superior entry level position offered...

Best of divine miss m
Cowabunghole.

Best of Jack Reacher
When the new building inspector told them "This crack needs to be filled," Gallant nodded sagely, and Goofus burst out laughing.

Best of Chrees
"Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man..."

Best of Passionate Conservative
...hmmph! sniffed Sullivan. "Big deal. I grab my ankles all the time."

Best of Army of Dad
The porn remake of A League of Their Own was a little short on money for protective equipment, but had plenty of volunters for umpires.

Best of mega
G*ddammit, why won't those tectonic plates ever shift when you want them to? C'mon, just a little bit...

Best of Army of Dad
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
or:
Where will you be when her laxative kicks in?

Best of Dub
She patiently waits for her girlfriend to arrive with the cup.

Best of Army of Mom
How you can tell when the husband selects the babysitter.