Thursday, August 21, 2008

R-r-r-r-r-r-i-i-i-i-p!



Best of Whacko
Butt. Crack.

Best of Adjustah
Judges much preferred the first version of the Cuban Women's Volleyball Team uniforms.

Best of Submariner
Superior entry level position offered...

Best of divine miss m
Cowabunghole.

Best of Jack Reacher
When the new building inspector told them "This crack needs to be filled," Gallant nodded sagely, and Goofus burst out laughing.

Best of Chrees
"Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man..."

Best of Passionate Conservative
...hmmph! sniffed Sullivan. "Big deal. I grab my ankles all the time."

Best of Army of Dad
The porn remake of A League of Their Own was a little short on money for protective equipment, but had plenty of volunters for umpires.

Best of mega
G*ddammit, why won't those tectonic plates ever shift when you want them to? C'mon, just a little bit...

Best of Army of Dad
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
or:
Where will you be when her laxative kicks in?

Best of Dub
She patiently waits for her girlfriend to arrive with the cup.

Best of Army of Mom
How you can tell when the husband selects the babysitter.

37 comments:

Whacko said...

Butt. Crack.

Adjustah said...

Judges much preferred the first version of the Cuban Women's Volleyball Team uniforms.

Submariner said...

BEST.DECK.RE-MODEL-ING.EVER.

Submariner said...

Superior entry level position offered...

kam582 said...

Eh, eh, hmmm, eh, comment, oh yeah, supposed to leave a comment, eh, eh, losing concentration....

divine miss m said...

Cowabunghole.

Jack Reacher said...

When the new building inspector told them "This crack needs to be filled," Gallant nodded sagely, and Goofus burst out laughing.

Chrees said...

"Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"In this exercise program, you squat and I thrust..."

Passionate Conservative said...

...no, no, no, Nancy! I meant impersonate the Invisible Man, not do the Invisible Man!

Passionate Conservative said...

...oh, yes, Nancy, I'd love to play leapfrog with you...

Passionate Conservative said...

...hmmph! sniffed Sullivan. "Big deal. I grab my ankles all the time."

Army of Dad said...

The porn remake of A League of Their Own was a little short on money for protective equipment, but had plenty of volunters for umpires.

mega said...

G*ddammit, why won't those tectonic plates ever shift when you want them to? C'mon, just a little bit...

Army of Dad said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Army of Dad said...

or:

Where will you be when her laxative kicks in?

Dub said...

She patiently waits for her girlfriend to arrive with the cup.

Army of Mom said...

'Ow to speak Australian: constipated.

Army of Mom said...

Thought bubble:
This is the strangest aerobics class I've ever been in.

Army of Mom said...

How you can tell when the husband selects the babysitter.

Army of Mom said...

I assume she's been in this position before.

Army of Mom said...

How Army of Dad figures out his chili is too spicy: Sally's farts are so toxic, she splits the floor panels.

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

Sally loves grabbing her ankles and crouching over long, hard wood.

Army of Mom said...

CUT: Army of Mom calls for her stand in after Army of Dad has gone without 'it' for a few nights.

Note to editor: Have someone standing by with a mop. This could get messy.

Army of Mom said...

How many of you even noticed she was a brunette?

Army of Mom said...

Images like this inspire computer geeks everywhere to work harder on scratch n sniff computer monitors.

Army of Mom said...

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I cant tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Anyone else know her name was Nikki?

Army of Mom said...

No, Army of Dad. The 'model' doesn't come with the deck flooring. But, she does cum in the hot tub.

Army of Mom said...

All I got to look at in my childbirth class was some 50-something nurse showing us how to pant and breathe. How do I sign up for this lamaze class?

Army of Mom said...

Homelessness would be in vogue if all squatters looked like this.

Rodney Dill said...

I always get up at the crack of Dawn.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Proving once again the old saying that "one picture is worth a thousand thank you's." THANKEW! THANKEW! THANKEW! THANKEW! THANKEW!

-OR-

The results of a DoD funded study to determine if photos of tight young derrieres presenting in the classic squat, frog and doggy positions would disrupt and confuse the enemy were mixed - half the participants paused in their tracks long enough to be subdued, but an equal number eagerly signed up for the 40 vestal virgins entitlement program.

-OR-

To paraphrase a horny Roman emporer - "Vidi Veni"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Once again, Kurlander makes the atheists question their beliefs.

shoechick said...

How tacky. Next time try matching the shoes to the outfit! Of course, I am the only one that noticed this, I'm sure.

shoechick said...

Subby and SOTG...grab a leg and make a wish!!

Anonymous said...

I'll be darned. She WAS wearing shoes! It's like that eye exam photo of a bikini-clad babe in a boat... and a second boat. What second boat???