Friday, August 29, 2008
The Popular Boy Who Smoked and Drank
1. Most drinking problems begin in the high school years.
2. "Must. Wash. Out. Image. Of. Russian. Sea. Cows."
3. "Oh, Gawd, Madonna, fifty year old women should not wear fishnets."
4. "Dang, I can't believe I wasted eight bucks on Mama Mia. I'll never wash the memory of that horrible movie away."
5. "I keep trying to wake up from this horrible nightmare in which either Barack Obama or John McCain is going to be the next POTUS."
Best of Artfldgr
Despite taking advanced physics john would always have to find his mouth through trial and error.
Best of Jack Reacher
Allowing a government consortium to design and produce telescopes led to results that should have been predictable.
Best of mpur
"Naw, Coach, I didn't get hit that hard. I just need a drink of water."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Uh, coach, I don't think he's got the eye-hand coordination to be a wide receiver."