Friday, August 29, 2008

The Popular Boy Who Smoked and Drank


1. Most drinking problems begin in the high school years.

2. "Must. Wash. Out. Image. Of. Russian. Sea. Cows."

3. "Oh, Gawd, Madonna, fifty year old women should not wear fishnets."

4. "Dang, I can't believe I wasted eight bucks on Mama Mia. I'll never wash the memory of that horrible movie away."

5. "I keep trying to wake up from this horrible nightmare in which either Barack Obama or John McCain is going to be the next POTUS."

Best of Artfldgr
Despite taking advanced physics john would always have to find his mouth through trial and error.

Best of Jack Reacher
Allowing a government consortium to design and produce telescopes led to results that should have been predictable.

Best of mpur
"Naw, Coach, I didn't get hit that hard. I just need a drink of water."

Best of Jay Guevara
"Uh, coach, I don't think he's got the eye-hand coordination to be a wide receiver."

14 comments:

Dub said...

"Ewww....you told me you'd warn me so that you wouldnt get it in my eyes!!"

Artfldgr said...

I HATE this budget brand of contact lenses!

Artfldgr said...

C'mon Joe, i dont see a genie inside this bottle.

Artfldgr said...

Despite taking advanced physics john would always have to find his mouth through trial and error.

Jack Reacher said...

Allowing a government consortium to design and produce telescopes led to results that should have been predictable.

Anonymous said...

ORA: Ted Stryker's drinking problem first emerged in his high school days.
--Dave P.

mpur said...

"Naw, Coach, I didn't get hit that hard. I just need a drink of water."

Steve O said...

Seriously dude, you may have a drinking problem.

Submariner said...

EYE BLEECH: UR DOIN IT RITE!

Jay Guevara said...

Out of camera range: "Uh, coach, I don't think he's got the eye-hand coordination to be a wide receiver."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Webster's editors decided the candid photo of Eddie poking out both eyes captured the essence of their definitions for clumsy and retard; but for lack of blood, would not be displayed alongside masochist.
One editor's idea to photoshop an eyeball dangling from the nozzle was unanimously rejected.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Even scratching out his corneas with the tip couldn't remove the nauseating image of that Obama/Biden group grope. Simmons prayed for another chance to catch fat uncle wilberforce and old aunt edna bumping uglies again.

Submariner said...

Carpe Phlogiston said...
One editor's idea to photoshop an eyeball dangling from the nozzle was unanimously rejected.


Except by Al Jazeera...

attmay said...

KARAOKE. UR NOT EEVIN KLOSE