Six Degrees of Blondeness
1. "I Wish I could quit Yu."
2. "Never mind me, I'm brain-damaged from lead toys and contaminated toothpaste."
3. "Oh my lack of God, your stance must be triple wide!"
4. "Jesse Jackson got to you too?"
5. "My gaydar is frawress!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"It's okay; according to Chinese government, I 36 year-old doctor."
Best of Dub
One of the more unfortunate cases of Siamese twins...joined hand to penis.
That said, they are celebrities in San Francisco.
Best of Army of Dad
Chinese Rouchambeaux: First I punch you in the nuts then you punch me in the nuts, the first one to quits loses and the winner gets a Coke.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Wow. Not very proportionate, are you?
`Best of Army of Mom
I find your lack of wang disturbing.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
With every pump, Yao got a half centimeter taller.