Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Pawing That Refreshes

Six Degrees of Blondeness


1. "I Wish I could quit Yu."

2. "Never mind me, I'm brain-damaged from lead toys and contaminated toothpaste."

3. "Oh my lack of God, your stance must be triple wide!"

4. "Jesse Jackson got to you too?"

5. "My gaydar is frawress!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"It's okay; according to Chinese government, I 36 year-old doctor."

Best of Dub
One of the more unfortunate cases of Siamese twins...joined hand to penis.
That said, they are celebrities in San Francisco.

Best of Army of Dad
Chinese Rouchambeaux: First I punch you in the nuts then you punch me in the nuts, the first one to quits loses and the winner gets a Coke.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Wow. Not very proportionate, are you?

`Best of Army of Mom
I find your lack of wang disturbing.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
With every pump, Yao got a half centimeter taller.
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29 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Have a choke and a smile

Passionate Conservative said...

Wow, you been in Running Dog Capitalist country so long, your pee pee now up and down, not side-side!

Passionate Conservative said...

Plince Arbelt? What the Fuck is that?

Passionate Conservative said...

It's how I keep my balance in the paint.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and cough."

Jack Reacher said...

"It's okay; according to Chinese government, I 36 year-old doctor."

Dub said...

One of the more unfortunate cases of Siamese twins...joined hand to penis.

That said, they are celebrities in San Francisco.

Army of Dad said...

Chinese Rouchambeaux: First I punch you in the nuts then you punch me in the nuts, the first one to quits loses and the winner gets a Coke.

Army of Dad said...

The Peoples Central Committee has a new plan to control population growth as shown in this secrect photo.

Army of Dad said...

Yao's new Coke ad played off the old Yo-Yao thing. He didn't know the line would be Ow!

Army of Dad said...

"I be new center on team! Yao is hurt."

Army of Dad said...

Yao's poor showing against the Redeam Team was later blamed on a "sports" hernia.

Army of Dad said...

I CAN HAZ BARRS?

Army of Dad said...

Schlong ping pong

Dub said...

Sorry Yao....yes, I've heard the rumors that you suck. But unfortunatree, I only give handjobs.

Submariner said...

I gobble you, Yao, but I just be hungly in another hour...

Passionate Conservative said...

Wow. Not very proportionate, are you?

Army of Mom said...

Chinese arm wrestling - UR DOIN IT WRONG

Army of Mom said...

No one told the Chinese that in square dancing you swing your partner by the arm!

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

Chinese cup check.

Army of Mom said...

Yao, I rove you rong time!

Army of Mom said...

You right, Yao. It is big as baby's arm! I owe you a Coke.

Army of Mom said...

Yet again, the ugly Americans didn't 'grasp' the local customs and traditional greetings upon entering China.

Michael Phelps could be hear saying, I'm not shaking that!

Army of Mom said...

Get a load of this!

Army of Mom said...

I find your lack of wang disturbing.

Submariner said...

Army of Mom said...
Get a load of this!


Moments later;
"Got a load of that!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

With every pump, Yao got a half centimeter taller.

Rodney Dill said...

"Yao"
"Yo"
"Whoa"