Six Degrees of Blondeness
1. "I Wish I could quit Yu."
2. "Never mind me, I'm brain-damaged from lead toys and contaminated toothpaste."
3. "Oh my lack of God, your stance must be triple wide!"
4. "Jesse Jackson got to you too?"
5. "My gaydar is frawress!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"It's okay; according to Chinese government, I 36 year-old doctor."
Best of Dub
One of the more unfortunate cases of Siamese twins...joined hand to penis.
That said, they are celebrities in San Francisco.
Best of Army of Dad
Chinese Rouchambeaux: First I punch you in the nuts then you punch me in the nuts, the first one to quits loses and the winner gets a Coke.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Wow. Not very proportionate, are you?
`Best of Army of Mom
I find your lack of wang disturbing.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
With every pump, Yao got a half centimeter taller.
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29 comments:
Have a choke and a smile
Wow, you been in Running Dog Capitalist country so long, your pee pee now up and down, not side-side!
Plince Arbelt? What the Fuck is that?
It's how I keep my balance in the paint.
"...and cough."
"It's okay; according to Chinese government, I 36 year-old doctor."
One of the more unfortunate cases of Siamese twins...joined hand to penis.
That said, they are celebrities in San Francisco.
Chinese Rouchambeaux: First I punch you in the nuts then you punch me in the nuts, the first one to quits loses and the winner gets a Coke.
The Peoples Central Committee has a new plan to control population growth as shown in this secrect photo.
Yao's new Coke ad played off the old Yo-Yao thing. He didn't know the line would be Ow!
"I be new center on team! Yao is hurt."
Yao's poor showing against the Redeam Team was later blamed on a "sports" hernia.
I CAN HAZ BARRS?
Schlong ping pong
Sorry Yao....yes, I've heard the rumors that you suck. But unfortunatree, I only give handjobs.
I gobble you, Yao, but I just be hungly in another hour...
Wow. Not very proportionate, are you?
Chinese arm wrestling - UR DOIN IT WRONG
No one told the Chinese that in square dancing you swing your partner by the arm!
Chinese cup check.
Yao, I rove you rong time!
You right, Yao. It is big as baby's arm! I owe you a Coke.
Yet again, the ugly Americans didn't 'grasp' the local customs and traditional greetings upon entering China.
Michael Phelps could be hear saying, I'm not shaking that!
Get a load of this!
I find your lack of wang disturbing.
Army of Mom said...
Get a load of this!
Moments later;
"Got a load of that!"
With every pump, Yao got a half centimeter taller.
"Yao"
"Yo"
"Whoa"
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