Brender (cross-posted at A True Obamanation)
1. "Your offering pleases me. Your family will be spared in the purges to come."
2. "Another bounteous crop from the People's Sunflower Agricultural Collective #315. Thank you Comrade."
3. "This is from your mommy? Which one is your mommy...? The lady screaming and flashing her titties is your mommy? Which one?"
4. "This isn't arugula! What kind of cracker sh-t is this?"
5. "You stupid cracker b1tch, I can't smoke this."
Best of Passionate Conservative
Jenny suddenly realized the flaw in her plan. For the spores to be released, the flower has to be facing the target.
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Barrack Osama didnt realize that he had Chris Hanson peering over his shoulder as he went for a little squeezy.
Best of mpur
"Now step over to that table there and let's get you registered to vote."
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Only moments before seeing the light from the mess-I-uh this little girl was bitterly clinging to her sunflower.
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Obama's first pick for VP was an attempt to make him look relatively experienced.
Best of Army of Mom
Little white girl: I'm a pickin.
BO: N, I'm a grinnin!