Wednesday, August 13, 2008

My Little Swimmers


1. Having once been touched by The Obamassiah, Kristee has the power to levitate others out of the water.

2. The Mennonite Synchronized Swim Team goes through its paces.

3. The prospect of a night of hard sex with Michael Phelps led the synchronized swim team into the most elegantly choreographed cat-fight ever.

4. Due to the typo in its title, "Watersport Nymphos" became the top-selling synchronized swimming DVD of all time.

5. The Democrat Party exhibits the folly of off-shore drilling through the magic of interpretive dance.

Best of Passionate Conservative
I'm telling you, look at this booger!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Guess who I've been with. Smell!"

Best of Army of Dad
I find your lack of faith in my routine...disturbing.

17 comments:

Dub said...

Snug bikinis.....check.

Artistic pose.....check.

Lack of unfortunate rolls....check.

Spectacular backside shown....check.


Roger that Houston...Dub has liftoff.


*3 minutes later*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Passionate Conservative said...

I'm telling you, look at this booger!

Jack Reacher said...

"Got yer nose! Damn, that's slippery."

Jack Reacher said...

"Guess who I've been with. Smell!"

mpur said...

Despite their best efforts, they failed to convince anyone outside the IOC that synchronized swimming is a sport.

mpur said...

dub...you forgot "lack of any discernible cleavage" on your list.

Dub said...

mpur...there be cleavage...on the girl on the left anyway. :)

Chewman said...

Yes from this vantage point you have camel toe!

Army of Dad said...

I find your lack of faith in my routine...disturbing.

Army of Dad said...

Dub, those aren't bikinis.

And asleep in three minutes...my consolation to the mrs. (assuming she exists)

Adjustah said...

When they were loaded, Ronald McDonald found Vader an easy mark to #@$% with the synchronized swim team...

Adjustah said...

Synchronized swimming 2008: Still questionably gay.

Army of Mom said...

Wanna see my breast stroke?

Submariner said...

Army of Mom said...
Wanna see my breast stroke?


Sure, but won't AoD mind?

Army of Mom said...

More wet women catfight over Army of Dad.

*gees, I can't escape this anywhere I go*

Army of Mom said...

*pouting*

Not what I meant, Subby. Was trying to say the girl was saying ...

oh, never mind.

Rodney Dill said...

You just had to hit that much harder in Bitch Vollyball