Wednesday, August 13, 2008
My Little Swimmers
1. Having once been touched by The Obamassiah, Kristee has the power to levitate others out of the water.
2. The Mennonite Synchronized Swim Team goes through its paces.
3. The prospect of a night of hard sex with Michael Phelps led the synchronized swim team into the most elegantly choreographed cat-fight ever.
4. Due to the typo in its title, "Watersport Nymphos" became the top-selling synchronized swimming DVD of all time.
5. The Democrat Party exhibits the folly of off-shore drilling through the magic of interpretive dance.
Best of Passionate Conservative
I'm telling you, look at this booger!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Guess who I've been with. Smell!"
Best of Army of Dad
I find your lack of faith in my routine...disturbing.