1. Having once been touched by The Obamassiah, Kristee has the power to levitate others out of the water.2. The Mennonite Synchronized Swim Team goes through its paces.
3. The prospect of a night of hard sex with Michael Phelps led the synchronized swim team into the most elegantly choreographed cat-fight ever.
4. Due to the typo in its title, "Watersport Nymphos" became the top-selling synchronized swimming DVD of all time.
5. The Democrat Party exhibits the folly of off-shore drilling through the magic of interpretive dance.
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I'm telling you, look at this booger!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Guess who I've been with. Smell!"
Best of Army of Dad
I find your lack of faith in my routine...disturbing.
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Snug bikinis.....check.
Artistic pose.....check.
Lack of unfortunate rolls....check.
Spectacular backside shown....check.
Roger that Houston...Dub has liftoff.
*3 minutes later*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm telling you, look at this booger!
"Got yer nose! Damn, that's slippery."
"Guess who I've been with. Smell!"
Despite their best efforts, they failed to convince anyone outside the IOC that synchronized swimming is a sport.
dub...you forgot "lack of any discernible cleavage" on your list.
mpur...there be cleavage...on the girl on the left anyway. :)
Yes from this vantage point you have camel toe!
I find your lack of faith in my routine...disturbing.
Dub, those aren't bikinis.
And asleep in three minutes...my consolation to the mrs. (assuming she exists)
When they were loaded, Ronald McDonald found Vader an easy mark to #@$% with the synchronized swim team...
Synchronized swimming 2008: Still questionably gay.
Wanna see my breast stroke?
Army of Mom said...
Wanna see my breast stroke?
Sure, but won't AoD mind?
More wet women catfight over Army of Dad.
*gees, I can't escape this anywhere I go*
*pouting*
Not what I meant, Subby. Was trying to say the girl was saying ...
oh, never mind.
You just had to hit that much harder in Bitch Vollyball
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