Because, y'all had so much fun with yesterday's anarchists, I thought I'd do a rerun. I'll start, "Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart!"
Best of Mr. Right
"Call us a bunch of brainless monkeys, will you? Quick, everybody hurl your poo at them!"
Best of Dub
The Million Moron March.
Best of Silhouette
"And our next entry in the St. Patrick's Day parade, The Twin City Color Blind Association."
Best of Capt. Queeg
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds
Best of Submariner
Lava® and Dial® and Lifebouy®;
OH MY!
Best of Jack Reacher
Blonde guy in white t-shirt: If I find the wise guy who put the "Zombie" name tag on my back I'll kill him.
Best of GregNski
The parade at the annual convention of the Dateless Nitwits Club (DNC) was a huge success.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
With his baggy pants and tightly tied cuffs, Kyle indicates the number of "Brown Notes" he is prepared to endure before changing his shorts.
Best of Passionate Conservative
♪all we want to do is eat your brains...♪
Best of Tom
The sub human underground dwellers appear from their command center (parents basements)for the first time since thier last protest.
Best of Army of Mom
We're going to stage a sit-in and fast until ... wait, did we just pass White Castle? I'll catch up with you in a minute.
Best of Adjustah
Soylent Grey was made of hippies, but it left a unpleasant bong-water aftertaste...
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"Call us a bunch of brainless monkeys, will you? Quick, everybody hurl your poo at them!"
"Until Bushitler and his filthy corporate puppets from the military/industrial complex learn the true meaning of peace and love, let the streets of this nation run red with blood!"
The Million Moron March.
"And our next entry in the St. Patrick's Day parade, The Twin City Color Blind Association."
The biggest downside is that when the LSD kicks in, your fingers only leave trails of gray tones.
Yep, they're all a mile high.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds
Monor Kombat!
We're off to see the Wizard! The fabulous wizard of Avalon...
♪ ...if I only had a clue! ♪
Lava® and Dial® and Lifebouy®;
OH MY!
Ward Churchill minions march against an arena full of little Eichmans...
Blonde guy in white t-shirt: If I find the wise guy who put the "Zombie" name tag on my back I'll kill him.
♪ ... if I only had a brain! ♪
"We're wearing masks because our managers at Starbucks think we're sick today."
"Hey, guys, wearing all gray like this, it's like how we look to a dog, you know?"
"So?"
"It makes ya think."
In other news, John Edwards slipped into the convention center incognito.
Burqua pant suits.
"We might go to University of Colorado, but our hearts our with our brother Pali's..."
Make way for Gozer!
In other news, Veep Cheney's plan to launch "thousands of dirty, smelly hippies" into Russia in protest of the Georgian invasion has been decried by Pooty-Poot as "an escalation to biological warfare" and will be responded to in kind with Siberian dissidents.
"Hey Hey
Ho Ho...
ummm... what are we protesting today?"
As pungent aroma of their own stench reached their nostrils, the hippies sadly realized that a dirty bandana is no substitute for a proper gas mask.
The parade at the annual convention of the Dateless Nitwits Club (DNC) was a huge success.
"Bring back Star Trek!!!"
♪"Mothers, don't let your boys grow up to be douchebags"♪
OK kids, let count the out of place dorks!
Three is the correct answer-remember out of place is the important part.
We have the white trash guy in the wife beater, the little pussy without a mask and the douche wearing a blue bandana and carrying a bottle of water so he doesn't get dehydrated.
Girl(?) on left: See what those facist pigs did to me in Seattle!? They fucked up my pinkie when they were abusing me and preparing to lie about the fires I startes, er they claimed I started.
Uuuuummmmmm, Live long and protest, er, Nanu Bamu, er, um...
With his baggy pants and tightly tied cuffs, Kyle indicates the number of "Brown Notes" he is prepared to endure before changing his shorts.
♪all we want to do is eat your brains...♪
♪I knew a girl, her name was Jill, she wouldn't do it but her brother will♪
The sub human underground dwellers appear from their command center (parents basements)for the first time since thier last protest.
Normally, C.H.U.D. only come out at night...
Spike Lee's remake of Guys and Dolls premiered in Denver at the DNC to rave reviews.
Oh, what I wouldn't give for sound to this picture as the dudes squeal like little girls when the cops come in with batons.
Psst, Bill. Do you think we'll be done by 10? I have a curfew and my mom will ground me if I'm late.
We're going to stage a sit-in and fast until ... wait, did we just pass White Castle? I'll catch up with you in a minute.
Soylent Grey was made of hippies, but it left a unpleasant bong-water aftertaste...
Where are all the chicks? The poli-sci prof said chicks love activist guys.
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