Tuesday, August 26, 2008

More Filthy Smelly Hippies

Zombie


Because, y'all had so much fun with yesterday's anarchists, I thought I'd do a rerun. I'll start, "Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart!"

Best of Mr. Right
"Call us a bunch of brainless monkeys, will you? Quick, everybody hurl your poo at them!"

Best of Dub
The Million Moron March.

Best of Silhouette
"And our next entry in the St. Patrick's Day parade, The Twin City Color Blind Association."

Best of Capt. Queeg
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds

Best of Submariner
Lava® and Dial® and Lifebouy®;
OH MY!

Best of Jack Reacher
Blonde guy in white t-shirt: If I find the wise guy who put the "Zombie" name tag on my back I'll kill him.

Best of GregNski
The parade at the annual convention of the Dateless Nitwits Club (DNC) was a huge success.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
With his baggy pants and tightly tied cuffs, Kyle indicates the number of "Brown Notes" he is prepared to endure before changing his shorts.

Best of Passionate Conservative
♪all we want to do is eat your brains...♪

Best of Tom
The sub human underground dwellers appear from their command center (parents basements)for the first time since thier last protest.

Best of Army of Mom
We're going to stage a sit-in and fast until ... wait, did we just pass White Castle? I'll catch up with you in a minute.

Best of Adjustah
Soylent Grey was made of hippies, but it left a unpleasant bong-water aftertaste...

42 comments:

Mr. Right said...

"Call us a bunch of brainless monkeys, will you? Quick, everybody hurl your poo at them!"

Mr. Right said...

"Until Bushitler and his filthy corporate puppets from the military/industrial complex learn the true meaning of peace and love, let the streets of this nation run red with blood!"

Dub said...

The Million Moron March.

Silhouette said...

"And our next entry in the St. Patrick's Day parade, The Twin City Color Blind Association."

Silhouette said...

The biggest downside is that when the LSD kicks in, your fingers only leave trails of gray tones.

Silhouette said...

Yep, they're all a mile high.

Capt. Queeg said...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds

Submariner said...

Monor Kombat!

Submariner said...

We're off to see the Wizard! The fabulous wizard of Avalon...

Submariner said...

♪ ...if I only had a clue! ♪

Submariner said...

Lava® and Dial® and Lifebouy®;
OH MY!

Submariner said...

Ward Churchill minions march against an arena full of little Eichmans...

Jack Reacher said...

Blonde guy in white t-shirt: If I find the wise guy who put the "Zombie" name tag on my back I'll kill him.

kg said...

♪ ... if I only had a brain! ♪

Jack Reacher said...

"We're wearing masks because our managers at Starbucks think we're sick today."

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, guys, wearing all gray like this, it's like how we look to a dog, you know?"
"So?"
"It makes ya think."

Jack Reacher said...

In other news, John Edwards slipped into the convention center incognito.

Silhouette said...

Burqua pant suits.

Submariner said...

"We might go to University of Colorado, but our hearts our with our brother Pali's..."

Submariner said...

Make way for Gozer!

Submariner said...

In other news, Veep Cheney's plan to launch "thousands of dirty, smelly hippies" into Russia in protest of the Georgian invasion has been decried by Pooty-Poot as "an escalation to biological warfare" and will be responded to in kind with Siberian dissidents.

Double the U said...

"Hey Hey
Ho Ho...
ummm... what are we protesting today?"

GregMan said...

As pungent aroma of their own stench reached their nostrils, the hippies sadly realized that a dirty bandana is no substitute for a proper gas mask.

GregNski said...

The parade at the annual convention of the Dateless Nitwits Club (DNC) was a huge success.

GregMan said...

"Bring back Star Trek!!!"

GregMan said...

♪"Mothers, don't let your boys grow up to be douchebags"♪

Army of Dad said...

OK kids, let count the out of place dorks!

Three is the correct answer-remember out of place is the important part.

We have the white trash guy in the wife beater, the little pussy without a mask and the douche wearing a blue bandana and carrying a bottle of water so he doesn't get dehydrated.

Army of Dad said...

Girl(?) on left: See what those facist pigs did to me in Seattle!? They fucked up my pinkie when they were abusing me and preparing to lie about the fires I startes, er they claimed I started.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Uuuuummmmmm, Live long and protest, er, Nanu Bamu, er, um...

Passionate Conservative said...
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Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

With his baggy pants and tightly tied cuffs, Kyle indicates the number of "Brown Notes" he is prepared to endure before changing his shorts.

Passionate Conservative said...

♪all we want to do is eat your brains...♪

Passionate Conservative said...

♪I knew a girl, her name was Jill, she wouldn't do it but her brother will♪

Tom said...

The sub human underground dwellers appear from their command center (parents basements)for the first time since thier last protest.

Submariner said...

Normally, C.H.U.D. only come out at night...

Army of Mom said...

Spike Lee's remake of Guys and Dolls premiered in Denver at the DNC to rave reviews.

Army of Mom said...

Oh, what I wouldn't give for sound to this picture as the dudes squeal like little girls when the cops come in with batons.

Army of Mom said...

Psst, Bill. Do you think we'll be done by 10? I have a curfew and my mom will ground me if I'm late.

Army of Mom said...

We're going to stage a sit-in and fast until ... wait, did we just pass White Castle? I'll catch up with you in a minute.

Adjustah said...

Soylent Grey was made of hippies, but it left a unpleasant bong-water aftertaste...

Army of Mom said...

Where are all the chicks? The poli-sci prof said chicks love activist guys.