Because, y'all had so much fun with yesterday's anarchists, I thought I'd do a rerun. I'll start, "Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart!"
Best of Mr. Right
"Call us a bunch of brainless monkeys, will you? Quick, everybody hurl your poo at them!"
Best of Dub
The Million Moron March.
Best of Silhouette
"And our next entry in the St. Patrick's Day parade, The Twin City Color Blind Association."
Best of Capt. Queeg
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds
Best of Submariner
Lava® and Dial® and Lifebouy®;
Best of Jack Reacher
Blonde guy in white t-shirt: If I find the wise guy who put the "Zombie" name tag on my back I'll kill him.
Best of GregNski
The parade at the annual convention of the Dateless Nitwits Club (DNC) was a huge success.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
With his baggy pants and tightly tied cuffs, Kyle indicates the number of "Brown Notes" he is prepared to endure before changing his shorts.
Best of Passionate Conservative
♪all we want to do is eat your brains...♪
Best of Tom
The sub human underground dwellers appear from their command center (parents basements)for the first time since thier last protest.
Best of Army of Mom
We're going to stage a sit-in and fast until ... wait, did we just pass White Castle? I'll catch up with you in a minute.
Best of Adjustah
Soylent Grey was made of hippies, but it left a unpleasant bong-water aftertaste...