1. "That water's so bloody cold. Now, I can't find the damb thing."
2. This pic is dedicated to Sue, my tenth grade girlfriend, who told me "You will never be as hot as Simon le Bon." Guess Again, Sue.
3. "OMG! They're gone! Damn you, Jesse Jackson!"
4. ♫"He weighs as much as a Kia Rio/And he dances on the sand..."♫
5. "Hey, is Jurassic Park IV finally out? Oh, no, that's just a fat Durani on the beach."
Wicked Best of Silhouette
I will never, never again hire a European magician for my child's birthday party.
Best of julie
"Yeah, babe, I was totally set to be on the Olympic Swim Team, but my package was just too big. It was totally keeping my times down.."
Best of Odoacer
An autograph? Sure. I'll get my pen.
Best of Silhouette
Sandy Berger on vacation.
Best of mpur
Judging from this picture, I'd say he's no longer hungry like the wolf.
Best of Double the U
It is a small worm or snake like thing that travels in your urine and gets stuck in your penis... why?
Best of Army of Dad
Dub is still thinking about the synchronized swimmers in their "bikinis".
Best of Adjustah
♫"My pride on the ground,
My balls, I have found...
I am lumpy like the wolf..."♫
Best of Tim
Santa's first attempt at pulling toys from his sack was not a good story.
Best of Jack Reacher
Things not as funny when a white guy says them:
'Scuse me while I whip this...er...hang on a second...
Best of Army of Mom
Most definitely a view to a kill ... it's killing my sex drive.
Best of mega
The new "Survivor: 80's Rock Stars" was kicking ass in the ratings, until one of the stars got lost. The resulting Robinson Crusoe -meets- Alive! situation was sad and, frankly, disturbing.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Ernest Borgnine prepares for his appearance on "Fox and Friends."
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Beach pickup line of the day:
"Yeah, babe, I was totally set to be on the Olympic Swim Team, but my package was just too big. It was totally keeping my times down.."
Phil finds a sea-cucumber, and a pragmatic solution to the problem of shrinkage.
Inspired by "The Deadliest Catch," Bob decided to try crab fishing.
Speedno Swimwear
What a night with Paris Hilton gets you...
Look familiar?
An autograph? Sure. I'll get my pen.
I will never, never again hire a European magician for my child's birthday party.
Sandy Berger on vacation.
As a prank, his kids put both IcyHot and Nair in Chuck's swim trunks.
Still trying to recreate that moment years ago when a soccer player grabbed Mr. Happy.
Often imitated, never duplicated
Phelps in 20 years, searching for the ninth and tenth medals.
ORA:Nah, I don't know what a candiru is. Damn, my d*ck is burning though.
Now there's a view to a kill.
Judging from this picture, I'd say he's no longer hungry like the wolf.
In keeping with Rock-star tradition, He originally used a rolled up sock not thinking what would happen once it was wet.
Thinking that the paparazzi lens was not strong enough, Bill Clinton thought he would help the guy out and finally provide the answer to that one big questions the rest of the interns had.
It is a small worm or snake like thing that travels in your urine and gets stuck in your penis... why?
Some change for the water taxi? Sure let me check.
Looks like Dub is still thinking about the synchronized swimmers in their "bikinis".
♫"My pride on the ground,
My balls, I have found...
I am lumpy like the wolf..."♫
VR: Casnlgts
Sorry, that's pronounced, "Cass Nugglets..."
Santa's first attempt at pulling toys from his sack was not a good story.
le Bon, le Bon...Welcome to the new Fantasy Island!
Almost out of frame to the left - a whupped Darth Vader wannabe and a sated clown...
HAND JIVE - UR DOIN IT WRONG
Silhouette said...
Sandy Berger on vacation. You are to blame for the beverage on my monitor.
Things not as funny when a white guy says them:
'Scuse me while I whip this...er...hang on a second...
Verizon commercial "Can you hear me now?" FAIL.
No longer 'all she wants.'
The Reflex ... well, mine is an involuntary reflex.
Most definitely a view to a kill ... it's killing my sex drive.
Janet Reno has really let herself go.
Simon, you are no Michael Phelps. Please go put on some shorts.
Wild boys never lose it
Wild boys never chose this way
Wild boys never close your eyes
Wild boys always shine
Uh, Simon, you lost it. I'm closing MY eyes.
Duran Da-done
Eye bleach! Who's got the eye bleach?
Another major media personality rubs one out to Obama, excited by The One's visionary words and sexy demeanor.
The new "Survivor: 80's Rock Stars" was kicking ass in the ratings, until one of the stars got lost. The resulting Robinson Crusoe -meets- Alive! situation was sad and, frankly, disturbing.
"I'll show it to you for a dollar." Another beachfront property speculator ends up with an upside-down mortgage and no one left to do a refi, and, well, has to do what he has to do.
Another so-called 16 year old female Chinese gymnast spotted, far away from the cameras, the faked passports, and the Information Control Specialists.
With camera phones and youtube, "getting caught with your hands in the cookie jar" now has global ramifications.
== OR ==
After years of trying to impress the ladies with rolled up socks, Bob finally said to hell with it and started walking around this way.
== OR ==
Bob didn't get the manufacturer's recall notice, hence the embarrasssing discovery that his new erectile implant could be triggered by simple wave action!
Humming; ♪Oh, dear, what can the matter be...♪
Ain't been able to find it since I saw Rosie O's 'roids when I took her boating...
"Oh yeah? Well I've got your 'hope' and 'change' right here!"
Ernest Borgnine prepares for his appearance on "Fox and Friends."
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