Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Keep Looking, I'm sure you'll find it

Sondra K


1. "That water's so bloody cold. Now, I can't find the damb thing."

2. This pic is dedicated to Sue, my tenth grade girlfriend, who told me "You will never be as hot as Simon le Bon." Guess Again, Sue.

3. "OMG! They're gone! Damn you, Jesse Jackson!"

4. ♫"He weighs as much as a Kia Rio/And he dances on the sand..."

5. "Hey, is Jurassic Park IV finally out? Oh, no, that's just a fat Durani on the beach."

Wicked Best of Silhouette
I will never, never again hire a European magician for my child's birthday party.

Best of julie
"Yeah, babe, I was totally set to be on the Olympic Swim Team, but my package was just too big. It was totally keeping my times down.."

Best of Odoacer
An autograph? Sure. I'll get my pen.

Best of Silhouette
Sandy Berger on vacation.

Best of mpur
Judging from this picture, I'd say he's no longer hungry like the wolf.

Best of Double the U
It is a small worm or snake like thing that travels in your urine and gets stuck in your penis... why?

Best of Army of Dad
Dub is still thinking about the synchronized swimmers in their "bikinis".

Best of Adjustah
♫"My pride on the ground,
My balls, I have found...
I am lumpy like the wolf..."♫

Best of Tim
Santa's first attempt at pulling toys from his sack was not a good story.

Best of Jack Reacher
Things not as funny when a white guy says them:
'Scuse me while I whip this...er...hang on a second...

Best of Army of Mom
Most definitely a view to a kill ... it's killing my sex drive.

Best of mega
The new "Survivor: 80's Rock Stars" was kicking ass in the ratings, until one of the stars got lost. The resulting Robinson Crusoe -meets- Alive! situation was sad and, frankly, disturbing.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Ernest Borgnine prepares for his appearance on "Fox and Friends."

47 comments:

julie said...

Beach pickup line of the day:

"Yeah, babe, I was totally set to be on the Olympic Swim Team, but my package was just too big. It was totally keeping my times down.."

julie said...

Phil finds a sea-cucumber, and a pragmatic solution to the problem of shrinkage.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Inspired by "The Deadliest Catch," Bob decided to try crab fishing.

Rodney Dill said...

Speedno Swimwear

Chrees said...

What a night with Paris Hilton gets you...

Look familiar?

Odoacer said...

An autograph? Sure. I'll get my pen.

Silhouette said...

I will never, never again hire a European magician for my child's birthday party.

Silhouette said...

Sandy Berger on vacation.

Passionate Conservative said...

As a prank, his kids put both IcyHot and Nair in Chuck's swim trunks.

Passionate Conservative said...

Still trying to recreate that moment years ago when a soccer player grabbed Mr. Happy.

Often imitated, never duplicated

Passionate Conservative said...

Phelps in 20 years, searching for the ninth and tenth medals.

Passionate Conservative said...

ORA:Nah, I don't know what a candiru is. Damn, my d*ck is burning though.

mpur said...

Now there's a view to a kill.

mpur said...

Judging from this picture, I'd say he's no longer hungry like the wolf.

Chewman said...

In keeping with Rock-star tradition, He originally used a rolled up sock not thinking what would happen once it was wet.

kam582 said...

Thinking that the paparazzi lens was not strong enough, Bill Clinton thought he would help the guy out and finally provide the answer to that one big questions the rest of the interns had.

Double the U said...

It is a small worm or snake like thing that travels in your urine and gets stuck in your penis... why?

Army of Dad said...

Some change for the water taxi? Sure let me check.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like Dub is still thinking about the synchronized swimmers in their "bikinis".

Adjustah said...

♫"My pride on the ground,
My balls, I have found...
I am lumpy like the wolf..."♫

VR: Casnlgts

Adjustah said...

Sorry, that's pronounced, "Cass Nugglets..."

Tim said...

Santa's first attempt at pulling toys from his sack was not a good story.

Army of Dad said...

le Bon, le Bon...Welcome to the new Fantasy Island!

Submariner said...

Almost out of frame to the left - a whupped Darth Vader wannabe and a sated clown...

Submariner said...

HAND JIVE - UR DOIN IT WRONG

Jack Reacher said...

Silhouette said...
Sandy Berger on vacation.
You are to blame for the beverage on my monitor.

Jack Reacher said...

Things not as funny when a white guy says them:
'Scuse me while I whip this...er...hang on a second...

Jack Reacher said...

Verizon commercial "Can you hear me now?" FAIL.

Army of Mom said...

No longer 'all she wants.'

Army of Mom said...

The Reflex ... well, mine is an involuntary reflex.

Army of Mom said...

Most definitely a view to a kill ... it's killing my sex drive.

Army of Mom said...

Janet Reno has really let herself go.

Army of Mom said...

Simon, you are no Michael Phelps. Please go put on some shorts.

Army of Mom said...

Wild boys never lose it
Wild boys never chose this way
Wild boys never close your eyes
Wild boys always shine

Uh, Simon, you lost it. I'm closing MY eyes.

Army of Mom said...

Duran Da-done

Army of Mom said...

Eye bleach! Who's got the eye bleach?

mega said...

Another major media personality rubs one out to Obama, excited by The One's visionary words and sexy demeanor.

mega said...

The new "Survivor: 80's Rock Stars" was kicking ass in the ratings, until one of the stars got lost. The resulting Robinson Crusoe -meets- Alive! situation was sad and, frankly, disturbing.

mega said...

"I'll show it to you for a dollar." Another beachfront property speculator ends up with an upside-down mortgage and no one left to do a refi, and, well, has to do what he has to do.

mega said...

Another so-called 16 year old female Chinese gymnast spotted, far away from the cameras, the faked passports, and the Information Control Specialists.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With camera phones and youtube, "getting caught with your hands in the cookie jar" now has global ramifications.

== OR ==

After years of trying to impress the ladies with rolled up socks, Bob finally said to hell with it and started walking around this way.

== OR ==

Bob didn't get the manufacturer's recall notice, hence the embarrasssing discovery that his new erectile implant could be triggered by simple wave action!

Submariner said...

Humming; ♪Oh, dear, what can the matter be...♪

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Submariner said...

Ain't been able to find it since I saw Rosie O's 'roids when I took her boating...

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh yeah? Well I've got your 'hope' and 'change' right here!"

Passionate Conservative said...

Ernest Borgnine prepares for his appearance on "Fox and Friends."