1. "That water's so bloody cold. Now, I can't find the damb thing."
2. This pic is dedicated to Sue, my tenth grade girlfriend, who told me "You will never be as hot as Simon le Bon." Guess Again, Sue.
3. "OMG! They're gone! Damn you, Jesse Jackson!"
4. ♫"He weighs as much as a Kia Rio/And he dances on the sand..."♫
5. "Hey, is Jurassic Park IV finally out? Oh, no, that's just a fat Durani on the beach."
Wicked Best of Silhouette
I will never, never again hire a European magician for my child's birthday party.
Best of julie
"Yeah, babe, I was totally set to be on the Olympic Swim Team, but my package was just too big. It was totally keeping my times down.."
Best of Odoacer
An autograph? Sure. I'll get my pen.
Best of Silhouette
Sandy Berger on vacation.
Best of mpur
Judging from this picture, I'd say he's no longer hungry like the wolf.
Best of Double the U
It is a small worm or snake like thing that travels in your urine and gets stuck in your penis... why?
Best of Army of Dad
Dub is still thinking about the synchronized swimmers in their "bikinis".
Best of Adjustah
♫"My pride on the ground,
My balls, I have found...
I am lumpy like the wolf..."♫
Best of Tim
Santa's first attempt at pulling toys from his sack was not a good story.
Best of Jack Reacher
Things not as funny when a white guy says them:
'Scuse me while I whip this...er...hang on a second...
Best of Army of Mom
Most definitely a view to a kill ... it's killing my sex drive.
Best of mega
The new "Survivor: 80's Rock Stars" was kicking ass in the ratings, until one of the stars got lost. The resulting Robinson Crusoe -meets- Alive! situation was sad and, frankly, disturbing.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Ernest Borgnine prepares for his appearance on "Fox and Friends."