1. "I'll bring the waffle iron."
2. "Titty-twister! Titty-twister!"
3. "Hey, babe. Why don't you come back to the hotel and let me show ya my 'spike.'"
4. "Even with that wicked shoulder-melanoma, you're still hot."
5. "Spank me, Mr President! Spank me like you spanked Condoleezza Rice when she said we made thousands of mistakes in Iraq!"
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...What happens in Beijing, gets transmitted instantaneously around the world on the internet...
Best of curly
Want to practice some backcourt stuffing after the match?
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Who did your tattoo? A confused, artistically challenged kindergartner homeschooled in black liberation theology?
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While Goofus made speeches to pay off his sizable legal bills, Gallant partied with the hotties.
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I'll say if its in or out... I'm the decider.
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"Do you wax?"
"I'm the President. Of course I wax."
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Um, Mr Bush? We're in Beijing, so I dont think you can tune into Tokyo from here.
*Bush's thought cloud*
"I'd like to spread some of my 'Democracy' on these, and a little back here, and..."
Number One meets the Big Zero.
"1? What a coincidence, that's MY current approval rating too."
Laura's out checking up on the swimmers. We have about 20 minutes...
Dub finally found a girl with the little boy butt he desries and can't seem to stop focusing on the president.
Come on... how 'bout a little smooch for your president.
Walsh thought bubble: Thank God Clinton isn't in office.
(It works with either Bill or Hillary)
Hey Kerri, Here's your wedding ring! You left it in my hot tub. Yeah I had a great time too! How about you show up with Misti tonight!
...What happens in Beijing, gets transmitted instantaneously around the world on the internet...
Want to practice some backcourt stuffing after the match?
Bush lied. Have some fir pie.
Are you always this hot - or did you just invade Georgia?
Who did your tattoo? A confused, artistically challenged kindergartner homeschooled in black liberation theology?
President Bush found himself in a compromising position. How do you hug a hot blonde with barely any clothes on and not look like "dirty old man of the year"?
Walsh: "C'mon! Gimme a hug! Look! Your wife is hugging the bejeebus outta the male volleyball team."
Bush: "I'm sorry. There's no right way to hug you without ending up sleeping out on the front lawn."
Walsh: "What name should I put on your autograph?"
Bush: "Wow. My popularity must have really dipped. I've gone from being hated to obscurity."
"Hold still, there's some kind of giant Chinese spider on your shoulder."
While Goofus made speeches to pay off his sizable legal bills, Gallant partied with the hotties.
I'll say if its in or out... I'm the decider.
"Here... lemme fix your wedgie."
WV: vxufck
(later that day)
Laura: "Well Bushie how did you get the two black eyes."
Dubya: "When I saw Walsh had a wedgie, I just helped her by pulling it out, and she socked me once."
Laura: "Well how did you get the second."
Dubya: "When I realized that was how she wanted it, I tucked it back in."
"Do you wax?"
"I'm the President. Of course I wax."
Me like short-shorts!
The YouTube video of the First Shrub being lobbed into the net also recorded his very lame pickup line - "Hon, have you ever seen a president imitate that magician... David Coppafeel?"
If Keri won't then Misty May.
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