Monday, August 11, 2008

It's Good to be the President

Schneider


1. "I'll bring the waffle iron."

2. "Titty-twister! Titty-twister!"

3. "Hey, babe. Why don't you come back to the hotel and let me show ya my 'spike.'"

4. "Even with that wicked shoulder-melanoma, you're still hot."

5. "Spank me, Mr President! Spank me like you spanked Condoleezza Rice when she said we made thousands of mistakes in Iraq!"

Best of Passionate Conservative
...What happens in Beijing, gets transmitted instantaneously around the world on the internet...

Best of curly
Want to practice some backcourt stuffing after the match?

Best of curly
Who did your tattoo? A confused, artistically challenged kindergartner homeschooled in black liberation theology?

Best of Jack Reacher
While Goofus made speeches to pay off his sizable legal bills, Gallant partied with the hotties.

Best of Rodney Dill
I'll say if its in or out... I'm the decider.

Best of Passionate Conservative
"Do you wax?"
"I'm the President. Of course I wax."

26 comments:

Dub said...

Um, Mr Bush? We're in Beijing, so I dont think you can tune into Tokyo from here.

Dub said...

*Bush's thought cloud*

"I'd like to spread some of my 'Democracy' on these, and a little back here, and..."

Dub said...

Number One meets the Big Zero.

Dub said...

"1? What a coincidence, that's MY current approval rating too."

Passionate Conservative said...

Laura's out checking up on the swimmers. We have about 20 minutes...

Army of Dad said...

Dub finally found a girl with the little boy butt he desries and can't seem to stop focusing on the president.

robert said...

Come on... how 'bout a little smooch for your president.

mpur said...

Walsh thought bubble: Thank God Clinton isn't in office.



(It works with either Bill or Hillary)

Chewman said...

Hey Kerri, Here's your wedding ring! You left it in my hot tub. Yeah I had a great time too! How about you show up with Misti tonight!

Passionate Conservative said...

...What happens in Beijing, gets transmitted instantaneously around the world on the internet...

curly said...

Want to practice some backcourt stuffing after the match?

curly said...

Bush lied. Have some fir pie.

curly said...

Are you always this hot - or did you just invade Georgia?

curly said...

Who did your tattoo? A confused, artistically challenged kindergartner homeschooled in black liberation theology?

ochagirl said...

President Bush found himself in a compromising position. How do you hug a hot blonde with barely any clothes on and not look like "dirty old man of the year"?

ochagirl said...

Walsh: "C'mon! Gimme a hug! Look! Your wife is hugging the bejeebus outta the male volleyball team."

Bush: "I'm sorry. There's no right way to hug you without ending up sleeping out on the front lawn."

ochagirl said...

Walsh: "What name should I put on your autograph?"

Bush: "Wow. My popularity must have really dipped. I've gone from being hated to obscurity."

Jack Reacher said...

"Hold still, there's some kind of giant Chinese spider on your shoulder."

Jack Reacher said...

While Goofus made speeches to pay off his sizable legal bills, Gallant partied with the hotties.

Rodney Dill said...

I'll say if its in or out... I'm the decider.

Rodney Dill said...

"Here... lemme fix your wedgie."

WV: vxufck

Rodney Dill said...

(later that day)
Laura: "Well Bushie how did you get the two black eyes."
Dubya: "When I saw Walsh had a wedgie, I just helped her by pulling it out, and she socked me once."
Laura: "Well how did you get the second."
Dubya: "When I realized that was how she wanted it, I tucked it back in."

Passionate Conservative said...

"Do you wax?"

"I'm the President. Of course I wax."

Odoacer said...

Me like short-shorts!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The YouTube video of the First Shrub being lobbed into the net also recorded his very lame pickup line - "Hon, have you ever seen a president imitate that magician... David Coppafeel?"

Too Late said...

If Keri won't then Misty May.