Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Invisible Enumclaw Sex Partner

Schneider

1. "You know, Rick, this was already kinky enough without the Chuck Norris mask."

2. "Fire Island Volleyball" is just a demonstration sport at the 2008 games.

3. The "Celebratory Rimjob" is an Olympic tradition dating back about twenty minutes.

4. "Save it for the shower room, helium heels."

5. Coppertone's was unconcerned about alienating Christian Conservatives with their new target demographic, being certain that Christian Conservatives never went to the beach anyway.

Best of Submariner
SAND CASTLES; UR BILDIN EM WRONG

Best of Silhouette
Don't you just hate those overly competitive types in Lamaze class?

Best of Passionate Conservative
"It's up, it's in, and it's GOOD!!!!!!"

Best of Submariner
On the other hand, Leftenant Bruce Sparrow rooted for booty on every beach...

Best of kam582
No, you've got it wrong again. I make a "Y", you make a "M", I make a "C", and then you make a "A". There is no "W" involved.

Best of Chrees
"Who does #2 work for?"

Best of curly
Much to the embarrassment of the DNC Denver convention organizers, the “Tribute To Veterans” pander piece got mixed up with the “Cornholing/Biomass For Change” piece.

34 comments:

Submariner said...

Is that a spike in your suit or are you just happy to see me?

Submariner said...

Bruce just never was any good at blocking the shot...

Submariner said...

Dude; sand ain't a good lubricant!

Submariner said...

SAND CASTLES; UR BILDIN EM WRONG

Submariner said...

The Iranian judge was intrigued by the team's "Push Me-Pull You" routine.

Silhouette said...

Finally, we can count to 30!

(or the adult version)

Finally, we can count to 31!

Silhouette said...

There was blatant cheating today in the gold medal round of "1-Potato-2-Potato."

Silhouette said...

Don't you just hate those overly competitive types in Lamaze class?

Passionate Conservative said...

Sex on the Beach ain't just a drink anymore.

Passionate Conservative said...

"It's up, it's in, and it's GOOD!!!!!!"

Passionate Conservative said...

You know, Charles, hot gay sex is thrilling, but do we have to do it on the beach in front of all these people?

Passionate Conservative said...

The reimagining of the old show BJ and the Bear failed miserably in the Nielsens, and earned NBC a $82,500,000 fine.

Rodney Dill said...

"How do you separate the men from the boys?"
"...crowbar."

mpur said...

"Does this make me look gay?"

OR


Not so ORA: "Janet's probably asleep by now, do you want her to see you like this?"

Jack Reacher said...

Confident and dry. Secure, not so much.

Passionate Conservative said...

"Make a wish and pull."

Submariner said...

On the other hand, Leftenant Bruce Sparrow rooted for booty on every beach...

Submariner said...

Uhhh, V.? This isn't what I meant when I asked for a picture of the Beach Boys for captioning...

Submariner said...

Well, it's easy to see Patrick Fitzgerald, but does Gerald Fitzpatrick?

kam582 said...

No, you've got it wrong again. I make a "Y", you make a "M", I make a "C", and then you make a "A". There is no "W" involved.

Chrees said...

Dive right in... the water's fine!

Chrees said...

"Who does #2 work for?"

curly said...

“The Interpreted Life of Sandy Berger” got downright disgusting when it got to the ‘stuffing documents in my pants’ portion of the play.

curly said...

The “Gimme an E” portion of the 'B-A-R-A-C-K...H-U-S-S-E-I-N...O-B-A-M-A' cheer proved to be detrimental with the Christian-Right, anti-gay marriage voting block.

curly said...

Although Republican President Bush was a no show at the Olympics’ US Men Volleyball Team practice matches, Barney Frank, D-Mass represented the Democrats.

curly said...

Much to the embarrassment of the DNC Denver convention organizers, the “Tribute To Veterans” pander piece got mixed up with the “Cornholing/Biomass For Change” piece.

Army of Mom said...

Passionate Conservative said...
The reimagining of the old show BJ and the Bear failed miserably in the Nielsens, and earned NBC a $82,500,000 fine.

*ooooh, I laughed out loud*

Submariner said...

Is Ang Lee doing a remake of China Beach?

Dub said...

Red flag penalty indeed

Dub said...

Looks like #2 wants to be closer to his teammates #2.

Adjustah said...

"Seriously, will someone tell Matthew McConaughey to just shut up about, 'the magic of childbirth'?"

Submariner said...

Whack-a-mole, Fire Island style...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The official explanation: San Francisco's gay volleyball olympics members were just over-enthusiastic, not unlike Brandi Chastain in the Women's World Cup soccer final. Crotchless panties have since been banned.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The liberal RuPaul team practiced their Barney Frank Gambit every day just to freak out the conservative Lumberjacks. Sure, they still lost... for violating the crotchless panty ban and good taste, but they had a gay time.