1. "Thanks, eHarmony!"
2. KISS Make-up FAIL!
3. When they want to get kinky, PETA couples like to dress up as Ronald McDonald and Dick Cheney.
4. ORA: "You'll love it, Darth. We all FLOAT down here."
5. In a deleted scene, Vader entertained the younglings before he slaughtered them.
Very Brady Best of Silhouette
It's as if billions of hamburgers suddenly cried out in terror, and then were suddenly served.
Best of Jack Reacher
Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are seen in a rare, unguarded moment.
Best of Rodney Dill
The Press was delighted that Obama and McCain were so chummy prior to the first debate.
Best of Adjustah
Nobody went home sober after the Hamburglar's Wedding.
Best of Double the U
Sir I *can not* give you two toys in your happy mea..ak..ak...ach.. ach...achh
Best of Chrees
"Go see my movie this weekend or the clown gets it."
Best of Dub
Once Darth started hanging out with Ronald, he clearly forgot all about his regular ab workout.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Hey, Ron, do you think you can hook me up with Mayor McCheese? His buns are smokin' hot!
Best of mpur
The real reason Obama won't show anyone his birth certificate.
Best of kam582
Hey clown boy, want to see my death star?
Best of Army of Mom
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... Ronald, will you get your hand off my ass? That is your hand, right?
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"We are clowns, and we vote!" This message paid for by the DNC.
CBS's crack investigative team poses for a photo before beginning work on researching the story of John Edwards' love child.
Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are seen in a rare, unguarded moment.
It's as if billions of hamburgers suddenly cried out in terror, and then were suddenly served.
When eating our new salads, remember to use the fork.
"One Deathstar double decker to go?... uh you want TIEs widdat?"
The Press was deleted that Obama and McCain were so chummy prior to the first debate.
"Well actually these are the nerds you were looking for."
Nobody went home sober after the Hamburglar's Wedding.
Sir I *can not* give you two toys in your happy mea..ak..ak...ach.. ach...achh
The Kaminoans turned out thousands of duplicate clowns for Darth Vader.
Ronald, I am your Daddy. Let me show you the Dark Side of Folsom Street.
Ronald is about to feel the true measure of the dark side.
In California, this is how a corporate merger becomes real without the possibility of SEC anti-trust tampering. All thanks to the 9th Circuit allowing alternative marriage.
Nope...not lovin' it.
"Go see my movie this weekend or the clown gets it."
Once Darth started hanging out with Ronald, he clearly forgot all about his regular ab workout.
Nah, Ron, it's all good. Padime always talks about a threesome.
The Folsom Street Fair, just before things got heated up.
Darth, I think we need to go get tested.
NAMBLA's new marketing campaign was a smash hit.
Hey, Ron, do you think you can hook me up with Mayor McCheese? His buns are smokin' hot!
Hey Darth, that Jar-Jar guy's got a real purty mouth!
Ebony and Ivory.
The real reason Obama won't show anyone his birth certificate.
Thanks to the subprime mess, Ronald and Darth have both lost their original homes and are now sharing a duplex in Bakersfield.
Hey clown boy, want to see my death star?
"Thanks, eHarmony!"
Best. One. Evah.
Rodney Dill said...
"Well actually these are the nerds you were looking for."
*bowing down - we're not worthy!*
Knuckle bumps, my man.
Darth; "There's a reason he serves the 'Big Mac' if ya know what I mean..."
Ronald's red mouth
Darth's red light saber
Coincidence? I think not.
ORA: Darth, is that a light saber in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Dude, what did you eat? The Force is strong with this one.
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... Ronald, will you get your hand off my ass? That is your hand, right?
Ronald's Morse code eye blinks;
H-E-S-F-O-R-C-E-I-N-G-M-E
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