Divine Miss M
1. "Thanks, eHarmony!"
2. KISS Make-up FAIL!
3. When they want to get kinky, PETA couples like to dress up as Ronald McDonald and Dick Cheney.
4. ORA: "You'll love it, Darth. We all FLOAT down here."
5. In a deleted scene, Vader entertained the younglings before he slaughtered them.
Very Brady Best of Silhouette
It's as if billions of hamburgers suddenly cried out in terror, and then were suddenly served.
Best of Jack Reacher
Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are seen in a rare, unguarded moment.
Best of Rodney Dill
The Press was delighted that Obama and McCain were so chummy prior to the first debate.
Best of Adjustah
Nobody went home sober after the Hamburglar's Wedding.
Best of Double the U
Sir I *can not* give you two toys in your happy mea..ak..ak...ach.. ach...achh
Best of Chrees
"Go see my movie this weekend or the clown gets it."
Best of Dub
Once Darth started hanging out with Ronald, he clearly forgot all about his regular ab workout.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Hey, Ron, do you think you can hook me up with Mayor McCheese? His buns are smokin' hot!
Best of mpur
The real reason Obama won't show anyone his birth certificate.
Best of kam582
Hey clown boy, want to see my death star?
Best of Army of Mom
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... Ronald, will you get your hand off my ass? That is your hand, right?