Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I think we should bathe together

Divine Miss M

1. "Thanks, eHarmony!"

2. KISS Make-up FAIL!

3. When they want to get kinky, PETA couples like to dress up as Ronald McDonald and Dick Cheney.

4. ORA: "You'll love it, Darth. We all FLOAT down here."

5. In a deleted scene, Vader entertained the younglings before he slaughtered them.

Very Brady Best of Silhouette
It's as if billions of hamburgers suddenly cried out in terror, and then were suddenly served.

Best of Jack Reacher
Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are seen in a rare, unguarded moment.

Best of Rodney Dill
The Press was delighted that Obama and McCain were so chummy prior to the first debate.

Best of Adjustah
Nobody went home sober after the Hamburglar's Wedding.

Best of Double the U
Sir I *can not* give you two toys in your happy mea..ak..ak...ach.. ach...achh

Best of Chrees
"Go see my movie this weekend or the clown gets it."

Best of Dub
Once Darth started hanging out with Ronald, he clearly forgot all about his regular ab workout.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Hey, Ron, do you think you can hook me up with Mayor McCheese? His buns are smokin' hot!

Best of mpur
The real reason Obama won't show anyone his birth certificate.

Best of kam582
Hey clown boy, want to see my death star?

Best of Army of Mom
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... Ronald, will you get your hand off my ass? That is your hand, right?

35 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"We are clowns, and we vote!" This message paid for by the DNC.

Jack Reacher said...

CBS's crack investigative team poses for a photo before beginning work on researching the story of John Edwards' love child.

Jack Reacher said...

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are seen in a rare, unguarded moment.

Silhouette said...

It's as if billions of hamburgers suddenly cried out in terror, and then were suddenly served.

Silhouette said...

When eating our new salads, remember to use the fork.

Rodney Dill said...

"One Deathstar double decker to go?... uh you want TIEs widdat?"

Rodney Dill said...

The Press was deleted that Obama and McCain were so chummy prior to the first debate.

Rodney Dill said...

"Well actually these are the nerds you were looking for."

Adjustah said...

Nobody went home sober after the Hamburglar's Wedding.

Double the U said...

Sir I *can not* give you two toys in your happy mea..ak..ak...ach.. ach...achh

Rodney Dill said...

The Kaminoans turned out thousands of duplicate clowns for Darth Vader.

kg said...

Ronald, I am your Daddy. Let me show you the Dark Side of Folsom Street.

Army of Dad said...

Ronald is about to feel the true measure of the dark side.

Anonymous said...

In California, this is how a corporate merger becomes real without the possibility of SEC anti-trust tampering. All thanks to the 9th Circuit allowing alternative marriage.

Chrees said...

Nope...not lovin' it.

Chrees said...

"Go see my movie this weekend or the clown gets it."

Dub said...

Once Darth started hanging out with Ronald, he clearly forgot all about his regular ab workout.

Passionate Conservative said...

Nah, Ron, it's all good. Padime always talks about a threesome.

Passionate Conservative said...

The Folsom Street Fair, just before things got heated up.

Passionate Conservative said...

Darth, I think we need to go get tested.

Passionate Conservative said...

NAMBLA's new marketing campaign was a smash hit.

Passionate Conservative said...

Hey, Ron, do you think you can hook me up with Mayor McCheese? His buns are smokin' hot!

Passionate Conservative said...

Hey Darth, that Jar-Jar guy's got a real purty mouth!

mpur said...

Ebony and Ivory.

mpur said...

The real reason Obama won't show anyone his birth certificate.

Dub said...

Thanks to the subprime mess, Ronald and Darth have both lost their original homes and are now sharing a duplex in Bakersfield.

kam582 said...

Hey clown boy, want to see my death star?

Shayne said...

"Thanks, eHarmony!"

Best. One. Evah.

Army of Mom said...

Rodney Dill said...
"Well actually these are the nerds you were looking for."

*bowing down - we're not worthy!*

Knuckle bumps, my man.

Submariner said...

Darth; "There's a reason he serves the 'Big Mac' if ya know what I mean..."

Army of Mom said...

Ronald's red mouth
Darth's red light saber

Coincidence? I think not.

Army of Mom said...

ORA: Darth, is that a light saber in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Army of Mom said...

Dude, what did you eat? The Force is strong with this one.

Army of Mom said...

I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... Ronald, will you get your hand off my ass? That is your hand, right?

Submariner said...

Ronald's Morse code eye blinks;
H-E-S-F-O-R-C-E-I-N-G-M-E