Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I am so happy to be here

Brender


1. "Superdelegates? Naw, we're here to write the Democrat foreign policy platform."

2. While his mother rants on and on about "Bushitler's oil war," Billy uses ASL to ask for help from Child Protective Services.

3. Dennis Kucinich supporters arrive early at the convention to rally for the VP spot (since Obama needs someone more conservative to balance the ticket).

4. The Perky Dingbats and Sullen Teens Community Theater presents an adaptation of Stephen King's It.

5. "Those idiots at Rent-a-Mob f--ked it up again. We needed people to protest human cloning."

31 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I think we're all Bozos on this bus

Passionate Conservative said...

Senator Obama stood horrified at the knowledge that there was no difference in ideology between his delegates and the members of "Re-create 68."

Army of Dad said...

Al Gore claimed that getting all of them to ride in one car was one of his carbon offsets.

Rodney Dill said...

A little car pulled up out front, but Hillary supporters keep piling out... I think we're gonna have quite a convention.

duke of red said...

What will you be wearing when your laxative kicks in?

duke of red said...

Alyson Court was indicted today for human trafficking of Chinese slaves for use in her show, The Big Comfy Couch.

kam582 said...

Mom, it's me, your son. Remember the Democrat convention 12 years ago? That's right, your little tryst with Bill Clinton. I've come home.

Submariner said...

Don't bother, they're here...

Submariner said...

The crack "Best Of" Team arrives at Caption This! headquarters to select the winners for 8/15/08...

Submariner said...

Though you might think this is the entrance line for YearlyKOS, you'd be mistaken - FAR too orderly and well behaved.

Submariner said...

"Say, Toots; how 'bout puttin' your head under my hand and we talk about whatever pops up?"
Mini-Teddy Kennedy continues the family tradition.

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, the ChiComs had to recruit a second time for gymnastics judges when the first group of respondents proved over-qualified.

Rodney Dill said...

Congress' Bring you Kids To Work day.

Silhouette said...

The school district tried, but there is no 'cheering up' of delousing day.

Silhouette said...

"Wait here, kid. Ms. LaTourneau is still busy with #59."

Dub said...

With as flat chested as she is, I'd only give her a 0.60 score too.

Jack Reacher said...

"So this is the change we've been waiting for? Dude, we got totally screwed."

Jack Reacher said...

A look into the future, as Obama's cabinet arrives for an NSC briefing.

Jack Reacher said...

Experts at the State Department continue to fine-tune their Russia strategy to ensure continued success.

Jack Reacher said...

Experts at CIA prepare to announce the imminent invasion of Russia by Georgia. Or maybe it was the other way 'round.

Jack Reacher said...

What's at the other end of the line while you hear "Please hold; your call is very important to us."

Chrees said...

Students in Pointless Political Protests 101 now get college credit as well as "life lessons"

curly said...

The “Guess How Many Minutes The Live Birth Aborted Baby Will Survive In A Cold Dark Broom Closet Without Any Type Of Care Or Even Some Water” was a huge hit at the DNC convention in Denver.

curly said...

“606” was the near unanimous pick at the “Guess Which Number, When Added to 060, Best Describes Barack Hussein Obama” at the DNC convention in Denver.

curly said...

Meanwhile, at the “Guess Biden’s IQ” booth at the DNC convention in Denver…

curly said...

“I hear $60. Can I get $60.01? Going once, twice, three times…Sold! For $60 to the Code Pink Clown in way the back.” The low bids received to spend an afternoon with Michelle Obama shopping for earrings with her government Stimulus Check proved somewhat disappointing to the Obama pumpers.

Army of Mom said...

Live long and prosper! *honk, honk*

Army of Mom said...

Don't make me bitch slap you!

Submariner said...

Thanks to national focus groups, the chain went through "Cow Pattie's" and "Burger Jester" before deciding to name the franchise "Burger King."

Adjustah said...

Lining up for 'end-of-camp' "debriefing" at Kamp Krusty.

sonicfrog said...

Wait, wasn't the KOS Konvention in June?