1. "I just had a little Chinese girl an hour ago and I'm horny again."2. "Mrs Bush and I have an 'understanding'..."
3. "... In Tijuana, they refer to it as 'The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar Man.' But Cheney just calls it 'Last Thursday.'"
4. "Well, I am a cowboy, and I brought some rubbers. Close enough?"
5. "Amazon Women make snoo-snoo?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"I've been reaching across the aisle, picking up good ideas from the Democrats. So, who wants to be set for life as mother of my love-child?"
Best of Chrees
"I gotta say this is much better than kissing Putin's ass yet again."
Best of mpur
You know, I've gone almost 8 years without a sex scandal. Whaddya say we go out with a bang, huh?
Best of robert
You know, I was just tellin' Edwards that I don't need to sneak around some hotel in Vegas lookin' for a foursome. Y'all are too scrawny for Clinton but you're sho-nuff fine in my book.
Best of mega
Edwards, failing to understand normal human camaraderie, sent a handwritten note to Bush: "Hey, when you're done, can you send one of them up to my hotel room for sloppy seconds? I'm in my underwear, drunk, and ready to plant some DNA. Feed the poor! J.E."
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No, that is not a gold medal in my pocket.
"I've been reaching across the aisle, picking up good ideas from the Democrats. So, who wants to be set for life as mother of my love-child?"
"I've lifted my moratorium on drilling. How 'bout you?"
"I gotta say this is much better than kissing Putin's ass yet again."
Apparently its a new spin on Duck Duck Goose.... Bush Bush Bush Goob.
No, Mr. President, in spite of the name similarity, our games aren't televised on Spike TV...
You know, I've gone almost 8 years without a sex scandal. Whaddya say we go out with a bang, huh?
...and how many gooses
bring me a shrubbery.
You know, I see bushes, but there is a disturbing lack of tits in this picture.
mpur said...
You know, I see bushes, but there is a disturbing lack of tits in this picture.
MPUR...second from the left...a HUGE boob. Dont know how you missed it.
Bob, I think we need to airlift about a million of these girls in these uniforms to Iran. The mullahs won't stand a chance!
Dub falls in love with the six pack abs belonging to both players on the right before seeing the small wrinkle of belly fat on Walsh and breaking out the eye bleach.
You know, I was just tellin' Edwards that I don't need to sneak around some hotel in Vegas lookin' for a foursome.
Y'all are too scrawny for Clinton but you're sho-nuff fine in my book.
Retirement suited Bush well. His practice of adding one new babe to the compound for each active war-front Obama was mired in, was working out OK, though a bit exhausting.
Walsh continues to prove the 2nd law of thermodynamics wrong, by getting hotter and hotter every year as the rest of us decay.
Edwards, failing to understand normal human camaraderie, sent a handwritten note to Bush: "Hey, when you're done, can you send one of them up to my hotel room for sloppy seconds? I'm in my underwear, drunk, and ready to plant some DNA. Feed the poor! J.E."
At least with this president we don't ahve to worry about how Misti got the sand on her knees. With a Clinton it might not have been volleyball.
Another change from 8 years ago is that it looks like Walsh is pinching the president's ass, not the other way around.
How many Bushes? I think this is going to require more hands on research than you have time for.
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