1. "I just had a little Chinese girl an hour ago and I'm horny again."
2. "Mrs Bush and I have an 'understanding'..."
3. "... In Tijuana, they refer to it as 'The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar Man.' But Cheney just calls it 'Last Thursday.'"
4. "Well, I am a cowboy, and I brought some rubbers. Close enough?"
5. "Amazon Women make snoo-snoo?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"I've been reaching across the aisle, picking up good ideas from the Democrats. So, who wants to be set for life as mother of my love-child?"
Best of Chrees
"I gotta say this is much better than kissing Putin's ass yet again."
Best of mpur
You know, I've gone almost 8 years without a sex scandal. Whaddya say we go out with a bang, huh?
Best of robert
You know, I was just tellin' Edwards that I don't need to sneak around some hotel in Vegas lookin' for a foursome. Y'all are too scrawny for Clinton but you're sho-nuff fine in my book.
Best of mega
Edwards, failing to understand normal human camaraderie, sent a handwritten note to Bush: "Hey, when you're done, can you send one of them up to my hotel room for sloppy seconds? I'm in my underwear, drunk, and ready to plant some DNA. Feed the poor! J.E."