Monday, August 11, 2008

How Many Bushes in this Picture?

Schneider

1. "I just had a little Chinese girl an hour ago and I'm horny again."

2. "Mrs Bush and I have an 'understanding'..."

3. "... In Tijuana, they refer to it as 'The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar Man.' But Cheney just calls it 'Last Thursday.'"

4. "Well, I am a cowboy, and I brought some rubbers. Close enough?"

5. "Amazon Women make snoo-snoo?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"I've been reaching across the aisle, picking up good ideas from the Democrats. So, who wants to be set for life as mother of my love-child?"

Best of Chrees
"I gotta say this is much better than kissing Putin's ass yet again."

Best of mpur
You know, I've gone almost 8 years without a sex scandal. Whaddya say we go out with a bang, huh?

Best of robert
You know, I was just tellin' Edwards that I don't need to sneak around some hotel in Vegas lookin' for a foursome. Y'all are too scrawny for Clinton but you're sho-nuff fine in my book.

Best of mega
Edwards, failing to understand normal human camaraderie, sent a handwritten note to Bush: "Hey, when you're done, can you send one of them up to my hotel room for sloppy seconds? I'm in my underwear, drunk, and ready to plant some DNA. Feed the poor! J.E."

21 comments:

The Man said...

No, that is not a gold medal in my pocket.

Jack Reacher said...

"I've been reaching across the aisle, picking up good ideas from the Democrats. So, who wants to be set for life as mother of my love-child?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I've lifted my moratorium on drilling. How 'bout you?"

Chrees said...

"I gotta say this is much better than kissing Putin's ass yet again."

Dub said...

Apparently its a new spin on Duck Duck Goose.... Bush Bush Bush Goob.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

No, Mr. President, in spite of the name similarity, our games aren't televised on Spike TV...

mpur said...

You know, I've gone almost 8 years without a sex scandal. Whaddya say we go out with a bang, huh?

Rodney Dill said...

...and how many gooses

Rodney Dill said...

bring me a shrubbery.

mpur said...

You know, I see bushes, but there is a disturbing lack of tits in this picture.

Dub said...

mpur said...
You know, I see bushes, but there is a disturbing lack of tits in this picture.


MPUR...second from the left...a HUGE boob. Dont know how you missed it.

Passionate Conservative said...

Bob, I think we need to airlift about a million of these girls in these uniforms to Iran. The mullahs won't stand a chance!

Army of Dad said...

Dub falls in love with the six pack abs belonging to both players on the right before seeing the small wrinkle of belly fat on Walsh and breaking out the eye bleach.

robert said...

You know, I was just tellin' Edwards that I don't need to sneak around some hotel in Vegas lookin' for a foursome.

Y'all are too scrawny for Clinton but you're sho-nuff fine in my book.

mega said...

Retirement suited Bush well. His practice of adding one new babe to the compound for each active war-front Obama was mired in, was working out OK, though a bit exhausting.

mega said...

Walsh continues to prove the 2nd law of thermodynamics wrong, by getting hotter and hotter every year as the rest of us decay.

mega said...

Edwards, failing to understand normal human camaraderie, sent a handwritten note to Bush: "Hey, when you're done, can you send one of them up to my hotel room for sloppy seconds? I'm in my underwear, drunk, and ready to plant some DNA. Feed the poor! J.E."

Army of Dad said...

At least with this president we don't ahve to worry about how Misti got the sand on her knees. With a Clinton it might not have been volleyball.

Army of Dad said...

Another change from 8 years ago is that it looks like Walsh is pinching the president's ass, not the other way around.

lawhawk said...

How many Bushes? I think this is going to require more hands on research than you have time for.