Saturday, August 23, 2008

Hosed

Americana
1. ORA: "Look, Guys, I'm Peter North!"

2. The Denver Police Department's Delousing Squad prepares for the arrest of 'Recreate 68' protesters.

3. The Denver Fire Department checks its equipment in advance of "American Flag Bonfire Night" at the Democrat National Convention.

4. "OK, Mr. Moore. Turn around and we'll get your back."

5. Bull Connor's Great Grandson couldn't help but feel that "Firemen's Day" was lacking something.

Best of Jack Reacher
Most boys who got the opportunity dreamed of becoming firefighters, but young Andy Sullivan had a different reaction to handling the large, powerful hose.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Little Charles had one talent, and it was to help John Nance Garner fill buckets.

Best of sonicfrog
That's how Obama became clean, now we just want to see how he became articulate.

Best of Dub
This "Caption This!" photo brought to you by Flomax.
Flomax, helping Grandpa remember what it was like when he was little Timmy's age.

14 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Most boys who got the opportunity dreamed of becoming firefighters, but young Andy Sullivan had a different reaction to handling the large, powerful hose.

Jack Reacher said...

EYE DROPS--UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Six Degrees of Blondness said...

Demmit, Johnny! I told you to go potty before we left the house!

Passionate Conservative said...

Howard: How many teensy weensy glasses of beer did you have?

Richie: Seventy-two.

Passionate Conservative said...

It's a mad house! A mad house!

Passionate Conservative said...

Little Charles had one talent, and it was to help John Nance Garner fill buckets.

sonicfrog said...

That's how Obama became clean, now we just want to see how he became articulate.

Army of Dad said...

Well now we know why the fire chief's lawn is still green during the drought.

Rodney Dill said...

A special prosthetic device was needed for Beauregard to write his name in the snow.

racerboy said...

Looks like the Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus has finally arrived in Enumclaw.

Submariner said...

FIRE ISLAND HOSE DOWN - UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Over the blaring sirens, Sam had heard Fred "Old Faithful" McDoogal's anguished cry- "STOP!!! I GOTTA PEE NOW!!!" and instinctively pulled to the curb. Too bad... just 2 more minutes and they coulda put the 4-alarm blaze down single-handedly. so to speak

Silhouette said...

It's the same thing every Thursday.

Dub said...

This "Caption This!" photo brought to you by Flomax.

Flomax, helping Grandpa remember what it was like when he was little Timmy's age.