1. 85 million years ago, Dorkoraptors were the terrors of the Cretaceous savanna.
2. Tropical Storm Fay packed some hella-crosswinds.
3. White Men and Some Chick in Weird Red Kangaroo Costumes *Can* Jump.
4. The entire road company of "Barney on Ice" was wiped out today when their chartered jet disintegrated in mid-air.
5. Making the Chinese characters for "Y-M-C-A" requires some creative adaptation.
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Obama's potential VP choices didn't look like any presidents on US currency either.
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Iran's claim that Jewish commandos had landed on its shores was backed up with poorly-photoshopped suspect photos.
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"California Demons, on such a summer's day."
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Strap-on Dildoez....UR PUTTIN DEM ON BACKWURDS!!
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What happens when Clifford the Big Red Dog scratches his fleas.
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I see the Bloodhound Gang is trying to get back the remaining 12 minutes of fame they lost.
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To relax, Cheney liked to get in some skeet shooting on the weekends...
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Encountering a herd of levitating kangarooists is one of the most anticipated events Nepalese tourists expect to have on the Zen Serengeti Safari. Ohm Ohm Ohm
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SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
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Look, it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's, just what the hell is that anyhow?
Nobody thought that Kangaroo synchronized grass exercise would become an Olympic event until the Chinese perfected it.
The Democrat convention goers got a kick out of the intermission entertainment. They thought that the Daily Kos interpretation of Obama's platform was quite good.
The Peoples Republic of Santa Cruz lobbied the IOC to include Synchronized Protesting.
(The IOC forwarded their request on to Special Olympics.)
Commander in Chief Obama introduces the Army's new uniform.
Beezlebub, Beezlebob, and Beezlebea
Obama's potential VP choices didn't look like any presidents on US currency either.
Andrew Lloyd Webber's retelling of Inferno lacked Dante's gravitas, but made up for it with fun post-modern kitsh.
Iran's claim that Jewish commandos had landed on its shores was backed up with poorly-photoshopped suspect photos.
Three horny little devils at the beach.
That's it! No more cabbage and beans for dinner!
"California Demons, on such a summer's day."
(with apologies to The Mamas and the Papas)
Strap-on Dildoez....YOU'RE PUTTING THEM ON BACKWARDS!!
What happens when Clifford the Big Red Dog scratches his fleas.
I see the Bloodhound Gang is trying to get back the remaining 12 minutes of fame they lost.
"Faster! The Obama bus is gaining on us!"
To relax, Cheney liked to get in some skeet shooting on the weekends...
Don't sh*t in your spandex, kids. What? I'm just sayin'.
Everyone was baffled that the Principality of Liechtenstein's Olympic hurdling team seemed to be mocking the event. That was, until Bob Costas translated the word "hurdling" into Liechtensteinian.
Encountering a herd of levitating kangarooists is one of the most anticipated events Nepalese tourists expect to have on the Zen Serengeti Safari. Ohm Ohm Ohm
I didn't know that global warming caused accelerated evolution....
Miramar Pictures presents:
"Kanga, Roo and Piglet: Outback Menage-a-trois"
coming in theatres near you this fall
Hillary supporters choreograph their convention "outburst."
I apologize for this ahead of time, but somebody just HAS to say it...
"Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in?"
(And BOY did the guy in the middle ever need one! OUCH!)
Word Verification: oeogspt
Good one!
Chrees said...
The Peoples Republic of Santa Cruz lobbied the IOC to include Synchronized Protesting.
(The IOC forwarded their request on to Special Olympics.)
Elf on right: "Are you sure this is the way to Invesco Field?"
SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
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