Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Hellzapoppin'




1. 85 million years ago, Dorkoraptors were the terrors of the Cretaceous savanna.

2. Tropical Storm Fay packed some hella-crosswinds.

3. White Men and Some Chick in Weird Red Kangaroo Costumes *Can* Jump.

4. The entire road company of "Barney on Ice" was wiped out today when their chartered jet disintegrated in mid-air.

5. Making the Chinese characters for "Y-M-C-A" requires some creative adaptation.

Best of Rodney Dill
Obama's potential VP choices didn't look like any presidents on US currency either.

Best of mega
Iran's claim that Jewish commandos had landed on its shores was backed up with poorly-photoshopped suspect photos.

Best of Passionate Conservative
"California Demons, on such a summer's day."

Best of Dub
Strap-on Dildoez....UR PUTTIN DEM ON BACKWURDS!!

Best of mpur
What happens when Clifford the Big Red Dog scratches his fleas.

Best of Army of Dad
I see the Bloodhound Gang is trying to get back the remaining 12 minutes of fame they lost.

Best of Adjustah
To relax, Cheney liked to get in some skeet shooting on the weekends...

Best of Carpe Plogiston
Encountering a herd of levitating kangarooists is one of the most anticipated events Nepalese tourists expect to have on the Zen Serengeti Safari. Ohm Ohm Ohm

Best of Submariner
SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!

27 comments:

kam582 said...

Look, it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's, just what the hell is that anyhow?

kam582 said...

Nobody thought that Kangaroo synchronized grass exercise would become an Olympic event until the Chinese perfected it.

kam582 said...

The Democrat convention goers got a kick out of the intermission entertainment. They thought that the Daily Kos interpretation of Obama's platform was quite good.

Chrees said...

The Peoples Republic of Santa Cruz lobbied the IOC to include Synchronized Protesting.

(The IOC forwarded their request on to Special Olympics.)

Van Helsing said...

Commander in Chief Obama introduces the Army's new uniform.

Rodney Dill said...

Beezlebub, Beezlebob, and Beezlebea

Rodney Dill said...

Obama's potential VP choices didn't look like any presidents on US currency either.

mega said...

Andrew Lloyd Webber's retelling of Inferno lacked Dante's gravitas, but made up for it with fun post-modern kitsh.

mega said...

Iran's claim that Jewish commandos had landed on its shores was backed up with poorly-photoshopped suspect photos.

Passionate Conservative said...

Three horny little devils at the beach.

Passionate Conservative said...

That's it! No more cabbage and beans for dinner!

Passionate Conservative said...

"California Demons, on such a summer's day."

(with apologies to The Mamas and the Papas)

Dub said...

Strap-on Dildoez....YOU'RE PUTTING THEM ON BACKWARDS!!

mpur said...

What happens when Clifford the Big Red Dog scratches his fleas.

Army of Dad said...

I see the Bloodhound Gang is trying to get back the remaining 12 minutes of fame they lost.

Jack Reacher said...

"Faster! The Obama bus is gaining on us!"

Adjustah said...

To relax, Cheney liked to get in some skeet shooting on the weekends...

Adjustah said...

Don't sh*t in your spandex, kids. What? I'm just sayin'.

Carpe Plogiston said...

Everyone was baffled that the Principality of Liechtenstein's Olympic hurdling team seemed to be mocking the event. That was, until Bob Costas translated the word "hurdling" into Liechtensteinian.

Carpe Plogiston said...

Encountering a herd of levitating kangarooists is one of the most anticipated events Nepalese tourists expect to have on the Zen Serengeti Safari. Ohm Ohm Ohm

sonicfrog said...

I didn't know that global warming caused accelerated evolution....

Submariner said...

Miramar Pictures presents:
"Kanga, Roo and Piglet: Outback Menage-a-trois"
coming in theatres near you this fall

Submariner said...

Hillary supporters choreograph their convention "outburst."

Mr. Right said...

I apologize for this ahead of time, but somebody just HAS to say it...

"Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in?"

(And BOY did the guy in the middle ever need one! OUCH!)


Word Verification: oeogspt

Army of Mom said...

Good one!

Chrees said...
The Peoples Republic of Santa Cruz lobbied the IOC to include Synchronized Protesting.

(The IOC forwarded their request on to Special Olympics.)

Jay Guevara said...

Elf on right: "Are you sure this is the way to Invesco Field?"

Submariner said...

SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!