1. Unfortunately, Putin mistook Bush's signal for "I'd totally hit the volleyball chick" as tacit permission to invade Georgia.
2. "Atsa SPICY Meatball!"
3. Bush suggests an alternative to the Obama "O" salute using the international sign-language for "asshole."
4. "Laura, watch me fling this booger onto the blond chick's neck."
5. Apparently, Bush doesn't think much of McCain's chances either.
Best of Army of Dad
Damn, now I know why they said not to drink the water here!
Best of mega
White people just shouldn't do gang signs, it's that simple.
Best of Adjustah
"Aw, Geez! I think I just totally sharted!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
George: See the chick to my right? I hit that. It was OK.
Laura: See the guy to my left? I had him. He was this small.
Best of kam582
When Laura asked George how his meeting with the beach volleyball team went, he replied, "Mission Accomplished".
Best of Dub
Hey George, how much can I expect to collect from Social Security when I retire?
Best of Jack Reacher
PINEAPPLE XPRESS--U R DOIN IT WRONG!
Best of curly
Up next on “Celebrity Shadow Puppets”: President Bush and the First Lady recreate the chariot scene from “Ben Hur”.
Best of Submariner
Holy Elihu; I'm so baked!
Am I still holding the roach, Laura?