Monday, August 18, 2008

He likes what he sees

Schneider

1. Unfortunately, Putin mistook Bush's signal for "I'd totally hit the volleyball chick" as tacit permission to invade Georgia.

2. "Atsa SPICY Meatball!"

3. Bush suggests an alternative to the Obama "O" salute using the international sign-language for "asshole."

4. "Laura, watch me fling this booger onto the blond chick's neck."

5. Apparently, Bush doesn't think much of McCain's chances either.

Best of Army of Dad
Damn, now I know why they said not to drink the water here!

Best of mega
White people just shouldn't do gang signs, it's that simple.

Best of Adjustah
"Aw, Geez! I think I just totally sharted!"

Best of Passionate Conservative
George: See the chick to my right? I hit that. It was OK.
Laura: See the guy to my left? I had him. He was this small.

Best of kam582
When Laura asked George how his meeting with the beach volleyball team went, he replied, "Mission Accomplished".

Best of Dub
Hey George, how much can I expect to collect from Social Security when I retire?

Best of Jack Reacher
PINEAPPLE XPRESS--U R DOIN IT WRONG!

Best of curly
Up next on “Celebrity Shadow Puppets”: President Bush and the First Lady recreate the chariot scene from “Ben Hur”.

Best of Submariner
Holy Elihu; I'm so baked!
Am I still holding the roach, Laura?

31 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Damn, now I know why they said not to drink the water here!

Army of Dad said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

mega said...

Talk about bad luck - putting the stadium-filling mannequins right in front of the Bushes, thus exposing Chinese perfidy to the entire globe.

mega said...

Next time, Mr President, don't play grab-ass with Misty May in the hotel room, and maybe Laura won't have to let the whole friekin' world know what happened, fair?

mega said...

White people just shouldn't do gang signs, it's that simple.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After the cheerleader's halftime wardrobe malfunction, The Shrub attempts Clinton's classic silent pick up - "Mine's this big" Judges gave him a 4.7, 6.3, 5.9, 5.2.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Young Barbara reportedly nudged dad, whispered, "Daddy, you're such a liar" and mumbled something about this being an example of inflation getting "out of hand."

Adjustah said...

"Aw, Geez! I think I just totally sharted!"

Passionate Conservative said...

Wow. The kung pao chicken kicked in just in time to watch the women volleyballers.

Passionate Conservative said...

George: See the chick to my right? I hit that. It was OK.

Laura: See the guy to my left? I had him. He was this small.

Passionate Conservative said...

George takes a long toke.

kam582 said...

When Laura asked George how his meeting with the beach volleyball team went, he replied, "Mission Accomplished".

Dub said...

Hey George, how big is the hole that you've put into the ass of America?

Dub said...

Hey George, how much can I expect to collect from Social Security when I retire?

Dub said...

Hey George, how goes the effort to not find Bin Laden?

Dub said...

Hey George, your other daughter is much hotter, ok?

Dub said...

Hey George, what are the odds of McCain winning thanks to your legacy?

Chrees said...

George reacting to Dara Torres: MILF, it does a body good.

Jack Reacher said...

PINEAPPLE XPRESS--U R DOIN IT WRONG!

curly said...

Sizzlin' caps, curly!

curly said...

Up next on “Celebrity Shadow Puppets”: President Bush and the First Lady recreate the chariot scene from “Ben Hur”.

curly said...

President Bush addresses the ‘opposing thumbs' challenge.

curly said...

President Bush uses hand signs to communicate with the deaf and the logically impaired Pelosi moonbats.

curly said...

In the George Bush version of “The Itsy Bitsy Spider”, the ‘spider’ is middle class America, the ‘waterspout’ is ‘the American Dream’, the ‘rain’ is the election of Obama, and there is no ‘sun’.

Submariner said...

Is that Alfred E. Newman sittin' in front of Laura? I'm just askin'...

Submariner said...

According to the Weakly KOS caption;

"Chimpy McBusHitler gives the sign that Haliburton has been given a sole-source contract to run the rest of the 2008 summer Olympics..."

Submariner said...

When Aljezeera ran this photo, thirteen fatwahs were issued against President Bush for making the "sign of Mo without paying dhimmi-tax..."

Submariner said...

Holy Elihu; I'm so baked!
Am I still holding the roach, Laura?

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey George, what's Obama actually accomplished?"

Word verification: jaxaf!

jbinnout said...

At the tennis venue, President Bush does his John McEnroe impersonation.

curly said...

O-tay!