Monday, August 25, 2008

Hand to Mouth

Schneider


1. Chelsea learned at a young age how to get her daddy's attention.

2. A Stanford education wasted on someone too dumb to even make the One Salute.

3. "Sooooooooooo-ey! Suey! Suey!! Sooooooooooooo-ey! Aw, Screw it. Yo, Monica, over here!"

4. "And now my impression of Andrew Sullivan visiting a bus station men's room."

5. "Who stole my hot dog? Damn you, Michael Moore!"

Best of Chrees
ORA: "Hey hey, ho ho, this penis party's got to go!"

Best of Dub
"I'm ready to inflate the cowboy!"

Best of Passionate Conservative
The invisible man gets his brains blown out.

Best of Army of Mom
Hey good looking, I'll be back to pick you up later.

Best of Army of Mom
I CAN HAZ BIG BLK ... wait, dad, I was texting ... gimme back the phone!

Best of Submariner
Living demonstration of CSN&Y's "Teach Your Children Well."

30 comments:

Double the U said...

Mom, all the racist-feminist are over here!

Passionate Conservative said...

There's a career in politics for this young lady.

Dub said...

The Clintons can always make room for Obama at the convention.

Dub said...

The form is good, the mouth opening looks decent...but with that display of teeth involved, I can understand why Chelsea is still single (well, that and the horse-face).

Jack Reacher said...

"I don't understand; it's like Kobe is ignoring me."

mpur said...

It's good to see Chelsea carrying on the family traditions.

Army of Dad said...

Oh say, can you scream

Chrees said...

ORA: "Hey hey, ho ho, this penis party's got to go!"

Dub said...

"I'm ready to inflate the cowboy!"

Passionate Conservative said...

The invisible man gets his brains blown out.

Rodney Dill said...

Sausage Fest!

Passionate Conservative said...

If not for the blurry balding guy, I could be able to see her t*ts.

Army of Mom said...

Don't yell at me, Wilbur, I'm not your wife.

Army of Mom said...

Hey good looking, I'll be back to pick you up later.

Army of Mom said...

MR. MICROPHONE: UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Army of Mom said...

Hello, I'm Mr. Ed.

Army of Mom said...

I said your ass looks big in those pants!

*Chelsea practices heckling Michelle Obama at the DNC con.

Army of Mom said...

I CAN HAZ BIG BLK ... wait, dad, I was texting ... gimme back the phone!

Army of Dad said...

Showing her full support for the ticket Chels shows everyone her "O face".

Adjustah said...

"Clock!? No, I said I love the..."

Rodney Dill said...

Too easy

Submariner said...

Chels shows why daddy now calls her the "Sausage Wallet."

Submariner said...

Living demonstration of CSN&Y's "Teach Your Children Well."

Submariner said...

Weeeellll, there was this ONE time at DNC camp...

Submariner said...

Daddy was so proud when Chels earned her merit badge due to his tutelage...

Submariner said...

OK, Mr. Edwards... So I need to put my hands like this?

Dub said...

Chelsea demonstrates her ability to eat an apple through a chain link fence.

Dub said...

Chelsea Clinton...she puts the anus in heinous.

Dub said...

(insert music note) Mama, dont let your babies grow up to be Clintons... (insert music note)

Anonymous said...

Another thing my wife won't do.
Of course this one's gonna have to be anonymous!