Saturday, August 30, 2008

The guy's fine, the plant is on esctasy

Brender


Best of Jack Reacher
Toyota's hybrid house plant saved a dollar a year on watering costs, and was priced at only $50 more than a comparable plant. The first run sold out in hours.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sure, the customer is always right... but Alice the florist lost it when the inscrutable Fung Lee began digging out earwax with one of her custom flower arrangements.

Best of Army of Dad
It rubs the lotus on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

9 comments:

Double the U said...

Japan once again does something great with technology, they combine a plant with a phone.

Submariner said...

It rearry started growing when I pray Rynard Skynard's "Free Bird."

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Jack Reacher said...

Toyota's hybrid house plant saved a dollar a year on watering costs, and was priced at only $50 more than a comparable plant. The first run sold out in hours.

2spothipshot said...

"Hu-ro? Yes, I rould rike to prace a correct car to my sistel in da Amizon lainfolest. BUWAHAHA! I just rove terring that run!"

2spothipshot said...

"Yeah, hello? Ma? Yeah Ma, you'll have to speak up, I have a giant leaf in my ear!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sure, the customer is always right... but Alice the florist lost it when the inscrutable Fung Lee began digging out earwax with one of her custom flower arrangements.

Pendark said...

Seriously man, those new age dudes had it right...plants sound like pianos.

Army of Dad said...

It rubs the lotus on its skin or else it gets the hose again!