Best of Jack Reacher
Toyota's hybrid house plant saved a dollar a year on watering costs, and was priced at only $50 more than a comparable plant. The first run sold out in hours.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sure, the customer is always right... but Alice the florist lost it when the inscrutable Fung Lee began digging out earwax with one of her custom flower arrangements.
Best of Army of Dad
It rubs the lotus on its skin or else it gets the hose again!