Saturday, August 23, 2008

Exit Light, Enter Night

Divine Miss M
1. "Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath! Ia! Beast of the woods with a thousand young!"

2. "Lord, Please let me develop large perky breasts and an ass like a 10 year old boy so I can be eye candy for Mr. Dub. Amen."

3. "And Please Lord, please let Mr. McCain pick a good conservative VP and drop dead ten minutes after taking the oath of office. Amen."

4. "Lord, please help Billy get over his energy drink addiction before his heart explodes, Amen."

5. "And, please, let someone see me on the milk carton and rescue me from Mr. Kennedy's basement."
Best of Passionate Conservative
...little Nancy was motionless, hoping that Gary Glitter would take the decoy first...

Best of lawhawk
Please let it be Biden... Please let it be Biden...

Best of Army of Dad
Please don't let me grow up to be a "bad" redhead girl who gets spankings all the time.

Best of Jack Reacher
"...and let any incriminating documents about McCain be real, with Dan Rather's fingerprints nowhere near them."

Best of mpur
And since You haven't bothered to answer me, I'm asking Obama for a pony.

Best of kam582
"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my Lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, it will be George Bush's fault."

Best of GregMan
"Please God, may I take a few moments of your time to tell you about Ron Paul?"

Best of Dub
The placement of the box of tissues clearly indicates that little Timmy sleeps in the other bed.

20 comments:

Mike Oxard said...

>>>

And please cleanse me of all my sins. Especially cleanse me after that elephant slide.....

>>>

Adjustah said...

"And please, don't forget to smite that pretend holier than thou do-gooder, captioning Christian, V the K..."

Passionate Conservative said...

...little Nancy was motionless, hoping that Gary Glitter would take the decoy first...

jj said...

Nancy Pelosi, the younger days:

Please comrade Beelzebub, deliver your son, The Savior, in my lifetime to cleanse this world of those conservative do-gooders.

lawhawk said...

Please let it be Biden... Please let it be Biden...

Army of Dad said...

Please don't let me grow up to be a "bad" redhead girl who gets spankings all the time.

wv: vknca (VtheK non christian a-hole?)

:D

prince of leaves said...

(Riffing off lawhawk)

"Thank you Lord for inspiring Obama to pick Biden. Now please make sure McCain doesn't pick some RINO for his veep."

(VtK: possible CapThis material of DNC moonbattery this week at www.peoplespresscollective.org.)

Achilles said...

"... and please let Joe Biden's face be eaten off by rats. Party Unity My Ass."

Passionate Conservative said...

Dr. Emmit Brown and Lindsay Lohan take the DeLorean back further than they should have.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and let any incriminating documents about McCain be real, with Dan Rather's fingerprints nowhere near them."

mpur said...

And since You haven't bothered to answer me, I'm asking Obama for a pony.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Please let V the K find my captions funny."

kam582 said...

If Babs Streisand had a daughter...

"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my Lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, it will be George Bush's fault."

kam582 said...

"and God bless mommy and daddy,and please Lord, I don't want to watch any more Olympic sob stories about some athlete's grandmother, oh, and by the way, what do you think about smiting NBC?"

GregMan said...

"Oh Great And Holy Obamessiah, please spare my parents from the re-edication camps, even if they are bitter, clinging, gun-loving, God-fearing non-arugula-eating rednecks. And please give me a pony."

GregMan said...

Little Cindy says her prayers for the last time before President Obamessiah bans Christianity in Merikkka.

GregMan said...

Should have been "Amerikkka". Duh.

GregMan said...

"Please God, may I take a few moments of your time to tell you about Ron Paul?"

Dub said...

A young Monica Lewinski practices spending time on her knees.

Dub said...

The placement of the box of tissues clearly indicates that little Timmy sleeps in the other bed.