Divine Miss M
1. "Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath! Ia! Beast of the woods with a thousand young!"
2. "Lord, Please let me develop large perky breasts and an ass like a 10 year old boy so I can be eye candy for Mr. Dub. Amen."
3. "And Please Lord, please let Mr. McCain pick a good conservative VP and drop dead ten minutes after taking the oath of office. Amen."
4. "Lord, please help Billy get over his energy drink addiction before his heart explodes, Amen."
5. "And, please, let someone see me on the milk carton and rescue me from Mr. Kennedy's basement."
Best of Passionate Conservative
...little Nancy was motionless, hoping that Gary Glitter would take the decoy first...
Best of lawhawk
Please let it be Biden... Please let it be Biden...
Best of Army of Dad
Please don't let me grow up to be a "bad" redhead girl who gets spankings all the time.
Best of Jack Reacher
"...and let any incriminating documents about McCain be real, with Dan Rather's fingerprints nowhere near them."
Best of mpur
And since You haven't bothered to answer me, I'm asking Obama for a pony.
Best of kam582
"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my Lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, it will be George Bush's fault."
Best of GregMan
"Please God, may I take a few moments of your time to tell you about Ron Paul?"
Best of Dub
The placement of the box of tissues clearly indicates that little Timmy sleeps in the other bed.