1. "Rich, smart jocks get all the good chicks! My daddy doesn't pay enough attention to me! I mean, 'End the War! Fight the Occupation!'"
2. "WEER AT UR CONVENTION. SMOKIN' UR WEEDS!"
3. "What do you mean 'What's with the patchouli-soaked bandanas?' Have you smelled us?"
4. "None of us has ever had a job. And we never will! Stupid Bush economy!"
5. Which of these 'Community Organizers' will be on the Dem ticket in 2036?"
Best of GregMan
Just then, the week long marathon of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy began, and the protest dispersed almost immediately.
Best of Army of Dad
When Sully saw the sticker on the protestor's bus that said "Cash, Grass or Ass-nonone rides for free" all he could mutter was "yes, please!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Run... the cops have deodorant!"
Best of Silhouette
"Free Georgia! No more Czar!
No rebirth of the U-S-S-R!"
Best of shoechick
Feelings...whoa, whoa, whoa feelings.
Best of Tim
-Spot the gay boy! one hint, he looks clean!
Best of mpur
These guys cleverly found a way around Denver's ban on carrying urine and feces.
Best of divine miss m
"Red Rover, Red Rover, let Andrew Sullivan come over!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
...If you can dodge a bath, you can dodge a cop...
Best of steve o
Red rover! Red rover!
Send Chelsea right over!
Best of lawhawk
Brenda would have been more impressed with John's effort if he had swapped the patchouli for deodorant just this once.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"2, 4, 6, 8,
Obama's going to articulate...
um, whatever his position is now...
um, on whatever."
Best of Adjustah
"Protest? Nah, man, I thought we were in line for Hannah Montana?"