Thursday, August 28, 2008

Copping a Feel Is a Universal Language

6 Degrees of Blondness and Kaptain Krude


Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"No, don't move. Let me have happy memory to take to reeducation camp."

Best of Army of Dad
Beach slow dance never really caught on as an Olympic sport.,,, Dammit!

Best of kam582
Please take me back to America with you. I don't want to work in factory.

Best of jeff
"Lance Bass. You introduce me?"

Best of Dub
Borderline lesbian moment....UR DOIN IT JUST FINE!

Best of Army of Mom
Oh big American girlfriend ...

Best of GregMan
"Me feel your butt long time."

Best of Submariner
mmmm, you give me grazed doughnut...

29 comments:

duke of red said...

"Your ass velly flat. You sure you not Chinese?"

Submariner said...

You been marking your territory V?

Kaptain Krude said...

"You know that somebody somewhere is going to make a caption of this picture, right?"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Oh! You use Pearl Cream on these cheeks too?"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"No, don't move. Let me have happy memory to take to reeducation camp."

Passionate Conservative said...

That damn Bush! No microfilm here!

Passionate Conservative said...

Can we go somewhere to be alone?

What, are you crazy? This is China! No one can be alone here. We have to have HLA in public!

Army of Dad said...

Well she did say she would spank her @ss in the final.

Army of Dad said...

Beach slow dance never really caught on as an Olympic sport.

Dub said...

"Dub was right. This is a rearry nice ass".

Submariner said...

Walsh's thought bubble; "I am so hungry for a little Chinese right now..."

kam582 said...

Please take me back to America with you. I don't want to work in factory.

jeff said...

Three girls... and one who looks like they might be confused.

"Can you get me tickets to Dancing with the Stars?"

"Lance Bass. You introduce me?"

Dub said...

Borderline lesbian moment....UR DOIN IT JUST FINE!

attmay said...

"Are you sure it's a traditional Chinese custom for the losers to feel up the winner? I still say she's a doughnut bumper."

Army of Mom said...

Doughnut bumper. *hee hee* I have to say that is the first time I've ever heard that one.

Army of Mom said...

Oh Misty. You have tiny hint of berry rorr. Dub no want you. I ruv you rong time.

Army of Mom said...

Oh big American girlfriend ...

Army of Mom said...

You creary never been to Chinese buffet. I have very fine sushi you eat.

Army of Mom said...

You want to see if want they say about a Chinese woman is true? It goes sideways and not up and down. I show you.

Army of Mom said...

They call me Sandy Cheeks.

Army of Mom said...

Goofus laughed and pointed and called them lesbians.

Gallant simply called them bisexuals and asked them for a threesome.

GregMan said...

"Me feel your butt long time."

GregMan said...

"Your butt are belong to us!"

GregMan said...

The only problem is, a half-hour later you want to get felt up again.

Mr. Right said...

"I rish I knew how to qrit you!"

Submariner said...

Basebarr - must not get election and make China rook bad...

Submariner said...

mmmm, you give me grazed doughnut...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

CHINA: "Ooooh, they really ARE tight!"
USA: "I'll send you a copy of the Buns of Steel video if you'll gently squeeze the other one again."