1. Kittens poop rainbows, elephants poop toddlers. It's all part of the Circle of Life.
2. Jim Carrey built his own version of the Neverland Ranch.
3. "Amateur," sniffed
4. And the Winner of Move-On-Dot-Org's Obama in 30 Seconds Ad Contest: "Neo-Cons Sh-t on our Children's Future."
5. Just one animal away from the perfect metaphor for relying on the MSM for news.
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A playground, designed by Richard Gere.
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Billy would go on to become a pioneer in the field of veterinary proctology.
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Like his cousin, Dump-bo had a body part that was overly large, and was eventually turned into a circus act.
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"If you put your ear against it, you can hear the African savanna."
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The Really Young Republicans Club.
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If you look at the bottom of the slide you can see little Joe Lieberman.
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Next time someone asks where you picked up your speculum fetish, think back to a certain Chuck E.
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Little Timmy mounts another assault after being pushed to the floor by an unexpected gust of flatus.
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It's called a "prolapse" and it's what's going to happen to the Republican party if McCain doesn't nominate a strong conservative as his running mate.
Never mind how I know that word.
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Q: What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?
A: Run around until you get pooped out!