1. Kittens poop rainbows, elephants poop toddlers. It's all part of the Circle of Life.2. Jim Carrey built his own version of the Neverland Ranch.
3. "Amateur," sniffed
4. And the Winner of Move-On-Dot-Org's Obama in 30 Seconds Ad Contest: "Neo-Cons Sh-t on our Children's Future."
5. Just one animal away from the perfect metaphor for relying on the MSM for news.
Best of Passionate Conservative
A playground, designed by Richard Gere.
Best of Van Helsing
Billy would go on to become a pioneer in the field of veterinary proctology.
Best of Silhouette
Like his cousin, Dump-bo had a body part that was overly large, and was eventually turned into a circus act.
Best of Jack Reacher
"If you put your ear against it, you can hear the African savanna."
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The Really Young Republicans Club.
Best of Army of Dad
If you look at the bottom of the slide you can see little Joe Lieberman.
Best of Carpe Plogiston
Next time someone asks where you picked up your speculum fetish, think back to a certain Chuck E.
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Little Timmy mounts another assault after being pushed to the floor by an unexpected gust of flatus.
Best of Steve O
It's called a "prolapse" and it's what's going to happen to the Republican party if McCain doesn't nominate a strong conservative as his running mate.
Never mind how I know that word.
Best of sonicfrog
Q: What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?
A: Run around until you get pooped out!
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A living suppository.
A playground, designed by Richard Gere.
...next on Dirty Jobs, Enemas for elephants...
Some days you're the elephant, other days you're the elephant shit.
From that day onward, Billy new he was destined to be a proctologist.
Like his cousin, Dump-bo had a body part that was overly large, and was eventually turned into a circus act.
These new Disney movies get stranger every year.
Human dung beetle: FAIL
"If you put your ear against it, you can hear the African savanna."
Wow, I didn't know they made an elephant sized Butt Out plug.
The Really Young Republicans Club.
If you look at the bottom of the slide you can see little Joe Lieberman.
Actually, if you look, I think all the butt jokes are misguided in that it would appear that the slide is aimed at the other hole.
I dont know if that makes it any better or not....and I certainly can not believe I am looking this closely at that picture.
That kid's parents must be conservatives trying to prepare him for life with Rupublicans.
PETA's new birth of baby elephant display.
Inseminating an artificial elephant requires a large turkey baster!
Where peanut butter REALLY comes from.
Next time someone asks where you picked up your speculum fetish, think back to a certain Chuck E. Cheese birthday party. That's why parents are cautioned that children are very impressionable.
Hello, Mr Dole, are you in there?
Little Timmy mounts another assault after being pushed to the floor by an unexpected gust of flatus.
Limmiwinks? Are you in there?
The Kiddy Koral at the Folsom Street Fair.
Metaphor for the VP selection process. Also, see picture below.
Odd, you would think that it would be popping out some rhinos considering the Party's candidate for president.
Actually, AoD, they should have the Rhino mounted on the elephant rather than the slide.
it dispenses liberals
It's called a "prolapse" and it's what's going to happen to the Republican party if McCain doesn't nominate a strong conservative as his running mate.
Never mind how I know that word.
Q: What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?
A: Run around until you get pooped out!
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