Friday, August 22, 2008

Continuing With Our Series of "Metaphors for the McCain Candidacy"


1. Kittens poop rainbows, elephants poop toddlers. It's all part of the Circle of Life.

2. Jim Carrey built his own version of the Neverland Ranch.

3. "Amateur," sniffed Mr. Slave Andrew Sullivan.

4. And the Winner of Move-On-Dot-Org's Obama in 30 Seconds Ad Contest: "Neo-Cons Sh-t on our Children's Future."

5. Just one animal away from the perfect metaphor for relying on the MSM for news.

Best of Passionate Conservative
A playground, designed by Richard Gere.

Best of Van Helsing
Billy would go on to become a pioneer in the field of veterinary proctology.

Best of Silhouette
Like his cousin, Dump-bo had a body part that was overly large, and was eventually turned into a circus act.

Best of Jack Reacher
"If you put your ear against it, you can hear the African savanna."

Best of mpur
The Really Young Republicans Club.

Best of Army of Dad
If you look at the bottom of the slide you can see little Joe Lieberman.

Best of Carpe Plogiston
Next time someone asks where you picked up your speculum fetish, think back to a certain Chuck E.

Best of robert
Little Timmy mounts another assault after being pushed to the floor by an unexpected gust of flatus.

Best of Steve O
It's called a "prolapse" and it's what's going to happen to the Republican party if McCain doesn't nominate a strong conservative as his running mate.
Never mind how I know that word.

Best of sonicfrog
Q: What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?
A: Run around until you get pooped out!

26 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

A living suppository.

Passionate Conservative said...

A playground, designed by Richard Gere.

Passionate Conservative said...

...next on Dirty Jobs, Enemas for elephants...

Passionate Conservative said...

Some days you're the elephant, other days you're the elephant shit.

Van Helsing said...

From that day onward, Billy new he was destined to be a proctologist.

Silhouette said...

Like his cousin, Dump-bo had a body part that was overly large, and was eventually turned into a circus act.

Army of Dad said...

These new Disney movies get stranger every year.

Army of Dad said...

Human dung beetle: FAIL

Jack Reacher said...

"If you put your ear against it, you can hear the African savanna."

Army of Dad said...

Wow, I didn't know they made an elephant sized Butt Out plug.

mpur said...

The Really Young Republicans Club.

Army of Dad said...

If you look at the bottom of the slide you can see little Joe Lieberman.

Dub said...

Actually, if you look, I think all the butt jokes are misguided in that it would appear that the slide is aimed at the other hole.

I dont know if that makes it any better or not....and I certainly can not believe I am looking this closely at that picture.

Army of Dad said...

That kid's parents must be conservatives trying to prepare him for life with Rupublicans.

Army of Dad said...

PETA's new birth of baby elephant display.

Army of Dad said...

Inseminating an artificial elephant requires a large turkey baster!

Dub said...

Where peanut butter REALLY comes from.

Carpe Plogiston said...

Next time someone asks where you picked up your speculum fetish, think back to a certain Chuck E. Cheese birthday party. That's why parents are cautioned that children are very impressionable.

kam582 said...

Hello, Mr Dole, are you in there?

robert said...

Little Timmy mounts another assault after being pushed to the floor by an unexpected gust of flatus.

Limmiwinks? Are you in there?

The Kiddy Koral at the Folsom Street Fair.

Chrees said...

Metaphor for the VP selection process. Also, see picture below.

Army of Dad said...

Odd, you would think that it would be popping out some rhinos considering the Party's candidate for president.

mpur said...

Actually, AoD, they should have the Rhino mounted on the elephant rather than the slide.

Rodney Dill said...

it dispenses liberals

Steve O said...

It's called a "prolapse" and it's what's going to happen to the Republican party if McCain doesn't nominate a strong conservative as his running mate.

Never mind how I know that word.

sonicfrog said...

Q: What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?

A: Run around until you get pooped out!