Saturday, August 16, 2008

Boo-yah!

Fred Miranda


1. "Woo! I'm gonna score me some jersey hos! Woo!"

2. "I'm so f--kin' drunk!"

3. "I'm sleepin' in my underwear, watchin' Cinemax after midnight, and eatin' quarter pounders by the bag! Up yours, Mom!"

4. "Ozzie Rules!"

5. "... and I'd also like to thank our dark lord and master for rewarding his faithful minion with this championship. Hail Satan!"

Wicked Best of curly
"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing ‘God Bless America.' No, no, no, not God Bless America, God damn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people . . . God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America . . ."

Best of Van Helsing
Billy flies into a rage on learning that his Little League team has traded him to the Washington Nationals.

Best of Submariner
My turd measured this long; I WON Dad!

Best of Jack Reacher
"We're going on to Michigan, and Ohio, and Pennsylvania, and New York....Yeeeeaaarrrgh!"

Best of Whacko
"Kid, I'm gonna have to ask you to wipe that lugie off of my camera lens."

Best of Silhouette
"Go Land! Beat Sea and Air! Woooo hooo, land rules, baybee."

Best of Rodney Dill
SERENITY NOW!!!

Best of Adjustah
"Do you hear me V the K? I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian!"

Best of shoechick
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

Best of Army of Mom
I warn you not to underestimate my powers!

32 comments:

Van Helsing said...

Billy flies into a rage on learning that his Little League team has traded him to the Washington Nationals.

Passionate Conservative said...

Chuck prepares for the New Kids on the Block reunion tour.

Passionate Conservative said...

Chuck unexpectedly experienced his first bout of 'roid rage, and it wasn't pretty.

Passionate Conservative said...

Cthuhlu prepares to devour yet another victim.

Achilles said...

"Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! 9-11 was an inside job! Ron Paul!"

Submariner said...

Nair'd the coaches jock strap! YES!!!

Submariner said...

My turd measured this long; I WON Dad!

Submariner said...

I came to baseball camp a boy, but thanks to my counselor, I'm coming home a MAN!

Jack Reacher said...

Timmy's sudden success brought him many problems, eventually landing him in rehab due to a $20 a day Cocoa Puffs habit.

Jack Reacher said...

"We're going on to Michigan, and Ohio, and Pennsylvania, and New York....Yeeeeaaarrrgh!"

curly said...

"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing ‘God Bless America.' No, no, no, not God Bless America, God damn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people . . . God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America . . ."

curly said...

“Folks are just jammed up, and it’s gotten worse over my lifetime. And, doggone it, I’m young. I'm only nine years old!”

curly said...

LEAVE BARACK ALONE!

curly said...

Ritalin: the other white pill.

Whacko said...

"Kid, I'm gonna have to ask you to wipe that lugie off of my camera lens."

Silhouette said...

"Go Land! Beat Sea and Air! Woooo hooo, land rules, baybee."

Adjustah said...

"And I walked in on my sister in the locker room doin' some guy that was, like THIS long, and I was like, all, 'Awww, GROSS!!'"

Chrees said...

Hannah Montana... call me!

Army of Dad said...

"I'm going to the Water park!"

Army of Dad said...

Billy got Tim back for hitting him in league play by giving him a cup check on national TV.

Army of Dad said...

Gallant smiled nicely for the camera so mother would be proud. Goofus screamed "Rock on!"

mega said...

Once again, the Land team celebrates its decisive victory over the ocean dwellers, continuing its five million year winning streak. Yet, as we party, the gentle dolphins and sea bass cry in defeat and humiliation. Is it not time for us to make peace with our aquatic brothers?

Rodney Dill said...

SERENITY NOW!!!

Rodney Dill said...

POLO!!!

Adjustah said...

"Do you hear me V the K? I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian!"

Dub said...

This is how Michael used his fingers and mouth, right before giving me a shirt to commemorate my visit to Never Never Land.

shoechick said...

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

Rodney Dill said...

"LeeRoy JENKINS"

Army of Mom said...

I warn you not to underestimate my powers!

Army of Mom said...

Evan Almighty at work, once again.

Army of Mom said...

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?

Submariner said...

ORA:

Moments later, young Roy Hobbs was shot by a 4th grader's younger brother.