1. "Woo! I'm gonna score me some jersey hos! Woo!"
2. "I'm so f--kin' drunk!"
3. "I'm sleepin' in my underwear, watchin' Cinemax after midnight, and eatin' quarter pounders by the bag! Up yours, Mom!"
4. "Ozzie Rules!"
5. "... and I'd also like to thank our dark lord and master for rewarding his faithful minion with this championship. Hail Satan!"
Wicked Best of curly
"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing ‘God Bless America.' No, no, no, not God Bless America, God damn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people . . . God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America . . ."
Best of Van Helsing
Billy flies into a rage on learning that his Little League team has traded him to the Washington Nationals.
Best of Submariner
My turd measured this long; I WON Dad!
Best of Jack Reacher
"We're going on to Michigan, and Ohio, and Pennsylvania, and New York....Yeeeeaaarrrgh!"
Best of Whacko
"Kid, I'm gonna have to ask you to wipe that lugie off of my camera lens."
Best of Silhouette
"Go Land! Beat Sea and Air! Woooo hooo, land rules, baybee."
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of Adjustah
"Do you hear me V the K? I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian!"
Best of shoechick
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!
Best of Army of Mom
I warn you not to underestimate my powers!