1. "Woo! I'm gonna score me some jersey hos! Woo!"
2. "I'm so f--kin' drunk!"
3. "I'm sleepin' in my underwear, watchin' Cinemax after midnight, and eatin' quarter pounders by the bag! Up yours, Mom!"
4. "Ozzie Rules!"
5. "... and I'd also like to thank our dark lord and master for rewarding his faithful minion with this championship. Hail Satan!"
Wicked Best of curly
"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing ‘God Bless America.' No, no, no, not God Bless America, God damn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people . . . God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America . . ."
Best of Van Helsing
Billy flies into a rage on learning that his Little League team has traded him to the Washington Nationals.
Best of Submariner
My turd measured this long; I WON Dad!
Best of Jack Reacher
"We're going on to Michigan, and Ohio, and Pennsylvania, and New York....Yeeeeaaarrrgh!"
Best of Whacko
"Kid, I'm gonna have to ask you to wipe that lugie off of my camera lens."
Best of Silhouette
"Go Land! Beat Sea and Air! Woooo hooo, land rules, baybee."
Best of Rodney Dill
SERENITY NOW!!!
Best of Adjustah
"Do you hear me V the K? I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian!"
Best of shoechick
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!
Best of Army of Mom
I warn you not to underestimate my powers!
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Billy flies into a rage on learning that his Little League team has traded him to the Washington Nationals.
Chuck prepares for the New Kids on the Block reunion tour.
Chuck unexpectedly experienced his first bout of 'roid rage, and it wasn't pretty.
Cthuhlu prepares to devour yet another victim.
"Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! 9-11 was an inside job! Ron Paul!"
Nair'd the coaches jock strap! YES!!!
My turd measured this long; I WON Dad!
I came to baseball camp a boy, but thanks to my counselor, I'm coming home a MAN!
Timmy's sudden success brought him many problems, eventually landing him in rehab due to a $20 a day Cocoa Puffs habit.
"We're going on to Michigan, and Ohio, and Pennsylvania, and New York....Yeeeeaaarrrgh!"
"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing ‘God Bless America.' No, no, no, not God Bless America, God damn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people . . . God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America . . ."
“Folks are just jammed up, and it’s gotten worse over my lifetime. And, doggone it, I’m young. I'm only nine years old!”
LEAVE BARACK ALONE!
Ritalin: the other white pill.
"Kid, I'm gonna have to ask you to wipe that lugie off of my camera lens."
"Go Land! Beat Sea and Air! Woooo hooo, land rules, baybee."
"And I walked in on my sister in the locker room doin' some guy that was, like THIS long, and I was like, all, 'Awww, GROSS!!'"
Hannah Montana... call me!
"I'm going to the Water park!"
Billy got Tim back for hitting him in league play by giving him a cup check on national TV.
Gallant smiled nicely for the camera so mother would be proud. Goofus screamed "Rock on!"
Once again, the Land team celebrates its decisive victory over the ocean dwellers, continuing its five million year winning streak. Yet, as we party, the gentle dolphins and sea bass cry in defeat and humiliation. Is it not time for us to make peace with our aquatic brothers?
SERENITY NOW!!!
POLO!!!
"Do you hear me V the K? I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian!"
This is how Michael used his fingers and mouth, right before giving me a shirt to commemorate my visit to Never Never Land.
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!
"LeeRoy JENKINS"
I warn you not to underestimate my powers!
Evan Almighty at work, once again.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
ORA:
Moments later, young Roy Hobbs was shot by a 4th grader's younger brother.
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