Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Army of Mom said I had to


1. "Whoa. Simon Le Bon must be THIS BIG around!"

2. "Maybe some harsh noogies will get Johnny Weir off your dingle."

3. "Hey, you know, with that muscular upraised arm, you could model for Obama's 'Triumph of Socialism' posters."

4. "And if the Chinese are lucky, I'll show 'em my 'O' face."

5. "Did you get a look at Cheney's dingle?"

Wicked Best of mpur
I'm gonna melt down my 11 gold medals and make one big ass gold medal!

Best of Passionate Conservative
When asked to describe Mark Spitz' ego, Phelps smiled and gestured.

Best of Jack Reacher
Wow, David Schwimmer has really bulked up.

Best of Submariner
Less well publicized, Tom Cruise also proclaimed his love on Lloyd Bridges' show.

Best of Rodney Dill
MARCO!!!

Best of kam582
What do you mean that Chinese gymnast was only 13?!

Best of Submariner
ALL UR WURLD REKURDS R BELONG TO US

25 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

When asked to describe Mark Spitz' ego, Phelps smiled and gestured.

Passionate Conservative said...

Lougainis? Why, yes I did.

Jack Reacher said...

Wow, David Schwimmer has really bulked up.

Passionate Conservative said...

"This is how big that synchronized swimmer's coochie was."

mpur said...

I'm gonna melt down my 11 gold medals and make one big ass gold medal!

Submariner said...

Less well publicized, Tom Cruise also proclaimed his love on Lloyd Bridges' show.

Rodney Dill said...

MARCO!!!

Silhouette said...

"SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

kam582 said...

What do you mean that Chinese gymnast was only 13?!

Anonymous said...

Just for reference's sake, how does the one on the right score for you, Dub?

jj said...

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

Adjustah said...

"Who does a guy have to @#$% to get a couch??!", Tom Cuise asked Ben Stiller...

steve o said...

A swimmer from East Germany's woman's team removes her top to celebrate with an American.

Army of Mom said...

Wanna see my breast stroke?

Submariner said...

Tom Cruise does his best impression - Gavin Newsome.

Submariner said...

ALL UR WURLD REKURDS R BELONG TO US

Submariner said...

Aw, shucks, dude; that's not what I meant when I said I do the 100 meter fly...

Kaptain Krude said...

Army of Mom said:

Wanna see my breast stroke?

To which I reply:

Let me go get some popcorn.

Oh, hi, Army of Dad. Say, that's a mighty big handgun you have there. Ooh, look at the time, I have an... important... um, thing... uh, across town... can't stay, gotta go, see ya!

*runs off*

Chrees said...

I guess "smash" and "surrender" mean the same thing in French.

Submariner said...

Dammit, you idiots! Soylent Yellow is PEOPLE!

Submariner said...

I'm tellin' ya dude; I saw her boatin' and Rosie O's 'roids are like that!

Submariner said...

So Mini Me's studying proctology - who knew?

Submariner said...

Where will you be when the "brown note" plays?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"...so Sully did Phelpsie like this..."
"...and then I made a face like this!"