1. "Whoa. Simon Le Bon must be THIS BIG around!"
2. "Maybe some harsh noogies will get Johnny Weir off your dingle."
3. "Hey, you know, with that muscular upraised arm, you could model for Obama's 'Triumph of Socialism' posters."
4. "And if the Chinese are lucky, I'll show 'em my 'O' face."
5. "Did you get a look at Cheney's dingle?"
Wicked Best of mpur
I'm gonna melt down my 11 gold medals and make one big ass gold medal!
Best of Passionate Conservative
When asked to describe Mark Spitz' ego, Phelps smiled and gestured.
Best of Jack Reacher
Wow, David Schwimmer has really bulked up.
Best of Submariner
Less well publicized, Tom Cruise also proclaimed his love on Lloyd Bridges' show.
Best of Rodney Dill
MARCO!!!
Best of kam582
What do you mean that Chinese gymnast was only 13?!
Best of Submariner
ALL UR WURLD REKURDS R BELONG TO US
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When asked to describe Mark Spitz' ego, Phelps smiled and gestured.
Lougainis? Why, yes I did.
Wow, David Schwimmer has really bulked up.
"This is how big that synchronized swimmer's coochie was."
I'm gonna melt down my 11 gold medals and make one big ass gold medal!
Less well publicized, Tom Cruise also proclaimed his love on Lloyd Bridges' show.
MARCO!!!
"SHOW ME THE MONEY!"
What do you mean that Chinese gymnast was only 13?!
Just for reference's sake, how does the one on the right score for you, Dub?
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!
"Who does a guy have to @#$% to get a couch??!", Tom Cuise asked Ben Stiller...
A swimmer from East Germany's woman's team removes her top to celebrate with an American.
Wanna see my breast stroke?
Tom Cruise does his best impression - Gavin Newsome.
ALL UR WURLD REKURDS R BELONG TO US
Aw, shucks, dude; that's not what I meant when I said I do the 100 meter fly...
Army of Mom said:
Wanna see my breast stroke?
To which I reply:
Let me go get some popcorn.
Oh, hi, Army of Dad. Say, that's a mighty big handgun you have there. Ooh, look at the time, I have an... important... um, thing... uh, across town... can't stay, gotta go, see ya!
*runs off*
I guess "smash" and "surrender" mean the same thing in French.
Dammit, you idiots! Soylent Yellow is PEOPLE!
I'm tellin' ya dude; I saw her boatin' and Rosie O's 'roids are like that!
So Mini Me's studying proctology - who knew?
Where will you be when the "brown note" plays?
"...so Sully did Phelpsie like this..."
"...and then I made a face like this!"
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