Friday, August 29, 2008

And Dream of Sheep

Dill, Rod


1. And the first two sacrifices arrive at the Temple of Obama at Invesco Field.

2. NAMBLA holds its annual convention in Enumclaw.

3. Sheep exhibit a Pavlovian response to the sound of a zipper opening.

4. Ang Lee's remake of Babe put a paedo-bestial twist on the phrase "bah-ram-ewe."

5. "Form of ... a sheep" "Shape of... a midget lacrosse player!" The Wonder Twins plan to defeat Lex Luthor was... not well thought out.

Best of Passionate Conservative
"It's Rainin' Sheep," the newest hit on the Country Music Countdown, debuts at Number One. Voting was confidential.

Best of Army of Dad
Billy didn't need to count higher than one before this sheep put him to sleep.

Best of Dub
Justin Boots. When only the best will do while you're being sodomized by a sheep.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Will the delegate from San Francisco kindly replace the sheep and return to the voting floor?"

Best of Mephitis
Sheep Sex. u r duin it rong

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Johnny knew that other athletes shaved their bodies to increase speed, so he ignored granny's warning that hairs often grow back thicker.

Best of racerboy
In Soviet Russia, Sheep jumps on You!

Best of attmay
SEKSUL PURVURSHUN: UR DOIN IT RONG

Best of Artfldgr
With midget tossing now a crime in most cities, jim took the jobs he could

Best of Silhouette
Worst. Lint ball. Ever.

Best of mpur
It didn't take long for scientists to figure out that splicing Dolly's DNA with Hulk Hogan's was a huge mistake.

Best of Steve O
That's amazing! The sheep hardly EVER win these matches.

33 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Ewes Gone Wild

Passionate Conservative said...

A sample from the new website SILF.com

Passionate Conservative said...

Ms. O'Donnell forgot to shave her legs this morning. And her armpits. And her belly. And her back.

Passionate Conservative said...

"It's Rainin' Sheep," the newest hit on the Country Music Countdown, debuts at Number One. Voting was confidential.

Army of Dad said...

And his daddy wondered why little Billy grew up to be a goat roper.

Army of Dad said...

I wish I knew how to quit ewe.

Passionate Conservative said...

Ewe can beat your meat, but you can't beat a ewe.

Army of Dad said...

Only seconds before this his mother begged him not to ride "Billy you mutton ride!"

Passionate Conservative said...

I'm not sure this is the kind of change that Obama and Biden were calling for.

Army of Dad said...

Billy didn't need to count higher than one before this sheep put him to sleep.

Passionate Conservative said...

Ed Asner takes up professional wrestling.

Army of Dad said...

Baaad ride.

Army of Dad said...

Billy wear your helemt Justin case.

Army of Dad said...

I have a feeling this particular ewe is on her way to being a MLT, Mutton Lettuce and Tomato sandwich.

Passionate Conservative said...

The marketing plan to increase interest in Rodeo Events didn't make it past the testing stage.

Dub said...

Justin Boots. When only the best will do while you're being sodomized by a sheep.

Jack Reacher said...

"This is not the sheep I know! This is not the sheep I know, dammit!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Will the delegate from San Francisco kindly replace the sheep and return to the voting floor?"

Mephitis said...

Sheep Sex. u r duin it rong

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Johnny knew that other athletes shaved their bodies to increase speed, so he ignored granny's warning that hairs often grow back thicker.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ignoring pain and sleep doctors' warnings that he had more than just a monkey on his back, Timmy continued the Type A lifestyle - dirtbiking, popping OxyContin and counting sheep.

Dub said...

*giggles* I can see her sheep-toe

racerboy said...

In Soviet Russia, Sheep jumps on You!

attmay said...

SEKSUL PURVURSHUN: UR DOIN IT RONG

Artfldgr said...

one second i was playing pop warner somthing and wham, a sheep fell on me from out of the sky.

Artfldgr said...

when the hole opened in the rodeo and pee wee football players started crawling out, quick witted tex thought to plug the hole with a dead sheep.

Artfldgr said...

Screw tradition. I dont care if dad did it too. I want a nintendo like everyone else and no more of this hee haw crap.

Artfldgr said...

Sheep, I thought dad asked me if i wanted to ride a jeep.

Artfldgr said...

With midget tossing now a crime in most cities, jim took the jobs he could

Silhouette said...

Worst. Lint ball. Ever.

mpur said...

It didn't take long for scientists to figure out that splicing Dolly's DNA with Hulk Hogan's was a huge mistake.

Steve O said...

That's amazing! The sheep hardly EVER win these matches.

Submariner said...

ORA:

This time Les Nesman was dropping sheep for Easter. Yessiree, Bob - no repeat of the Thanksgiving fiasco for him!