1. And the first two sacrifices arrive at the Temple of Obama at Invesco Field.
2. NAMBLA holds its annual convention in Enumclaw.
3. Sheep exhibit a Pavlovian response to the sound of a zipper opening.
4. Ang Lee's remake of Babe put a paedo-bestial twist on the phrase "bah-ram-ewe."
5. "Form of ... a sheep" "Shape of... a midget lacrosse player!" The Wonder Twins plan to defeat Lex Luthor was... not well thought out.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"It's Rainin' Sheep," the newest hit on the Country Music Countdown, debuts at Number One. Voting was confidential.
Best of Army of Dad
Billy didn't need to count higher than one before this sheep put him to sleep.
Best of Dub
Justin Boots. When only the best will do while you're being sodomized by a sheep.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Will the delegate from San Francisco kindly replace the sheep and return to the voting floor?"
Best of Mephitis
Sheep Sex. u r duin it rong
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Johnny knew that other athletes shaved their bodies to increase speed, so he ignored granny's warning that hairs often grow back thicker.
Best of racerboy
In Soviet Russia, Sheep jumps on You!
Best of attmay
SEKSUL PURVURSHUN: UR DOIN IT RONG
Best of Artfldgr
With midget tossing now a crime in most cities, jim took the jobs he could
Best of Silhouette
Worst. Lint ball. Ever.
Best of mpur
It didn't take long for scientists to figure out that splicing Dolly's DNA with Hulk Hogan's was a huge mistake.
Best of Steve O
That's amazing! The sheep hardly EVER win these matches.