1. And the first two sacrifices arrive at the Temple of Obama at Invesco Field.
2. NAMBLA holds its annual convention in Enumclaw.
3. Sheep exhibit a Pavlovian response to the sound of a zipper opening.
4. Ang Lee's remake of Babe put a paedo-bestial twist on the phrase "bah-ram-ewe."
5. "Form of ... a sheep" "Shape of... a midget lacrosse player!" The Wonder Twins plan to defeat Lex Luthor was... not well thought out.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"It's Rainin' Sheep," the newest hit on the Country Music Countdown, debuts at Number One. Voting was confidential.
Best of Army of Dad
Billy didn't need to count higher than one before this sheep put him to sleep.
Best of Dub
Justin Boots. When only the best will do while you're being sodomized by a sheep.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Will the delegate from San Francisco kindly replace the sheep and return to the voting floor?"
Best of Mephitis
Sheep Sex. u r duin it rong
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Johnny knew that other athletes shaved their bodies to increase speed, so he ignored granny's warning that hairs often grow back thicker.
Best of racerboy
In Soviet Russia, Sheep jumps on You!
Best of attmay
SEKSUL PURVURSHUN: UR DOIN IT RONG
Best of Artfldgr
With midget tossing now a crime in most cities, jim took the jobs he could
Best of Silhouette
Worst. Lint ball. Ever.
Best of mpur
It didn't take long for scientists to figure out that splicing Dolly's DNA with Hulk Hogan's was a huge mistake.
Best of Steve O
That's amazing! The sheep hardly EVER win these matches.
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Ewes Gone Wild
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Ms. O'Donnell forgot to shave her legs this morning. And her armpits. And her belly. And her back.
"It's Rainin' Sheep," the newest hit on the Country Music Countdown, debuts at Number One. Voting was confidential.
And his daddy wondered why little Billy grew up to be a goat roper.
I wish I knew how to quit ewe.
Ewe can beat your meat, but you can't beat a ewe.
Only seconds before this his mother begged him not to ride "Billy you mutton ride!"
I'm not sure this is the kind of change that Obama and Biden were calling for.
Billy didn't need to count higher than one before this sheep put him to sleep.
Ed Asner takes up professional wrestling.
Baaad ride.
Billy wear your helemt Justin case.
I have a feeling this particular ewe is on her way to being a MLT, Mutton Lettuce and Tomato sandwich.
The marketing plan to increase interest in Rodeo Events didn't make it past the testing stage.
Justin Boots. When only the best will do while you're being sodomized by a sheep.
"This is not the sheep I know! This is not the sheep I know, dammit!"
"Will the delegate from San Francisco kindly replace the sheep and return to the voting floor?"
Sheep Sex. u r duin it rong
Johnny knew that other athletes shaved their bodies to increase speed, so he ignored granny's warning that hairs often grow back thicker.
Ignoring pain and sleep doctors' warnings that he had more than just a monkey on his back, Timmy continued the Type A lifestyle - dirtbiking, popping OxyContin and counting sheep.
*giggles* I can see her sheep-toe
In Soviet Russia, Sheep jumps on You!
SEKSUL PURVURSHUN: UR DOIN IT RONG
one second i was playing pop warner somthing and wham, a sheep fell on me from out of the sky.
when the hole opened in the rodeo and pee wee football players started crawling out, quick witted tex thought to plug the hole with a dead sheep.
Screw tradition. I dont care if dad did it too. I want a nintendo like everyone else and no more of this hee haw crap.
Sheep, I thought dad asked me if i wanted to ride a jeep.
With midget tossing now a crime in most cities, jim took the jobs he could
Worst. Lint ball. Ever.
It didn't take long for scientists to figure out that splicing Dolly's DNA with Hulk Hogan's was a huge mistake.
That's amazing! The sheep hardly EVER win these matches.
ORA:
This time Les Nesman was dropping sheep for Easter. Yessiree, Bob - no repeat of the Thanksgiving fiasco for him!
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