Monday, July 21, 2008
Yo Momma Dresses You Funny
1. The New Star Trek movie is rumored to be unflinching in its portrayal of Mr. Sulu's plushy fetish.
2. "With this invention, Senator McCain will not even hear the children in his yard!"
3. Ang Lee presents... You really don't want to know.
4. Lucas's original concept for the Ewoks was somewhat less obnoxious than what he finally settled on.
5. Jet Li wondered whether the role of 'Rupert' in the live-action Family Guy movie really was as choice as his agent said it was.
Best of Rodney Dill
Mouseketeer -- Fail
Best of Dr. G
Ralphie never did quite recover from his mother making him wear those snow bunny suits his aunt sent every year
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Let's see...Google search: "Oriental," "heavy makeup," and "in a teddy." Damn.
Best of Jack Reacher
Coming soon to a theater near you: "Crouching Twink, Hidden Plushie."
Best of Silhouette
"Quit yer crying. It's just as good as Disney, and Mommy and Daddy save $5000. Now, go say hello to Mickee."
Best of Gagdad Bob
Obama has a full-time staff member to stand near him at all times and make his ears look smaller.