Monday, July 21, 2008

Yo Momma Dresses You Funny


1. The New Star Trek movie is rumored to be unflinching in its portrayal of Mr. Sulu's plushy fetish.

2. "With this invention, Senator McCain will not even hear the children in his yard!"

3. Ang Lee presents... You really don't want to know.

4. Lucas's original concept for the Ewoks was somewhat less obnoxious than what he finally settled on.

5. Jet Li wondered whether the role of 'Rupert' in the live-action Family Guy movie really was as choice as his agent said it was.

Best of Rodney Dill
Mouseketeer -- Fail

Best of Dr. G
Ralphie never did quite recover from his mother making him wear those snow bunny suits his aunt sent every year

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Let's see...Google search: "Oriental," "heavy makeup," and "in a teddy." Damn.

Best of Jack Reacher
Coming soon to a theater near you: "Crouching Twink, Hidden Plushie."

Best of Silhouette
"Quit yer crying. It's just as good as Disney, and Mommy and Daddy save $5000. Now, go say hello to Mickee."

Best of Gagdad Bob
Obama has a full-time staff member to stand near him at all times and make his ears look smaller.

19 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Mouseketeer -- Fail

Dr. G said...

Ralphie never did quite recover from his mother making him wear those snow bunny suits his aunt sent every year

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Let's see...Google search: "Oriental," "heavy makeup," and "in a teddy." Damn.

The Man said...

The Iraqis are doing all they can to make Obama feel welcome.

The Man said...

The Emnuclaw Senior Biology project did not turn out as planned.

Jack Reacher said...

Coming soon to a theater near you: "Crouching Twink, Hidden Plushie."

Double the U said...

Of Mice and Men... and somewhere in between.

mpur said...

The live action Pokemon movie was destined to be a huge hit. Or at least that's what Jackie Chan's agent kept telling him.

Silhouette said...

"Quit yer crying. It's just as good as Disney, and Mommy and Daddy save $5000. Now, go say hello to Mickee."

Jack Reacher said...

Nguyen vowed to wear the felt ears until V the K provided more "Best of" captions.

Chrees said...

Not so modest mouse

Gagdad Bob said...
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Gagdad Bob said...

Obama has a full-time staff member to stand near him at all times and make his ears look smaller.

Dub said...

Richard Gere's wildest dream has finally come true!! Er....no pun intended.

Whacko said...

A rare photo of Tom Cruise in his Scientology priestly robes.

Rodney Dill said...

What?... What?... What?...

Tim said...

When universal employment has it's drawbacks.

Chewman said...

In Asian prisons blanket party has a totally different meaning!

attmay said...

Crouching Mousie, Hidden Bunny Rabbit