Saturday, July 19, 2008

What Happens in Livonia, Stays in Livonia

Chunkstyle1. "Now squeal! Squeal! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

2. "All right, let's find those truffles!"

3. "You're not getting away that easy, new boyfriend."

4. Fed up with his sanctimonious moralizing, Goofus picked up Gallant by the ankles, swung him around, and tossed him into the crowd of on-lookers.

5. For their initiation into Teh Ghey, Bruce and Todd had to re-enact the famous Krystal-Alexis catfight from Dynasty.


Best of Whacko
Note to the big guy: You might not want to take the Viagra until AFTER the mud race. I'm just sayin.

Best of Double the U
Once again Bruno fools an audience into thinking they were going to see something else.

Best of Dr. G
Mongo fling this one under bus

Best of mpur
Since the Federal funding got cut off, the Hershey Highway has really gone downhill.

Best of Chrees
Deliverance Kama Sutra

Best of Adjustah
Trapped on the planet of Hick Sh*t Buggerers, Doctor Who was forced to just close his eyes and pray for regeneration...

21 comments:

Whacko said...

Note to the big guy: You might not want to take the Viagra until AFTER the mud race. I'm just sayin.

Passionate Conservative said...

BillyBob and JimmyJack prove once again that if you have too many "Y" chromosomes, things go horribly wrong.

Dr. G said...

The hope and change got a little deep at this rally.

Double the U said...

Once again Bruno fools an audience into thinking they were going to see something else.

Dr. G said...

Mongo fling this one under bus

mpur said...

Since the Federal funding got cut off, the Hershey Highway has really gone downhill.

Rodney Dill said...

Sully-rama 2008

Double the U said...

Once again, bath day for Obama youth.

Jack Reacher said...

Mayor Nagin actually did it; a chocolate city.

Jack Reacher said...

I CAN HAZ EYE BLEECH?

The Man said...

Obama scratched his head and wondered if his trip to the Middle West would really improve his national security image.

Steve O said...

Hey, wheelbarrow mud races are an exciting sport. That's all I'm sayin.

prince of leaves said...

Boy, that Kevin Bacon has really let himselves go.

prince of leaves said...

"Shut up and keep looking - my contact's got to be down there somewhere!"

Chrees said...

Deliverance Kama Sutra

Chrees said...

When he found out there was money to be made in competitive mud sports, John Daly was able to pay off his gambling debts

Adjustah said...

Trapped on the planet of Hick Sh*t Buggerers, Doctor Who was forced to just close his eyes and pray for regeneration...

Jay Guevara said...

"You get on all fours and pretend to be America, and I'll grab your ankles and pretend I'm Obama."

Chrees said...

Next on ESPN, Brett Favre in the latest "After the Gridiron" special

mega said...

UN IPCC staff Ian and Gunter demonstrate to the village how agricultural work can be done completely by human labor, with no tools or machines, thus eliminating all CO2 emissions, saving the planet, and growing enough food in just a year to ship to Europe for 10 euros.

Dub said...

"My moobs are real...and they're SPECTACULAR!!"