1. Next on Saudi BayWatch, the Morality Police perform a surprise Burqa Enforcement Raid.2. "Free Willy... No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!"
3. "This beach is now the property of Barbra Streisand. Get your peasant asses off Ms. Streisand's beach!"
4. Apparently, terrorists have invaded Subby's part of Imaginationland.
5. Miami's ban on smoking in public places was rigorously enforced.
Best of Jay Guevara
Burying Barbra Streisand in the sand with just her nose protruding generated a false alarm for Homeland Security.
Best of Mr. Right
ORA: Sigmund Ooze quickly realized he had taken a wrong turn somewhere near Dubai.
Best of mega
Another Italian sunbather watches tragic events unfold 50 feet away, and goes back to her tan.
Best of Army of Mom
Dialog from scuba dude running into the frame: Stop shooting, stop shooting! That isn't a cracken, its my mother-in-law. Wait. Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!
Best of mpur
Heather was skeptical about the genie's powers, but once she saw the the sweaty, heavily armed men storming up the beach, their eyes filled with desire, she was happy she had rubbed the lamp. Oh, yes, very happy.
Best of Passionate Conservative
BATF took the only measure they knew how against a Cialis and Viagra abuser. Witnesses were horrified at the spectacle.
Best of Submariner
The St. Clair Shores Neighborhood Watch tended to take their duties a might too seriously...
Best of Adjustah
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were easily distracted...
Best of lawhawk
Mayor Bloomberg warned you not to go into the water unless you waited 2 hours, didn't he. Next time, we wont be so gentle.
Best of sonicfrog
File Under: Only in San Francisco - Apparently, this straight clump of sea weed wandered onto a gay beach.
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"Actually, it's both. I have a gun in my pocket and I'm happy to see you."
Burying Barbra Streisand in the sand with just her nose protruding generated a false alarm for Homeland Security.
ORA: Sigmund Ooze quickly realized he had taken a wrong turn somewhere near Dubai.
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Another Italian sunbather watches tragic events unfold 50 feet away, and goes back to her tan.
Karadzic's disguise was nowhere NEAR as good as the media played it.
"Adjustah? Adjustah? You were a million miles away...what were you daydreaming about?"
Just another day at the beach.
Baywatch: Persian Gulf met with great reviews by the GIs overseas, however, the actresses were immediately stoned to death by the locals.
The male relatives of the sunbathing Dubai beauties take their roles seriously.
Dialog from scuba dude running into the frame: Stop shooting, stop shooting! That isn't a cracken, its my mother-in-law. Wait. Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!
Dub thinks the blonde in the foreground needs to stop eating them sammiches.
No no...the blonde is spectacular. The brunette looks like she takes care of herself as well.
Mmmmmm...hot sweaty blonde girl on the beach.....
Heather was skeptical about the genie's powers, but once she saw the the sweaty, heavily armed men storming up the beach, their eyes filled with desire, she was happy she had rubbed the lamp. Oh, yes, very happy.
What's in the picture: Two hot chicks on the beach.
What Sonicfrog sees: Sigmund the Sea-monster getting shot.
Ver Word: vkgynazd
BATF took the only measure they knew how against a Cialis and Viagra abuser. Witnesses were horrified at the spectacle.
The untold story; what really happened to that dog from the Coppertone ads.
As it turned out, this was Lieutenant "'Tard" Smith's last "little map reading error"...
The St. Clair Shores Neighborhood Watch tended to take their duties a might too seriously...
Sheesh! Most guys just "inadvertently" toss a frizbee or a football near the sunbathing babes...
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were easily distracted...
Mayor Bloomberg warned you not to go into the water unless you waited 2 hours, didn't he. Next time, we wont be so gentle.
I think I see your problem, completely wrong color for your camo netting.
The San Francisco Defense Force at work again.
File Under: Only in San Francisco - Apparently, this straight clump of sea weed wandered onto a gay beach.
Being denied asylum, Janet Reno sends the swat team to deport the seaweed back to Cuba.
So much for camo netting making my periscope hard to see...
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