Brender and AM 42
1. Next on Saudi BayWatch, the Morality Police perform a surprise Burqa Enforcement Raid.
2. "Free Willy... No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!"
3. "This beach is now the property of Barbra Streisand. Get your peasant asses off Ms. Streisand's beach!"
4. Apparently, terrorists have invaded Subby's part of Imaginationland.
5. Miami's ban on smoking in public places was rigorously enforced.
Best of Jay Guevara
Burying Barbra Streisand in the sand with just her nose protruding generated a false alarm for Homeland Security.
Best of Mr. Right
ORA: Sigmund Ooze quickly realized he had taken a wrong turn somewhere near Dubai.
Best of mega
Another Italian sunbather watches tragic events unfold 50 feet away, and goes back to her tan.
Best of Army of Mom
Dialog from scuba dude running into the frame: Stop shooting, stop shooting! That isn't a cracken, its my mother-in-law. Wait. Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!
Best of mpur
Heather was skeptical about the genie's powers, but once she saw the the sweaty, heavily armed men storming up the beach, their eyes filled with desire, she was happy she had rubbed the lamp. Oh, yes, very happy.
Best of Passionate Conservative
BATF took the only measure they knew how against a Cialis and Viagra abuser. Witnesses were horrified at the spectacle.
Best of Submariner
The St. Clair Shores Neighborhood Watch tended to take their duties a might too seriously...
Best of Adjustah
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were easily distracted...
Best of lawhawk
Mayor Bloomberg warned you not to go into the water unless you waited 2 hours, didn't he. Next time, we wont be so gentle.
Best of sonicfrog
File Under: Only in San Francisco - Apparently, this straight clump of sea weed wandered onto a gay beach.