Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Welcome to Shark Week

Brender and AM 42

1. Next on Saudi BayWatch, the Morality Police perform a surprise Burqa Enforcement Raid.

2. "Free Willy... No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!"

3. "This beach is now the property of Barbra Streisand. Get your peasant asses off Ms. Streisand's beach!"

4. Apparently, terrorists have invaded Subby's part of Imaginationland.

5. Miami's ban on smoking in public places was rigorously enforced.

Best of Jay Guevara
Burying Barbra Streisand in the sand with just her nose protruding generated a false alarm for Homeland Security.

Best of Mr. Right
ORA: Sigmund Ooze quickly realized he had taken a wrong turn somewhere near Dubai.

Best of mega
Another Italian sunbather watches tragic events unfold 50 feet away, and goes back to her tan.

Best of Army of Mom
Dialog from scuba dude running into the frame: Stop shooting, stop shooting! That isn't a cracken, its my mother-in-law. Wait. Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!

Best of mpur
Heather was skeptical about the genie's powers, but once she saw the the sweaty, heavily armed men storming up the beach, their eyes filled with desire, she was happy she had rubbed the lamp. Oh, yes, very happy.

Best of Passionate Conservative
BATF took the only measure they knew how against a Cialis and Viagra abuser. Witnesses were horrified at the spectacle.

Best of Submariner
The St. Clair Shores Neighborhood Watch tended to take their duties a might too seriously...

Best of Adjustah
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were easily distracted...

Best of lawhawk
Mayor Bloomberg warned you not to go into the water unless you waited 2 hours, didn't he. Next time, we wont be so gentle.

Best of sonicfrog
File Under: Only in San Francisco - Apparently, this straight clump of sea weed wandered onto a gay beach.

27 comments:

Gagdad Bob said...

"Actually, it's both. I have a gun in my pocket and I'm happy to see you."

Jay Guevara said...

Burying Barbra Streisand in the sand with just her nose protruding generated a false alarm for Homeland Security.

Mr. Right said...

ORA: Sigmund Ooze quickly realized he had taken a wrong turn somewhere near Dubai.

http://www.70slivekidvid.com/satsm.htm

mega said...

Another Italian sunbather watches tragic events unfold 50 feet away, and goes back to her tan.

mega said...

Karadzic's disguise was nowhere NEAR as good as the media played it.

Adjustah said...

"Adjustah? Adjustah? You were a million miles away...what were you daydreaming about?"

Army of Mom said...

Just another day at the beach.

Army of Mom said...

Baywatch: Persian Gulf met with great reviews by the GIs overseas, however, the actresses were immediately stoned to death by the locals.

Army of Mom said...

The male relatives of the sunbathing Dubai beauties take their roles seriously.

Army of Mom said...

Dialog from scuba dude running into the frame: Stop shooting, stop shooting! That isn't a cracken, its my mother-in-law. Wait. Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!

Kaptain Krude said...

Dub thinks the blonde in the foreground needs to stop eating them sammiches.

Dub said...

No no...the blonde is spectacular. The brunette looks like she takes care of herself as well.

Mmmmmm...hot sweaty blonde girl on the beach.....

mpur said...
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mpur said...

Heather was skeptical about the genie's powers, but once she saw the the sweaty, heavily armed men storming up the beach, their eyes filled with desire, she was happy she had rubbed the lamp. Oh, yes, very happy.

sonicfrog said...

What's in the picture: Two hot chicks on the beach.

What Sonicfrog sees: Sigmund the Sea-monster getting shot.

Ver Word: vkgynazd

Passionate Conservative said...

BATF took the only measure they knew how against a Cialis and Viagra abuser. Witnesses were horrified at the spectacle.

Jack Reacher said...

The untold story; what really happened to that dog from the Coppertone ads.

Adjustah said...

As it turned out, this was Lieutenant "'Tard" Smith's last "little map reading error"...

Submariner said...

The St. Clair Shores Neighborhood Watch tended to take their duties a might too seriously...

Submariner said...

Sheesh! Most guys just "inadvertently" toss a frizbee or a football near the sunbathing babes...

Adjustah said...

The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were easily distracted...

lawhawk said...

Mayor Bloomberg warned you not to go into the water unless you waited 2 hours, didn't he. Next time, we wont be so gentle.

Army of Dad said...

I think I see your problem, completely wrong color for your camo netting.

jj said...

The San Francisco Defense Force at work again.

sonicfrog said...

File Under: Only in San Francisco - Apparently, this straight clump of sea weed wandered onto a gay beach.

sonicfrog said...

Being denied asylum, Janet Reno sends the swat team to deport the seaweed back to Cuba.

Submariner said...

So much for camo netting making my periscope hard to see...