Thursday, July 31, 2008

Water is the Essence of Moistness



Best of Army of Dad
The new ads for Gatorade Rain were way more effective than Payton Manning coming out of a football.


Best of Army of Mom
You put your right boob in, you put your right boob out, you put your right boob in and you shake it all about ... you do the ... wait, what was I saying? I just lost my train of thought with all that booby shaking ...

Best of Kaptain Krude
The Bollywood version of "Spiderman"'s iconic scene of Mary Jane kissing Spiderman in the rain-soaked alley forgot to include Spiderman in the shot, but some of us didn't really care.

Best of mega
She was smokin' hot, but when she accidentally wandered onto the archery course, her looks couldn't help her. It was a total mess.

Best of mpur
Bollywood's version of "Flash Dance". It's 92 minutes long and this is the only scene.

Best of Dub
Meanwhile, at the R. Kelly dancer auditions....

Best of Passionate Conservative
...then she caressed her hips and slowly ran them over her full, glistening buttocks, taking care to gently reach up and tweak....er, uh...oh, shit, I'm supposed to be coming up with a caption here....OK...wow, she's really excited and wet.

Best of Submariner
From the comments, she's making AoM wet, too...

42 comments:

Army of Dad said...

The new ads for Gatorade Rain were more effective than Payton Manning coming out of a football.

Tom said...

Oh dear Jesus....YES!!!!

Dub said...

I CAN HAS BUKKAKE?

Army of Mom said...

Let me guess, Dub, she's a cow?

Army of Mom said...

Honey, lets get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a chill. Army of Dad has something here to warm you up.

Dub said...

AOM...she is a bit "hippish", but then again, she needs to be in order to support those two midgets she's hiding in her shirt.

Army of Mom said...

You put your right boob in, you put your right boob out, you put your right boob in and you shake it all about ... you do the ... wait, what was I saying? I just lost my train of thought with all that booby shaking ... oh yeah, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around ... that's what its all about!

Army of Mom said...

I'm voting in these boobs for president and vice president!

Kaptain Krude said...

Gesundheit.

Kaptain Krude said...

The Bollywood version of "Spiderman"'s iconic scene of Mary Jane kissing Spiderman in the rain-soaked alley forgot to include Spiderman in the shot, but some of us didn't really care.

Kaptain Krude said...

Mmmmm, hippy. But not the dirty, smelly San-Francisco-ish hippy.

Kaptain Krude said...

Oh, wait, dub said "hippish". Oh, well, close enough for that last comment.

Kaptain Krude said...

Bras on 45.

Kaptain Krude said...

That last may have been ORA, upon further reflection.

mega said...

She was smokin' hot, but when she accidentally wandered onto the archery course, her looks couldn't help her. It was a total mess.

mpur said...

And in case of an emergency water landing, she can be used as a flotation device.

mpur said...

I'm [insert verb here]ing in the rain, just [insert verb here]ing in the rain...

mpur said...

Bollywood's version of "Flash Dance". It's 92 minutes long and this is the only scene.

Dub said...

Meanwhile, at the R. Kelly dancer auditions....

Anonymous said...

"I luuuuvvvv watersports!"

Army of Mom said...

Sometimes, I have the urge to bat for the other team. This is one of those times.

Army of Mom said...

What Michael Phelps reallys sees at the finish line that helps him break world records.

Passionate Conservative said...

...then she caressed her hips and slowly ran them over her full, glistening buttocks, taking care to gently reach up and tweak....er, uh...oh, shit, I'm supposed to be coming up with a caption here....OK...wow, she's really excited and wet.

Passionate Conservative said...

I am sooo jealous of that water. I'd give anything to drip down her back. Hell I'd give anything to drip down her front!

Submariner said...

From the comments, she's making AoM wet, too...

Dub said...

Upon further review...and now that the novelty of her ginormous breasteses has worn off...there does appear to be a fat fold by her navel (just to the left...you'll see the crease starting)

Not good.

Me now thinks that is a shower of cookie dough that she is enjoying.

Submariner said...

T&A Q&A with Subby:
Q - How can you tell if your girl is smokin' hot?
A - Walk into a store with an overhead sprinkler system. If this happens - she most definitely IS!

Submariner said...

Me first mate just glanced over me shoulder and quipped "I'll have what she's having."

Army of Mom said...

Dub - would you please share a picture picture of your studliness with all of us, because, somehow, I doubt that you get chicks hotter than these ....

Cybrludite said...

AoM,

Found a pic of Dub for you...

http://tinyurl.com/5e7ybm

Dub said...

AOM...do you deny the presence of the aforementioned fat fold in this picture? If we are here to comment, and on Thursdays gawk, then one would hope that the ladies posted would sheer perfection, such as the young woman on the album cover mentioned on your site.

Cybr...it should be noted, it was Casual Friday when that picture was taken. :D

Army of Mom said...

LOL at Cybrludite.

DUB- I don't think a chick has to be perfect to be beautiful and I think most men in the world tend to agree. No, the girl doesn't have six-pack abs, but if you are soft at all, you will have some folding of your skin when you bend over, as she is doing in the picture. It is just normal physics. Even the most shapely, beautiful gal will do that unless she's Gwen Stefani and it that case, she could kick your ass and I would think that isn't a giant turn on when your girl is tougher than you.

So, with all that said, you really have honest expectations of a woman having no body fat at all and you don't like them soft and sensual? You want them to be hard bodies? *shrug* That is fine and absolutely your thing. I just think that most of the men here - and across the globe - find the female form erotic and sexy in more than a 98-pound size 1 with nothing to her.

*putting away soapbox*

Dub said...

Keep the soapbox out...you can use it to do some laundry. AOD would appreciate that. Oh, and make him a sammich while you're up. ;)

Army of Dad said...

Dude, pretty ballsy to say that even if you intended some snark.

She already did the laundry and made lunch for the kids. I made a late breakfast so I am good there.

Army of Dad said...

Oh and the chick in the pic is still better to look at then the naked penis projector guy.

mpur said...

Brava, AOM, Brava!

To paraphrase Clint Eastwood: She's built for comfort.

Dub said...

AOD....a fork in the eye better than looking at the projector guy. :D

Mpur...Definately built for comfort. Some people like to drive big Cadillacs that handle with ease, have big trunks, etc.

Other people prefer sports cars that athletic curves, small trunks, headlights that arent the size of a beach ball, and that dont have unexplained bulges where they shouldnt have any.

Doesnt make one person right or wrong...just makes them different. Apparently I'm a savage for saying it out loud. So be it.

Submariner said...

Reg'lars:

Don't feed the trolls.

Army of Mom said...

Last thing I'm saying, then I'll hush up about the whole thing. What makes you 'savage' Dub is the fact that you're very judgmental and demeaning in the way you express your tastes. *shrug* Plain and simple. I'm not saying you're wrong for what you like, what I'm saying is that you're a dick for saying it the way you do. Saying this girl has a fat bulge isn't accurate - IMHO - and I just find it distasteful that you like to rag beautiful women. Makes the rest of us imperfect creatures feel pretty repulsive. And, men wonder why we have a complex about the way we look or why we don't want men to see us naked - it is because of comments like that. A gorgeous woman like this one is being ragged on because she has hips with curves and her stomach is soft.

I'm done. Off to do my husband's laundry and fix his dinner. Apparently, that's what us women with child-birthing hips are supposed to be good for.

*sigh*

And, Subby, you're right. But, as AoD always says - I have to have the last word. :)

Submariner said...

But you don't.

Bwahahahahahaha

Submariner said...

Reminds me of going out for a chicken dinner - I don't care whether you serve me the breasts or the thighs, just make sure they're hot and juicy...

Dub said...

AOM...So I say that a woman has some extra weight on her, and you pounce on me because I implied she was fat. But then, on your own site, you refer to Michael Moore (no, I am not defending him) as "Jabba"....thus indirectly calling him....wait for it... fat.

Pot... Kettle... Kettle... Pot.


Besides, in this whole caption thread, your very first post was a cow reference, whereas mine was one of homage to that woman. Go figure.