Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Under the Hoods

Brender
1. "So, you run the detonator off the battery, and the you're just one Allahu Akbar from paradise. Of course, your life there will still suck. Allah just doesn't like women."

2. Under new progressive laws, Saudi women are allowed to touch moving engine parts when a male relative is present.

3. "And here is where you add the anti-freeze... the sweet, sweet, delicious anti-freeze..."

4. "Or you could just put it up on blocks in front of your tent like whatever-the-hell-color-we-are trash."

5. "Yeah, this car has a timing problem... it's not in the eighth century like the rest of us."


Best of Jack Reacher
"..and this is where the oil goes, or as we call it, Infidel Heroin. Bwahahahahahahaha!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"It has crumple zones, seat belt pre-tensioners, brake force assistance, and fourteen air bags. All of which you'll need if you drive with a bag over your head."

Best of Dr. G
No no no. This is the compartment where the engine is, the compartment for the wives is similar but at the other end of the car.

Best of Chewman
Feel this, yes hard and smooth like American Marine. Soo nice compaired to Arab man who is rough with callouse and smells like donkey.

Best of mpur
You touch this? That's a stoning.

Best of andthenblammo!
"No, no, mutilating your daughter's genitals with the fan blades is not recommended at all! Most people use the cigarette lighter."

Best of Rodney Dill
Mechanic charged $500 for this little cap... See Fadwa we not only one f*cking the Sheik.

15 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"..and this is where the oil goes, or as we call it, Infidel Heroin. Bwahahahahahahaha!"

Jack Reacher said...

"It has crumple zones, seat belt pre-tensioners, brake force assistance, and fourteen air bags. All of which you'll need if you drive with a bag over your head."

Dr. G said...

No no no. This is the compartment where the engine is, the compartment for the wives is similar but at the other end of the car.

Dub said...

Yes, this is the part that will go KABOOOM once you get to the market. But dont worry for you will then become a raisin, and there will be 71 one others just like you.

Double the U said...

No no, this is the engine compartment, you will be riding the in the trunk.

Chewman said...

Feel this, yes hard and smooth like American Marine. Soo nice compaired to Arab man who is rough with callouse and smells like donkey.

mpur said...

You touch this? That's a stoning.

Rodney Dill said...

Spark plug, Butt plug, come se come sa.

andthenblammo! said...

"No, no, mutilating your daughter's genitals with the fan blades is not recommended at all! Most people use the cigarette lighter."

Rodney Dill said...

Mechanic charged $500 for this little cap... See Fadwa we not only one f*cking the Sheik.

GregMan said...

"See, Fatima, if you sit on this part you get that funny feeling again, burka or no burka."

GregMan said...

"This 'car' thing does the work of a camel for our men, just like we do."

attmay said...

Famous Last Words Vol. 293: "See, it won't eat you."

Chrees said...

"Yet another import from the imperialist Great Satan. I'll take it."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Here we have Sands of Time arabian soap opera star Fatima Hussein explaining how she smuggled her hermaphroditic lover Frederico out of the Green Zone just before a freak sandstorm nearly obliterated the hospital where her twin sister was donating her 3rd kidney to an amnesic rug merchant who in the next episode turns out to be Frederico's missing father, Omar!