Monday, July 21, 2008

Two Tons of Fun

NPR is concerned they may not be eating enough.


1. "Stop that Twinkie! Stop that Twinkie! Oh, never mind, it's just a school bus."

2. Who yelled "Hey Kool-Aid?"

3. "Fortunately, McCain left some very, VERY wide gaps in the border fence."

4. "Hey! You know we can't occupy the same time zone, and you promised I could be Eastern today."

5. In our continuing series of things higher than Obama's IQ: their waist sizes.

Best of Jack Reacher
Bob couldn't figure out why his Dairy Queen failed to turn a profit, until he took a closer look at his employees.

Best of attmay
Scientists today announced a new breakthrough in finding possible causes of Teh Ghey.

Best of Kaptain Krude
They look like they're in shape to me. Round is a shape, isn't it?

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I can haz cheezburgerz... restaurants?"

Best of mpur
American Idle.

Best of Van Helsing
Good thing they had to give up ice cream, or the photographer never would have been able to fit both in the same picture.

Best of Chewman
They track these to seizmically from fast food joint to fast food joint.

Best of GregMan
Scientists announce the discovery of two new minor planets or 'plutoids', Juanita and Maria.

Best of kg
Your tax dollars NOT at work.

Best of ???
Two brown dwarfs get too close and vanish in a burst of x-rays, creating a black hole.

43 comments:

Steve O said...

The founders of "C-Cups Without Surgery, Inc" have a revolutionary new method of breast-enhancement without the need for an expensive visit to a cosmetic surgeon.

Jack Reacher said...

"A lot of people have told me, 'Why don't your daughter have a kid?'"

They both reject that as a plan, as her daughter ate the last baby she had.

Jack Reacher said...

Bob couldn't figure out why his Dairy Queen failed to turn a profit, until he took a closer look at his employees.

Steve O said...

So my buddy says he's going out with these two women at once. Two woman at once he says!

I say, "They are like buses."

He says, "I know what you mean. You wait and wait and wait and the two of them come at the same time!"

"No," I said, "THEY are like BUSES."

-- Jimmy Carr

Steve O said...

So my buddy says he's going out with these two women at once. Two woman at once he says!

I say, "They are like buses."

He says, "I know what you mean. You wait and wait and wait and then two of them come at the same time!"

"No," I said, "THEY are like BUSES."

-- Jimmy Carr

attmay said...

Scientists today announced a new breakthrough in finding possible causes of Teh Ghey.

Dr. G said...
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Dr. G said...

Cloverfield II

(I am new but I thought the babes were on Thursdays)

Anonymous said...

Let's cruise on down to Red Lobster, Mom, and try the krill special.

Kaptain Krude said...

I don't see why people are making fun of these lovely ladies. They look like they're in shape to me. Round is a shape, isn't it?

Kaptain Krude said...

dub and carpe phlogistan were later found retching in the ditch.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I can haz cheezburgerz... restaurants?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, and now we know why.

Kaptain Krude said...

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, nor anything else with these two around.

V - all 5 of your caps had me busting out laughing.

Dub said...

AOM would call these ladies "perfectly proportioned". Dub would call these ladies "DAMN!".

Gagdad Bob said...

Mexican scientists have discovered how to clone a human being from a single fat cell.

mpur said...

American Idle.

mpur said...

How to have sex with fat chicks:

Find a roll and go for it.

Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

Slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in.

Van Helsing said...

Good thing they had to give up ice cream, or the photographer never would have been able to fit both in the same picture.

Rodney Dill said...

Weebl and Bob

Rodney Dill said...

Just one "HOmongous" and Don Imus was back in trouble again.

Anonymous said...

For these two, the way to much food is clearly in reach.

Chewman said...

They track these to seizmically from fast food joint to fast food joint.

Chewman said...

If you have sex with anything close to this fat you are to lazy to beat off!

Shambhala said...

Massive tidal forces caused floods in the midwest.

Strangely enough, these were measured to be moving at 1mph from one Dairy Queen to another.

GregMan said...

Suddenly the twink in the above post looks a whooole lot better.

GregMan said...

"Get in mah belleh!"

GregMan said...

Scientists announce the discovery of two new minor planets or 'plutoids', Juanita and Maria.

GregMan said...

Your Tax Dollars At Work.

GregMan said...

The Obamessiah tried to throw these two under the bus as well, but the bus didn't stand a chance.

kg said...

Your tax dollars NOT at work.

Passionate Conservative said...

Rosie O'Donnell finds her true love.

prince of leaves said...

Looks like welfare to work, didn't.

prince of leaves said...

Bid for sympathy: EPIC FAIL.

Chrees said...

"If you can tuck your boobs into your pants, you may be..." And then Jeff Foxworthy's head exploded.

Chrees said...

As usual, stretch pants rarely have a choice.

attmay said...

When Michelin tires expanded into the Mexican marketplace, they naturally included their famous mascot in their ads.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey honey, you can eat a slab of baby back ribs off'n our breasts."

Anonymous said...

Two brown dwarfs get too close and vanish in a burst of x-rays, creating a black hole.

PS: Haven't enjoyed SOTG, lately. What's up?

mega said...

Atkins fans loved the fact that you could eat as much cheese and meat as you want.

mega said...

"I wish they'd stop calling these t-shirts '3XL' when they're really more like 'M"' "

"Si."

Jay Guevara said...

Baffled scientists finally identified the source of the Indonesian tsunami when two women admitted to performing simultaneous "cannonballs" at am Ohio swimming pool.

SimonbarSinister said...

They're hot!

I mean, imagine how much sweat (aka gravy) is clinging to those folds.