Monday, July 07, 2008

Time Marches On



1. "Tryin' to run away, little fatty fat-fat? Thought you could get away, little fatty fat-fat. Now, stand still while ol' W gives you a noogie, little fatty fat-fat."

2. "Tell Move-On-dot-org his mom said John McCain can have this one."

3. "Son, Congressman Frank wanted me to ask if you'd like to play some 'tea-bag' with him. Silly old man, it's called T-ball."

4. "You looked like a cub bear playing with his prick out there. WTF is wrong with you?"

5. Teal'c generally enjoyed coaching Little League, until that fateful day one they won the championship and the little sh-ts dumped a gallon of ice-cold Gatorade on him. The carnage that ensued was unspeakable indeed.

Best of Double the U
Remember what John Kerry told you, if you don't play baseball well you'll end up in Iraq fighting one of my wars... GO GET THEM SLUGGER!

Best of Submariner
"Get a hit, or the beaver'll eat you..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"You just got to motivate your base," drawled Bush. "For instance, this little feller is playing for a box of Twinkies. You know he's swinging for the fences."

Best of curly
“Normally I would say something like ‘knock it over the fence’, but we’ve removed every single fence in America.”

Best of mpur
Because you're such a special player, we've created a unique position just for you: deep roving center field. Go get 'em, champ!

Best of sonicfrog
Bush and fellow Illuminati members Uncle Tom and Ling Ling prepare the next generation of deciders...

18 comments:

Double the U said...

Remember what John Kerry told you, if you don't play baseball well you'll end up in Iraq fighting one of my wars... GO GET THEM SLUGGER!

Submariner said...

"Get a hit, or the beaver'll eat you..."

prince of leaves said...

"Lotsa oil in this one, yep." Bush solves the childhood obesity problem and the oil crisis in one brilliant step.

Jack Reacher said...

"You just got to motivate your base," drawled Bush. "For instance, this little feller is playing for a box of Twinkies. You know he's swinging for the fences."

Jack Reacher said...

"I could hear you wheezing from over there, kid. Take a lap."

curly said...

“It’s called the Bush League, kid. No go up to the plate and strike out.”

curly said...

“It’s the black box that controls America’s nuclear arsenal. I trust you with it more than I would Hussein or McLame.”

curly said...

“Normally I would say something like ‘knock it over the fence’, but we’ve removed every single fence in America.”

jeff said...

"Ahhhhhh! Save me Congressman Barney!"

curly said...

“If you want to score against the Pelosi Proletariats, hit the ball into right field. Everyone on their team is in far left field.”

The Man said...

OHH CHENEY DROPPED A TWINKIE!!!

mpur said...

Because you're such a special player, we've created a unique position just for you: deep roving center field. Go get 'em, champ!

Submariner said...

OK, Slugger; when each "Pelosi's Entitlements"< hitter comes to the plate, just taze her ankle before the first pitch...

Submariner said...

Told ya not ta have a slice a that "Exlax chocolate pie," Sluggo.

Submariner said...

You run from it? I thought ALL Murtha family members had a plushy fetish...

sonicfrog said...

Cumulative IQ of those pictured - 104.

sonicfrog said...

Bush and fellow Illuminati members Uncle Tom and Ling Ling prepare the next generation of deciders...

sonicfrog said...

Perhaps explaining his weight problem, Jimmy sure does have some strange spirit guides.