Friday, July 25, 2008
There Are Worse Things Than Pigeons
1. "It's lighter than air, and drops sh!t from above. We named it 'Obama.'"
2. "She was a little freaked out at first, but she didn't say no."
3. "Catherine the Great still had nothing on your sister. I've seen her double-penetrated by live bulls."
4. "Well, what else would you expect an inflatable rubber cowboy to ride?"
5. "Windy today."
Best of Kaptain Krude
Ceiling Horse wasn't quite as popular as Ceiling Cat.
Best of paul
'Hung like a Horse' takes on a new meaning.
Best of Silhouette
"Ya say she's making a weird knocking sound on the turns? We'll put her up on the rack and take a look underneath." -
Best of Jack Reacher
"Looks like some drifter just blew into town."
Best of Tremor
What? That? Oh, it keeps the flies off the food...
Best of Van Helsing
The Obamessiah performs his first miracle, causing his fellow jackasses to be lifted from the earth by his lofty rhetoric.
Best of The Man
Were those postage stamps I just licked?
Best of Chrees
"With God as my witness, I thought horses could fly!"
Best of Double the U
Damnit, KIDS!! stop sticking the horse on the ceiling!
Best of dj
A horse, a crane, a lifting harness…What the hell is Sully up to now?