Friday, July 25, 2008

There Are Worse Things Than Pigeons


1. "It's lighter than air, and drops sh!t from above. We named it 'Obama.'"

2. "She was a little freaked out at first, but she didn't say no."

3. "Catherine the Great still had nothing on your sister. I've seen her double-penetrated by live bulls."

4. "Well, what else would you expect an inflatable rubber cowboy to ride?"

5. "Windy today."

Best of Kaptain Krude
Ceiling Horse wasn't quite as popular as Ceiling Cat.

Best of paul
'Hung like a Horse' takes on a new meaning.

Best of Silhouette
"Ya say she's making a weird knocking sound on the turns? We'll put her up on the rack and take a look underneath." -

Best of Jack Reacher
"Looks like some drifter just blew into town."

Best of Tremor
What? That? Oh, it keeps the flies off the food...

Best of Van Helsing
The Obamessiah performs his first miracle, causing his fellow jackasses to be lifted from the earth by his lofty rhetoric.

Best of The Man
Were those postage stamps I just licked?

Best of Chrees
"With God as my witness, I thought horses could fly!"

Best of Double the U
Damnit, KIDS!! stop sticking the horse on the ceiling!

Best of dj
A horse, a crane, a lifting harness…What the hell is Sully up to now?

23 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"That's nice, but you'll recall I said 'When pigs fly'. Pigs, not horses. Sorry, but I still win the bet."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Here I come, to save the daaaaaaaaa-ay!" Underhorse, the sequel to the non-hit Underdog, did even worse, if that was at all possible.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ceiling Horse wasn't quite as popular as Ceiling Cat.

paul said...

'Hung like a Horse' takes on a new meaning.

Silhouette said...

"Ya say she's making a weird knocking sound on the turns? We'll put her up on the rack and take a look underneath." -

Silhouette said...

Trigger hated it on Roy's day to change all the lightbulbs.

Jack Reacher said...

"Looks like some drifter just blew into town."

Jack Reacher said...

"Ready for oil on bay one!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, just hangin' around. You?"

Tremor said...

What? That? Oh, it keeps the flies off the food... Send out for it? Well, it works so much better when it's fresh.

Van Helsing said...

The Obamessiah performs his first miracle, causing his fellow jackasses to be lifted from the earth by his lofty rhetoric.

The Man said...

Were those postage stamps I just licked?

Chrees said...

"With God as my witness, I thought horses could fly!"

Dub said...

The boys from Enumclaw thought "no way is this a bad idea that could hurt us and put us in the national news circuit....go ahead and lower him down!!! GOATSE!!"

Achilles said...

"Honey, this is NOT what it looks like."

Tim said...

Obama's previous incarnation was that of a flying horse.

Double the U said...

Damnit, KIDS!! stop sticking the horse on the ceiling!

Double the U said...

I am pretty sure that isn't how you "saddle up" a horse.

dj said...

Horse feathers.

A horse, a crane, a lifting harness…What the hell is Sully up to now?

dj said...

"I know that I don’t look like the Americans who’ve previously spoken in this great city.”

mpur said...

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly."

ThatGayConservative said...

Some people were surprised to discover that Texans even hang the horse you rode in on.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Annie wanted a really memorable wedding send-off. Daddy didn't want any more bills.
White doves? No.
Butterflies? No.
Losing horse from Santa Anita and a little helium? YES!